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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:03 pm
Ernst would be the first to admit that he wasn't the greatest at combat, or at rescue missions. Or fortifying walls, with the additional knowledge that to do that, he'd at least temporarily be exposing himself to a bit of the outside elements. That was why he was in the kitchens. Food was just as useful to people here as walls were: you needed to eat to survive. And Ernst could cook, kind of. But look. No one could say that Ernst was one of those old-fashioned dudes, who thought that only women belonged in the kitchen. He could cook perfectly fine meals for himself, thank you very much. Actually, he'd heard from several of his coworkers that he was a fantastic cook. His pan-seared lamb medallions were delightful, and his herb-buttered haricots verts were to die for. But as nice or luxurious as the restaurant in the hotel had been, it'd been more than a few days since there'd been a consistent supply of food. Which meant that the supply of perishables had dwindled fast. And no one in here was working with fresh herbs, or milk, or steak, or even real chickens. What they had were boxed pasta and canned tomatoes and cream of corn and pineapples and Spam. How was he supposed to deal with this? He held up two cans of Surströmming, which had apparently been brought from Sweden by some vacationing guest. Did people really just eat this stuff? " Do...you have any idea what to do with this?" he asked the person nearest him, who was a kind of friendly-looking blonde, who from the looks of it had been dressed fairly well before the birds. Chrystali Here you go! > U < it may be less of a party than i'd implied........
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:08 pm
Food was just one of those necessities -- for better or for worse. With little to do in the triage area and having explored what she could to help with fortifications, she had to replenish her strength to continue fighting with the flying pieces of scrap heap. Rose flit through the kitchen, checking the remaining stores to see what could be made with what remained. It was like some strange episode of those horrible cooking shows she'd found amusing; living in that situation, however, was far less entertaining. Blue eyes slid to the voice that addressed her, noting his clothes that essentially marked them both as from the Prytaneum. Offering a wane smile, she subtly shook her head, rubbing her fingertips over the dried scratch on her cheek. "I'm afraid not. Strong fish was never something I could find use for. The pasta and sauce, though, we could perhaps cobble a sad variant of spaghetti." The songstress paused, brows knit and lips curved in a smile still, slightly dimpled in perplexity. "If we have any milk or cream and an ice cream maker, I could make a pineapple sorbet, but I'm not sure how well that'd be received in a world of snow..." She picked up a half eaten package of crackers, peeking inside and tilting her head to the side with a sigh. "I wonder if our caretakers would be good enough to send our darling Goddess cook to help with this sad state of affairs."
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:23 pm
Ernst winced in sympathy as her movement highlighted the scratch, but he didn't comment on it. Probably everyone here was banged up in some way, and the Chosen - which she must be - were a lot better off than anyone else. " Sad spaghetti sounds about right," he said, pushing the fish back to where it belonged, at the back of the counter. Maybe whoever'd brought it would eat it, if they were still around. " You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there was an ice cream maker somewhere." They were at a hotel, after all, even if they were in the Alps. Milk or cream, though, was a far different story. And...yeah, he wasn't sure if he wanted ice cream right now, either. " But if you'd do that, I might be up for a pineapple reduction? On top of...this?" He had turned to the pineapple now, and the Spam. This stuff was some kind of ham, right? Salty ham? It seemed like meat. He wouldn't have honey, and he wasn't sure how much sugar they could scrounge up, but letting the pineapples simmer down might make for a reasonably sweet glaze. Pineapples caramelized, right? " If that's all right with you?" he asked, indicating the pasta box. And maybe there were, at least, containers of dried herbs around here, that she could use for the canned flavor. Well - Ernst didn't usually buy cans of anything, but he assumed something had been added, so whatever they contained could stay preserved. At least these things still had labels, right? He remembered seeing some nightmarish television shows along that line. Wait, what? Goddess cook - right! Hestia had been a kitchen worker. And Hera...she had something to do with hospitality, too. But she probably meant Hestia, considering it was pretty clear that someone at least superficially resembling her walked among mortals, and enchanted fireplaces into teleporters. Hera had people she'd chosen, sure, but it could still all be the work of one person who'd just enchanted different symbols...or something. Right? Who knew, at this point. " Maybe there's more to take care of back there," he said, although privately he doubted it. The assembly hall had been packed, but he'd seen neither hide nor hair of Christopher, who'd first met with him to recruit him. " But I'd much rather have, I think, a god who took care of all that other stuff right now," he finished, waving vaguely to indicate that he meant the birds.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 3:34 pm
