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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:01 pm


Joy supposed she and Shu had done a decent enough job with lunch that she was once again placed on Kitchen Duty. Dinner was going to be a tougher challenge, what with the kind of food they had to prepare but hey, at least Joy knew she could afford to make a "mistake" or two and be "forced" to eat that.

She was kind of looking forward to it, what with all the meat they were required to cook. The saving grace was that there was a note that most of the meat had already been given time to absorb their marinades but some were going to need a spice rub.

"Jeez, whoda thunk camp would mean rubbing meat most of the time." She remarked out loud.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:52 am


The sun trainee looked at the chore board with distaste. She hated everything listed there. Cooking, cleaning, washing.. "being a slave.." She muttered under her breath, stuffing her hands in her pockets.

Rule number one when being OFFERED a choice of things to do, pick something before someone realizes you are standing there doing nothing. Soon she was being forcibly marched to the kitchen, complaining the whole time. "Oh come on.. look you know I am no good.. really I will... " The one marching her in was listening to none of it, and she was left in the kitchen standing there like a deer in headlights.

"Well.. s**t.. this sucks."

It was only then that she noticed someone else was in the kitchen as well, and they were looking down at some meat with much the same reaction she was having over the whole room. "Got roped in here too huh?" She directed at Joy as she walked over to share her misery. "I'm just letting you know, I am worse than useless.."

Way to make new friends! Whooo! She was on a role.

"Unless you want me to kill the meat again, then I can sure be of help..."

Yeah.. that was going to make things better...

She mumbled something else under her breath then slowly walked over to the meat that they were supposed to... what? Like she had even the foggiest notion what the heck was going on in the room other than, that it looked like someone had done a whole lot of murdering and they were going to have to take care of the evidence.

Wait.. maybe that would be a better way to look at things; at least that seemed a tad more fun.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:42 pm


"Hmm?" Joy said, turning towards the voice before giving the woman a friendly smile and introducing herself, "Yo, welcome to kitchen duty. I'm Joy."

At the other woman's admission of "being worse than useless" Joy only grinned and clapped them encouragingly on the back, "No worries, cooking's not as scary as it sounds. You'd be surprised at the s**t you can alter when it comes to cooking recipes. Baking's a whole 'nuther monster though."

Using her lip, Joy gestured towards the rack where several smocks and aprons hung, "Suit up and we'll see what meats might need tenderizing."


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:18 am


Gwahh?

The other girl had clapped her on the back as if that was a normal thing, this was not a sun hunter, or at least didn't seem like one. She sighed weakly as her admission of being useless didn't get her sent away. Well, now she had to do work, and it was likely best to get started rather than put it off.

Looking at the distastefully plain smocks that needed to be put on she lifted one between thumb and forefinger. "Ugh, looks like these are more... I don't know.. " She frowned and put it on, before heading over to the table and looking down at the meat.

"So who did they kill to get this much meat?" She lifted up a slab of meat and waggled it a bit. Then she plopped the meat back down on the table and held out the bloody hand. "Kimberly.. Sun apprentice and roped in against my will."

Kim then waggled the meat again, rolling it around on the table and shaping it into a meat person, as well as one can shape a steak or whatever into a shape.
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Girly girl aint part of her set up.. playing with dead things is.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:34 pm


The moon trainee didn't seem perturbed in the slightest, "Ha, well, if anyone ever decides to try and make kitchen-wear fashionable, I'll still probably think they're not at all good-looking." Despite this, Joy was still smiling even in her smock and hairnet.

"As for our supplier, you'd prolly be better off asking America about that." A beat. "I meant the hu- er, the head honcho not the place." Sometimes it was hard to remember they were pretending to be reapers but better safe than sorry.

"I'm Joy in Moon, and there's plenty of us apprentices here. Although," she frowned and gestured a more compacted slab of meat. "I think the chunk you got is being prepped for something else. The ones that need tenderizing are over there. Grab a meat mallet too."


