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Chrono Q Clepsydra Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:06 pm
The following Tag Team contest is set for one fall, and it is a first round match up in the 2017 X-Cup Tag Cup series....
Introducing first....
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:28 am
The crowd begins to cheer for the reunion of a beloved team when a beautiful image appears on the titantron, accompanied to the sweet sweet sound of Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce.
♫Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
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Barbra Streisand♫ It is a team comprised of The Extraordinary Englishman and The Fox, Cartwright and Guy Cancer, CartCancer! They enter the arena with Cartwright leading the way, getting the crowd excited with grandstanding and hotdogging.  Nobody knows why this team decided to name themselves CartCancer. Is it a simple play on their names or is there a deeper meaning? Are they both literally C A N C E R to the world? Possibly. They are pretty confident that their opponents will wish they have cancer and die when they are defeated by CartCancer. Not because it is such a shameful thing to lose to CartCancer, but because they will be so utterly embarrassed and humiliated by these two amazing, legendary, giant titans of men in this illustrious G-Fed world.
♫Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand♫
Both men enter the ring and pose on the turnbuckles for the fans, who paid a lot of money to see them. CartCancer don't come cheap. If I was a booker, I wouldn't hire them no matter how popular and talented they are because they are a couple of money-grabbing bastards.Gorilla Monsoon: "Listen to this ovation! Everyone is happy to see this veteran team together again! They have made the X-Cup so much more exciting and important by competing for an X-Cup, the Tag Team Cup in this situation!"
Bobby Heenan: "I'm not happy to see this team back together! What have they achieved together?! I'll tell you, nothing! They only have the GWWF Tag Team Championships on their records as a team and that was when Cartwright AWARDED the other half of the titles to Guy Cancer after owning the division by himself for TWO YEARS!"
Gorilla Monsoon: "Guy Cancer is going to prove you wrong and show you how good he is when he wins the Tag Team X-Cup with Cartwright!"
Bobby Heenan: "What are you, his cheerleader?! I'll believe it when I see it!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:56 pm
ARREEEWWWW!!!!!No sooner than the howl of the wolf blared throughout the arena the D.T.O. mix of Moonlit Wilderness began to play as Fenrir made his way to the ramp, he would pause looking down toward his opponents in the ring, a hand slaps his shoulder he turns to see Karen Attwood walk ahead of him motioning for him to follow. Gorilla Monsoon: "Now here's a team up I wasn't expecting."Bobby Heenan: "I've heard of mixed tag teams, but a tag team consisting of both mother and son, i'm not sure how this will work out."
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:44 am
With the opponents entering the ring, Cartwright and Guy Cancer discuss tactics before the bell rings. It looks like Cartwright has decided to start the match, as Guy Cancer steps on to the ring apron. Cartwright, being the gentleman that he is, allows the opposing team to decide who will start on their side of the ring!
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:34 pm
Requesting an auto-win due to inactive opposition! =)
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:32 pm
As Cartwight stepped up for his team, it seemed like there was somewhat of a discussion between both mother and son that seemed to go back and forth for a few moments. Before Fenrir would slowly step out of the ring Bobby Heenan: "And now from the looks like its ladies first as Karen Attwood steps up to the Extraordinary Englishman."Gorilla Monsoon: "I wonder if Cartwright can keep his composure here, I mean this is the girl who retired FG's Legacy Championship, a belt Cartwright claims to have never lost!"Karen would proceed toward to center of the ring to meet Cartwright proceeding to of all things curtsey to the Englishman. Was she trying to be polite or just messing with him we may never know.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:51 am
Look at this Karen, trying to act like a proper lady for once in her life! Cartwright appreciates the effort though and politely claps, although the Queen might vomit at the sight of it! The two circle the ring, The Extraordinary Englishman patiently waiting for a good time to strike the woman who would rather surrender said WWFG Legacy Championship, now the WWFG World Heavyweight Championship, to her boss rather than wrestle her to defend it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:47 am
Its no secret that this confrontation could be on better terms what with how things went down in FG. And from the looks of it Cartwright wouldn't hear her out even if she did explain herself. No matter, that's the past, just keep moving forward. Karen would then motion to the Extraordinary Englishman for a test of strength.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:28 pm
If Cartwright were in a fair mood, he'd probably put it into consideration that the whole title situation should have been handled better by those booking the show and that Karen tried to make the best of what she was given during that time, but confrontation sells tickets damn it! Cartwright accepts her invitation to a test of strength and shows that he means business by trying to push her all the way back into the turnbuckle, keeping their hands clasped together.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:35 pm
The test of strength begins as Cartwright begins to push her back towards a turnbuckle, however not to be outdone Karen proceeds to try and push him back towards the center of the ring. It was indeed time to show Cartwright what could have been.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:54 pm
Always the sour apple, Guy Cancer tags in on Cartwright's shoulder!
((cuz yur passin' me up, im playing catch up))
If Carty The Cartwheel Cartwright gets his flipping monkey..
Guy Cancer will be the Douche Monkey to springboard leg drop off the top rope onto Karen!
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:53 pm
Karen shows that she's no pushover as she begins to use her strength to halt Cartwright's momentum and push back. Cartwright decides to change things up, attempting to Monkey Flip Karen on to the mat while keeping the test of strength applied!
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:33 pm
((Glad I saw both of your posts))
Karen would be flipped onto the mat but would try to land on her feet only to bounce back...
...or at least that WAS the plan until a douche monkey by the name of Guy Cancer came flying onto her so now she's hurting... not sure if Cartwrights hold still on her at the moment but still hurting.
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:57 pm
((You made it just in time muhaha! >=) Foxy snuck that one in!)) Guy Cancer made the tag to Cartwright, so being the good lad that he is, he releases the hold on Karen following the Monkey Flip! Cartwright goes on to the ring apron, allowing Guy Cancer to have the ring and all of his focus on Karen.
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