And was frankly rather built. Lex saw him naked, they appreciated it because yeah, he was built.
Which was not a lot to go on when attempting to gift someone. Hi, I brought you these nice thongs because you have the a** for them was not proper gift giving etiquette and just no. Something told Lex that would not be a good way to make friends, let alone keep their teeth.
So, something simple and useful. Useful was always good and the gods know that they certainly could have been a whole lot better prepared for the swamp. Lighters, pocket knives, swiss army knives with their little tools, other things that were larger and more unwieldy, and they sort of just wanted to drop this off and get. And well, they were all small enough to keep stored in to a pocket and kept on hand.
Lex finally settled on a Zippo lighter because no zippo was cheap, and as lighters went they were pretty much indestructible, pretty, and easy to fuel up and go. Thing with Zippos though… was there was a lot of zippo. They discarded any sort of team easy enough because ******** if they knew what sport team Caleb would even be interested in. Same for politics, though the democrats donkey got some chuckles and was a near thing.
Lex wasn’t comfortable enough with Caleb to tease them about being a donkey. Finally, they just decided on a plain black zippo with the logo. It was classy, sleek, and well, said nothing outside of I brought you an expensive lighter. Merry Christmas, Yule, Xenia?
Xenia still connected to Xena, Warrior princess though.
But yes, Zippo in a box and then it was just finding which room was Caleb’s in the dorm and duck tapping it to the dorm room door in very, very bright neon pink tape with Caleb’s name written on the tape in black sharpie.
There! Perfectly and absolutely noticeable! And well, if it wasn’t Caleb’s room, Lex was sure someone would direct him to it.
Silent Spy