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:53 am


Kimberly sighed again and shifted gears to start work on beating the snot out of the meat with little mallets. She mumbled softly. "I missed what this is all about.. so.. uh why are we here doing this?" She made sure to keep her voice low so that no one else in the room could hear, not sure who was what right now. With Joy having said she was moon, she knew now at least that she was talking to another hunter.

Maybe Kimberly was a bit too aggressive with the meat mallet, since she somehow ended up punching a hole through the first steak she tenderized. One thing to be said, it was indeed tender.

"Uh..." She shook her head a moment. That was not a good thing. She flushed a bit and pushed the meat to the side grabbing a second piece. "Are we supposed to do ALL of this meat? It looks like it was formed to feed an army." She never had kitchen duty before and so didn't realize this just a starting portion. There would be more to come in a later shipment for sure.

To amuse herself a little Kimberly started to tenderize the meat in shapes, like one into the shape of a bird.. another into the shape of a fluffy cloud. Just, shapes in general.

"So.. did you choose to beat, meat or were you roped in too?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:46 pm


"Eh, something about this place being a somewhat safe-zone for Halloweeners and Hunters to meet. We don't want civvies, non-Hunter humans, accidentally stumbling here so we go patrolling to make sure they don't realize where they are." And that was about it for what Joy got from the briefing. "No fighting, so uh, if you're kinda itching for one and taking it out on the food, you could just ask for other Hu-er, Reapers likes us for a sparring session. Some of them pack one helluva punch," Joy grinned.

There seemed to be quite a lot of pounding for one slab of meat. Joy wasn't a cooking expert but even she could tell Kimberly seemed to be doing too good a job. "Ooookay I think you've tenderized those enough. Time to get 'em tasty. Honestly I don't mind cooking. 'S kinda fun and you can always "make mistakes" accidentally on purpose so you gotta eat the failures. I don't think this place will take it outta your wages."

She handed Kimberly some thin gloves along with a tray of pre-prepped dry-rub. "Here, just do what I do," Joy said and began demonstrating how one rubbed the spices onto the meat. "We got that much to do before we check on those already being roasted. Unless you wanna mix up marinades instead?" she offered.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:19 pm


Kimberly smirked a bit when she was told that she had beat the meat enough. Part of her wanted to laugh hysterically. She then kind of snuck a selfie of herself pounding on the meat and titled it Here I am beating meat... so bad..

She grinned and showed it to Joy before arching a brow. "Do you think I should send this to the guy I kind of like?"

She shook her head a bit and then looked at the spices and shrugged patting some of it into the meat. "So.. um I have no idea how to make any of this stuff or why we are doing it. I am too used to cafeteria food I guess." She sighed and finished what she was doing, rubbing her hands on the apron.

"So Joy, I know you are.. er.. from another reaper group than I am, but I haven't seen you around. I am kind of.. anti heading around for some reason. It may have something to do with the fact that I go into insane mood swings."

The rather petite looking girl drop kicked an empty spice container across the room nearly hitting someone on the other side who glared at her. She gracefully stuck out her tongue and flipped him off. "Suck it, don't stand next to the garbage bin if you don't want to get things aimed at you."

The other turned away from her muttering under his breath.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:30 pm


It was a rather surreal feeling for Joy, listening to Kimberly and feeling like the calm, level-headed one. A more mature individual would have appreciated this situation as just one of the many things that made people so unique. But Joy ended up internalizing this as: Shet

The bit of the selfie though got Joy to snicker and thumbs up, "I say go for it! Who's the guy?" It would be interesting to see what Kimberly's type was, even if Joy was uh not exactly well-connected. "And you probs haven't seen me around 'cuz I've been off-island for a super long while. Ain't for anything cool. Just watching um stuff. It was super boring and I'm glad to be back and doing s**t."

The Moon trainee wasn't exactly scared off by insane mood swings. "As long as you don't suddenly try to stab me in the back with your weapon that Reapers have or something like that, I'm down to hang."


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:22 am


Kim spun back to the counter and then turned to look at Joy, pulling out her phone again. "Ace, he is also.. um from my.. clan?" Ugh trying to use code was annoying. She mumbled a few choice complaints about their leaders before typing out the message.

