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 Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:19 am
Molten Tigrex Text from Mark: There's no good way of me telling you this bro I'm sorry Molten Tigrex Text from Mark: But we're breaking up okay
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:39 am
zoobey Text from Lucky: uh... okay? zoobey Text from Lucky: i guess this answers a lot of questions i had zoobey Text from Lucky: especially about the threesome invitations zoobey Text from Lucky: well... uh... we can still be friends?
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:54 am
Molten Tigrex Text from Mark NO I JUST SAID WE ARE BREAKING UP Molten Tigrex Text from Mark No more f words Molten Tigrex Text from Mark Dwight says I should stay away from unhealthy relationships Molten Tigrex Text from Mark Can you come pick up your stuff from my room your VR headset is staring at me and it's weird
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:17 pm
zoobey Text from Lucky: you're breaking up... our friendship? zoobey Text from Lucky: wait this is about dwight? zoobey Text from Lucky: why does he hate me so much?? zoobey Text from Lucky: sometimes he texts me just to tell me he hates me zoobey Text from Lucky: i mean who does that? besides caelius zoobey Text from Lucky: i'll be there in a minute...
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 12:30 pm
Molten Tigrex Text from Mark: Caelius TEXTS you to tell you he hates you?!?! Molten Tigrex Text from Mark: Who's d**k did you have to suck to make that happen Molten Tigrex Text from Mark: Oh wait hahaha I get it now Molten Tigrex Text from Mark: It's cool I support your relationship even though it's theoretically sleeping with your boss
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:03 pm
A few texts were sent in rapid (panicked) succession: zoobey Text from Lucky: mark i am not zoobey Text from Lucky: i would never zoobey Text from Lucky: i think you're missing the point here zoobey Text from Lucky: wait by that logic doesn't that mean dwight actually _likes_ me? is that why he's been texting me? oh my god This was about the point that Lucky was also knocking on the open door as he walked through it. "Hey Mark, I think I'm here for the headset," he called out, finally looking up from his phone, "and to tell you to tell Dwight that I'm not interested and also a little concerned there is even a love triangle in the first place."
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:10 pm
lizbot Text from MARK THE AWESOMENATOR yo dwight are you seriously sexting lucky??? lizbot Text from MARK THE AWESOMENATOR bro I f-zoned him ages ago lizbot Text from MARK THE AWESOMENATOR doing this for u
"You know just because I said we could have a sexy threesome I didn't actually mean it like we were together together right I mean lots of people have sexy threesomes without being together. I mean, just because people text you it doesn't mean you're going to have a sexy threesome and end up together you know."
Every single word in that paragraph missed every single point.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:33 pm
zoobey Text from D3PO Lucky is not a strong, beautiful woman. He is not anything of those three things. You know my type, why would you ever ask that. Like, even if I was gay, I'd still have standards.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:43 pm
Lucky watched the headset and Mark's train of thought be consumed by the room's garbage ocean one after the other. "But if we're not together," Lucky ventured slowly, "how can you, uh, break up with me?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:08 pm
lizbot Text from MARK THE AWESOMENATOR how familiar are you with 'lucy'....
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:52 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:25 pm
"Oh, okay." A very uncomfortable silence as Lucky looked around the room, everywhere but where Mark sat. "So... I've never been broken up with before," Lucky admitted awkwardly and scratched his head. "Am I... supposed to take my thing and go?" He gestured at the junk mountain the headset had been absorbed by. It was nowhere to be seen amidst the myriad odds, ends, stray cockroaches, and miscellaneous garbage.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 4:44 pm
lizbot Text from MARK THE AWESOMENATOR okay hear me out.. lucy but with double D's
And apparently less than half anyone's memory span.
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