[PRP] SNOWBALLS ARE FUN. (and dangerous) [Guouli+Fletch]

[T-Kai]

Fletch wasn't very fond of snow. It meant that ToothDad redoubled - maybe even reTRIPLED his attempts to get Fletch to wear shoes. As usual, ToothDad had lost the argument. Well. Sort of. In snowy weather even Fletch had to make some adjustments, via the application of waterproof foot-wraps. They wern't shoes, more like bandages you wrapped around the foot over and over. Usually the purview of lowbloods on a budget, Fletch had grudgingly accepted it as a neccessity during the snowy weather - he wasn't going to be a great tumbler for the circus if he had no toes because of frostbite, after all! So as far as Fletch was concerned, snow was a menace, a hindrance, and overall a horrible, horrible thing.

....bloodfest, on the other hand. Oh, Fletch was LOVING IT. There were gerbils and celebrities and guns and acrobatics to do and lights and colours! Okay....a little more accurately, the kid was loving most of it, because there was one thing that was making Fletch a little twitchy and that was the sheer amount of trolls around. Wandering off the main path, Fletch took a deep breath, fluttering his fins in an agitated manner before looking around for any other trolls. Not seeing any, he ducked behind a pile of snow and sat down. He just....needed a little quiet time. Yeah. He'd be fine. He didn't need to get angry at the guy who'd shoved him aside, or the girl who'd trod on his foot or - almost without thinking, an almost inaudible growl resonated in Fletch's chest. You'd have had to be pretty close to hear it, though. Toothdad sat observing. He could see a tantrum coming - at least his wiggler had the sense to go somewhere private, he guessed.

Fletch's irritated noises grew louder until he heard a yelp. Frowning, he peered over the snowbank. Was someone hurt? He kept low, because he didn't really want to get involved unless it was safe, he observed a lowblood with a large amount of snow on their head. It almost looked like snow had fallen in a perfect circle on them. Miracles, man. Then Fletch saw it. A roughly spherical lump of snow hurtled out of a nearby snowbank and hit the lowblood on the back, leaving another imprint.

....you could throw snow at people?

Fletch's face lit up. That was a bloody miraculous use for the heinous substance. And to throw it at people sneakily, the most wonderful of ******** japery. Fletch waited until the lowblood had left, then went barrelling towards the snowbank the snowball had come from chattering excitedly at the mysterious thrower-of-snow.

"UP and BADASS brosis behind the snowbank! I didn't up and cognate you could make snow into a projectile what a ******** MIRACLE."  

[Gl!tch~]

Honestly, they should have just made snowball throwing an event. Guouli was having a great time. Granted, he kept having to move from place to place when drones got involved. Or when Hogdad threatened to ground him. Multiple times. But once in a while, he got a moment when no one was looking...

Like now.

Hogdad was nosing at warm food at one of the booths. Trolls were chit-chattering. Guo took the time to sliiide over behind one of the nearby snowbanks. He didn't hear any squealing. Out of sight, free to have some fun.

Hasty, he pulled some snow together. Not the best snowball, but it would do. Now, target. He didn't see anyone he recognized, so Guo opted for some rando. Preferably lowblood, just for convenience.

He pulled his arm back. Threw.

Meanwhile, some snow fell off a roof onto the same troll. Like a slo-mo dream come true.

Splap! Double-whammy.

Guo hid behind the snow again, waiting to hear if anyone might try to find him. As he gathered more snow, something was clearly rushing towards him. Didn't sound like Hogdad. The lowblood, maybe? Whatever, he was prepared. Another snowball in hand, he positioned himself to shove it right in the troll's stupid face.

Fletch came in loud, and Guo slammed the snow at the purpleblood's face without thinking.

TanuKyle

 

[T-Kai]

Gl!tch~

COLD!!!!!!!! That was the first sensation, rapidly followed by force and wet. Fletch yelped, tumbling backwards and then last-minute turning it into a backwards roll instead of a fall, ending on his feet a little while away. Shaking the snow off his face (but not wiping, that might smudge his paint!) he grinned at the blueblooded perpetrator.

“Nice shot my fine sisbro, but now you gotta know - it’s game time, yo.”

Fletch wasn’t really a word-maker, not like others of his family, but occasionally a juggalo just up and felt the sick fires burning within him, and had to let them free. Fletch grabbed a handful of snow, loosely compacting it into a ball, and lobbed it at Guouli, aiming for his shoulder.  

[Gl!tch~]

Guo watched, almost in slow motion, as Fletch tumbled off and away. Oh, s**t. A purpleblood. A seadweller. Oh s**t. Wait, the blood color on their clothing wasn't-

A snowball flew his way.

Aw, s**t. He ducked in time for it to hit him square on the side of the head.

"Oh, is that how you wanna play it?" Guo grinned. Then, letting what should be fear at messing with a blood superior give him a rush, started piling snow. "I'll kick your a**, Fins!"

As he pulled the snow together, he found a pebble nearby. Good. Excellent. He created a snowball around it, then rose up and tossed.

TanuKyle

 

[T-Kai]

Gl!tch~

Fletch whooped in triumph as Guouli ducked at the worst possible time, causing the icy missile hit the other troll right on the side of the head. He was the best at missiles! Well nah, he was really the best at acrobatics, but missiles were fun too!

(not that fun.)

He grinned as Guo grinned, two matching toothy grins, Fletch's stretched out by his facepaint.

"We'll aloft and see about that!"

He too began to gather snow, if less swiftly than Guo due to lack of practice, and began shaping the next snowball. Popping out to throw it, Guo's pebble-ball hit him in the chest with force, making him 'oof'. It kinda hurt with the pebble embedded....not that Fletch noticed, trying to throw his own back at Guo before he popped back into hiding.

(There'd probably be a nice bruise later though.)