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Hey Ace here is a nice selfie of me beating some meat.. hope you like.. I was thinking of you.. *_~ (attached is a picture of Kim beating the snot out of some meat, literally)


She sent the photo then went back to work. "Ace is nice, been on a few missions with him. He likely doesn't really think of me as anything more than a friend but.. I like him. He is popular 'specially compared to me."

Her words were kind of sullen for a moment before she tossed her head back and laughed. "Ah well! There is always stuff to do, which is nice, weird things crop up. Being back just means you and I can hang out if.. well if you want to but ... Chinthliss he says I am a spazz and better off alone..."

She was rambling now. Maybe worried.. maybe just not paying attention. She couldn't say.

Kimberly Shut up and work. Seriously you will never finish if you keep babbling. Idiot.. Yeah Chinthliss loved her, such a good whip... >.<

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:43 am


Joy tried to think if she knew an Ace. If she did, she probably didn't know him well enough to be able to recognize him so it was safe to assume he was one of the many, many hunters she might have passed by in the halls but never really bothered getting to know. "Aww, ain'tcha tried one of 'em matchmaking schemes you see on tv? Get some other friends to set you two up on a date or something?" The grin on Joy's face was a pretty clear indication that she would have been down for those shenanigans.

She did go back to checking on the cooking roasts, grabbing some oven mitts and a towel to pull out those that were done. "Who's Chint- Cheeli- that person and why does he think you're better off alone?" she asked casually.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:50 pm


Kim tilted her head a moment thinking about one of those dating schemes and laughed softly. "I'd be down for using that for meeting people. I mean, I still need to know others, how else will I know who I can trust to have my back when I pick a fight with something that can kill me?" Her grin came easier as she tossed some more meat onto a tray.

"Chinthliss.. he .. um was a Manticore." She murmured the 'was' part softly while making a general weapon gesture. "He has an attitude issue which is likely why he chose me.."

Made sense cause only something more annoying than her could deal with her for the length of time they would be together. "Uh, so,.. um I killed all the meat, and poured this powdered crap on it, now what can we do?"

There was a very good chance that someone would end up biting into something way too hot or way too peppered or salty or.. well something. Kimberly wasn't exactly paying attention to proper spice portions.

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Kim cooks like I do... pray the portions are not going to kill you, or if they are deadly that someone else gets the worst of it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:17 pm


Ace was in his patrol when his phone buzzed. Checking it resulted in a charming light chuckle from the man, and received a "are you mad" face from his temporary partner.

Text from Ace
Hey hey Kimberly, I didn't remember I did something awful that needs you to beat "me" up. Anyway, here's my return. I'm at a lovely dense forest at the moment, it's relaxing for a walk. I think it maybe a good idea to visit this place when we're both off-duty.


Attached with his message came a photo capturing from a high angle down. The afternoon warm lights struck from his back and as if his hair had been donned with a layer of orange. Under such environment, his expression seemed to be softened slightly. Panning to the corner, there was a hunter leaned against a tree in the shade, with an annoyed expression.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:43 pm


"Well, that was the easy bit. The worst is yet to come," and with that Joy gestured towards the sink where plates and pots were piled up. "And if we ever end up in a mission together, call me over. My clan's supposed to protect the other clans."

She didn't say anything about her weapon or why Bert chose her. The ginosaji rarely said anything even when she was talking to him directly.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:35 pm


Kimberly nodded offering for Joy to see the reply to her message. "And this is Ace in a nutshell. He is crazy and I love it. I get a tad envious though, everyone likes him, so I really aught to not be surprised if he ends up with someone else." She shrugged a little then suggested exchanging information. It would be a good thing if they ended up somewhere in a rough spot. Her group went on the attack so if someone needed someone else beat up, they were the ones to call.

She glanced at the dishes and then did a double take. "No way...." A slight whine hit her voice and she visibly wilted. "I wonder what they consider except-able losses as far as those go.." Images of her shattering all the dishes went through her head.. they would be gone.. she would be free....

Nah since she was working with someone else they would likely give Joy flack about it too, one did not drag others into the pit of despair with them. "Ugh.."

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