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 Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:42 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:00 pm
 Punkie had been checking out one of her favorite punkin patches when she saw one of her great gourds had a nibble on it. Well this was just ******** blasphemous! Immediately she ran to put up flyers looking for some brave troll to help her capture this rotten rodent, or whatever it was that had been feasting on her harvestables. Being a lowblood and not exactly well off, she had her reward listed as "Pies". The orangeblood juggalo crossed her fingers and set out into Chittentown to get some help. "MAYDAY ******** MAYDAY!" The girl yelled in the town square, flyers in her hands as she thrust the papers at ever troll that walked by. "THERE IS A WILD MONSTER OUT AND I NEED A BRAVE ******** TROLL!!" Of course they were a monster, to defile the mirthful holy gourd?! They must be some terrible evil creature indeed.
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:57 pm
Buffel heard the ruckus comin’ a block away. A monster sounded just up his alley! Peeling through the crowd to the completely cacophonic screams of the frantic orangeblood, Buffel put his hand out for a firm handshake. ”Howdy Miss! The name’s Buffel Obille, and I think I might be able to help with the varm-!”” His pitch was cut off when his offer of a handshake was met not with her hand, but with a mess of flyers that cascaded right on past his palm and onto the ground below. Looking at the gal now, she was smeared with paint. Awe heck, she’s one o’ them mirthful converters., he thought as he piled the papers together with his boot. Picking them up, he resumed his pitch with significantly less gusto than before. ”Uh, as I was sayin’, I’m equipped to wrassle any critter what’s been botherin’ ya. Any idea what the guttersnipe could be?”
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:41 am
Punkie lit up as a troll come up to take on whatever terrible thing was eating her precious punkins. The orangeblood took the fliers and put them away in her wagon "Oh thank ya so ******** much!" Punkie exclaimed, shaking the troll's hand enthusiastically. "Yes, just this way my duct-clotted troll, and we can begin on ******** these diabolical vermin right quick." Without letting go of the other troll's hand, the orangeblood juggalo pulled both him and her wagon down the road. "Oh!" The juggalo exclaimed, looking back at the troll she was leading by the hand. "Im Punkie, its a ******** pleasure to meet you, and your goddamn name, sir?"
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:08 pm
This gal was quite the hard-cussin’ juggalo if he ever did see one. They’re type normally meant well, just a bit...loud. He put forth his hand for a business-like handshake and was suddenly vaulted forward as the orangeblood girl squeezed his hand and pulled him along with her. Buffel stumbled a bit, before righting his footing and matching pace with her. As they ran she craned her head back and asked him his name. ”The n-name’s Buffel, m-miss! Buffel O-! Obille!”He stumbled on his words as they dashed, avoiding rocks and other hazards the girl seemed to pay no mind to. Getting tugged along, Buffel tried to make out where she was taking him but could focus on much beyond her hand. Her flyers flew past him with reckless abandon, cluttering up the streets. ”W-what did ya say this- woah!...That this was again?!”This gal was sure to be somethin’ else, that’s for certain.
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:24 pm
Punkie looked back over her shoulder. "Glad to ******** meet ya!" She yelled, not slowing down until the punkin patch was in sight. With a sigh of relief she finally stopped a ways from the patch, and looked at her punkin hero seriously. "I have no ******** clue what this ******** is. But i know its da worst thing i ever met." The orangeblood picked up a punkin from her red wagon and showed the yellowblood. The entire outside rind was nibbled away, leaving only a thin structure that barely contained the slop and seeds. Making sure her hero got a good look at the atrocity by shoving it under his nose, she continued. "This is ******** BLASPHAMY!" The girl could not help but yell. "The rind is what i globdarn use the most!!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:07 pm
The pair finally slowed down upon reaching the pumpkin patch. It was thickly overgrown and not exactly the neatest agriculture Buffel had ever seen. It was hard to deny the place had been thoroughly roughed up by some sort o’ varmint. The juggalo girl explained her lack of knowledge on the critter what did the deed, but her obvious (if profanity-laden) distress caused Buffel to sober up his demeanor. He’d been given this girl a mean stink-eye since they met and it was time he treated her like she was: a client. One who needed help. Buffel began to survey the surrounding area for any telltale signs of what this thing could be. As he moved closer to examine, a demolished pumpkin was pushed in front of his face by the girl. Her cries of blasphemy were ignored as Buffel felt the ridges of the bite marks. Hmmm. Seemed different from your average howlbeast. What in tarnation could it be? ”Well miss, it seems like if we’re gonna make any headway we should examine more about the scene. I’m havin’ trouble pinnin’ the bitemarks, so lets look for any tracks they might’ve left. Tread lightly now, don’t wanna lose any evidence.”
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:42 am
"Will do yer ********> The orangeblood said, oblivious to the yellowblood's earlier glares. Juggalos in general received odd reactions. They were both feared as an important group on Alternia, but at the same time many an uneducated troll thought the juggalo ways odd. Punkie had grown used to the looks of those that had not yet found their true plumpbiscuit. It was why she did her best to make the juggalo ways loud and heard by all, so they may learn to accept them, and accept the Messiahs. "Is there ******** i should be lookin out for in particular?" Punkie asked as she fallowed the yellowblood closely.
tenaciousgadabout Sorry that took so long smile Im rly enjoying Buffel xD
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