A soft chime of laughter answered the man's words, nodding in empathetic understanding. "Pineapple and spam. It's a sorry state of affairs but we do not ask for more, we simply...count our blessings? Something like that." Rose chuckled, wrinkling her nose subtly at the sight of the canned meat. Honestly, canned meat, in a resort like this? Did people have no shame? "I think I'd...rather take my chances to see if there's any eggs to scramble, personally," she said almost apologetically, as if the notion of what they'd make for others was beneath her (and quite frankly, she thought she'd rather eat snow than candied spam), "and even crushed stale crackers would probably be a better bet to cut the salt. Not that I'm a chef, mind you, but I'm a bit picky about the foods I associate with." With a soft chuckle, she put the crackers in question down and crossed over to the other, extending her hand to him. "Rose, of Apollo. If I could sing the birds down, my friend, I would. I'm afraid the bow and arrows I've been bestowed with offers little against flying scrapyards." Blue eyes turned around the kitchen, hoping she might pick out something she'd missed on the shelves. "Though I suppose if -- if we could find some frozen chicken - nuggets or otherwise - use the crackers, perhaps the pineapple...it wont be gourmet," Rose cast another smile, "but perhaps our best attempts at a deconstructed meal will be appreciated in some form." thyPOPE NO ERNST D< HE'S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR <3
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:34 pm
Ernst was very briefly confused before he realized that she was talking about putting food in her own mouth. He could definitely sympathize: Ernst had never even tried Spam. But there were luxuries, which Ernst had plenty of in his ordinary life, and then determination to survive: they needed food somehow, and it was better to not wait it out. Unless there was canned soup, or something, that was a bit more palatable to her specifically. He raised his eyebrows at her. " A deep fry? I think, if we're being desperate here, cooking oil would suffice as an adhesive for cracker crumbs." He wasn't really much of one for deep-fried food, but it did sound like she had some expertise with spam as an ingredient. He'd been about to actually get working - talking rarely accomplished much - when she extended her hand in introduction, something that actually came as a surprise to him. Right - he'd gotten so engrossed in the cooking that he'd completely forgotten that social niceties existed. And Rose...Rose was a very eloquent one, wasn't she? Ernst didn't let himself look too fazed, though. He was pretty sure he'd met her type before, and he found himself smiling. " Ernst. I'm in the Dionysus dorms," he replied delicately: he wasn't so sure that the Gods even existed, even now. Even with the birds. Even with Hestia, or with the hallucination that night, late in his office. Magic, certainly, but...well, that was a philosophical discussion best left for somewhere that wasn't a kitchen. Ernst followed Rose's gaze to the shelves. " Would it have spoiled?" he asked. Chicken only took a few hours to become basically inedible, without refrigeration, but on the other hand, it was so cold in here that he wasn't even sure whether that applied. He hadn't paid much attention in survival lessons besides his team's bonding sessions back at work. He was willing to help search if some real meat would make her more comfortable, though. " Perhaps smoked salmon," he said, almost as a joke: salmon was probably too expensive to still be left over after a few days. " Or a lot of dedication to blanching." Chrystali lmao i'm pretty sure he's incorrigible
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:18 pm
"Goodness, no," Rose laughed softly, "just a little butter or oil rub for the crumbs to cling." She would have been absolutely tickled by the idea that she was so familiar with anything deep fried had they been in a less dire circumstance, but as it were, it wasn't a typical conversation. Offering the man a firm shake, her brows lofted at the mention of who had Chosen him. "The first I've met under the charms of Dionysus. Don't let me halt your work, Ernst." It was not in the woman's ways to be judgmental on the beliefs (or lack thereof) when it came to their predicament -- there were flying metal birds with toxic poop. Belief was truly the least of her concerns. She offered him a brief glance of confusion before she pieced together what he meant. "I was -- looking for rosemary oil, or something of the sort that might have been overlooked or left behind -- ah." Rose moved some boxes aside and reached back, pulling out a dark colored bottle and showing it to the man who clearly knew more than she did -- a rosemary balsamic. "Things like this. It's not ideal but it's workable." Putting the bottle down, she resumed her search, though she cast an amused look over her shoulder as the man continued. "Smoked salmon. That sounds like a delicacy here, doesn't it?" In a place that seemed ravaged by some sort of metal apocalypse, almost anything that wasn't aggressive on the tastebuds sounded ideal. She plucked a package out from a box and wrinkled her nose delicately. " Nori. If you have use for dried seaweed." It was put back. She moved on, shuffling through a few items and reading them out loud in case he was interested: an onion based powder for soup, chicken broth, canned tuna (that met with a faint, 'really?'), a can of black olives, a jar of green olives, worcestershire, baking vanilla, some plum wine and a few jars of picked vegetables. "They weren't very well prepared for this attack, were they?" she murmured, a dry attempt at humor. How was this going to feed anyone? Sighing, she looked back to Ernst. "If you've no ideas, and we can find some ketchup and ground beef in the fridge, I think I could make some meat loaf. If, that is, we're trying to feed others. Myself, I'm just looking for some protein to keep going." There had to be trail mix or an errant protein bar somewhere, even if it tasted like cardboard. thyPOPE HI SORRY I'M A WANKER, I promise faster replies this week so we can finish up.
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