Asuna yawned and stretched, lounging on the chaise in the theater dressing room. Distantly she could hear her fellow 'performers', if they could be labelled as such. With a sigh she swung her legs over the side of the lounge, stretching her arms behind her head as she thought to herself. 'I suppose they can't help that they're incredibly dull.' She reasoned with a sigh, roaming towards the full-body mirror that stood in the corner of the room. 'Not everyone can have your looks and talent and charm.' She stood with her hands on her hips, admiring herself in the mirror as she turned this way and that, her long, silky blue hair swaying from side to side as she did so."Don't you think it's cruel to keep all this beauty and talent to myself?" she asked her mirror-self, pausing her movements to frown at her reflection, "I'm keeping so much from the world!" With a determined look, she turned from the mirror and dramatically opened her arms to the room, as if addressing an audience with baited breath. "That settles it! Truly I must imbue a stone to bless future generations!" she exclaimed, and stopped to bask in the applause she heard in her head. As with all her large and important decisions, it seems this one was made on a whim. 'Having a child to manipulate into a perfect little demon could be satisfying. She thought as she left the room, ready to face the real stage once more. 'As long as I don't have to clean up after it.'
