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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:01 pm
Despite it's young, trendy appearance, the coffee shop smelled old. It was always the only thing that seemed out of place to Lochlyn whenever she came for a small, delicious cup of sunshine and rainbows (how anyone's cafe mocha with soy would look after a shift with the hellions over at the local pizza and puke party place.) Still dressed in the radioactively bright yellow striped V-neck jumper, blue leggings, and matching yellow flats, her big floppy had discarded carelessly on the seat beside her, Lochlyn sipped her little piece of happiness slowly. It had been a long week. Out of the corner of her eyes, one brown and one green, she caught another patron eyeing her hat. Or her costume. Or her. She stuck her tongue out at him and turned away, determined to relax before heading home. Strange things had been happening lately and, while one or two strange things could normally be forgotten they had been happening in a frequency that was putting her on edge (random people staring at her while she was in costume wasn't one of them. That, she admitted, was pretty normal considering her work uniform.) It was little things, the sorts of things that required a moment of time and a second look to realize. Doors that she couldn't remember being there before, in a neighbourhood she'd grown up in. Parks between buildings being empty when she could have sworn she'd heard laughing from only a moment before when she was around the corner. Just the other night she'd walked under a street lamp and then been drowned in darkness as it clicked off, the only one on the street to do so, and then three dogs had come from no where to circle her and then run off. It bothered her because it was weird and her life was normal -- she worked part time at a party restaurant, she went to community college, she got average grades, she even was average looking (and fine with that.) She was between a blond and brunette, between fit and chubby, average height, unremarkable skin. She didn't glow, she didn't sparkle, she didn't stand out, and aside from her mother's heterochromea and her irish name, Lochlyn hadn't gotten any more of the weird stuff that her mother's family was supposedly involved with according to her perfectly normal father and half-brother. She'd even changed her after work coffee spot when this new place (she hadn't seen it before so she was assuming it was new, though there had never been a grand opening or new business sign) opened because the spot she'd regulared before had changed their coffee size names to weird names. Who uses the same word in three different languages for three different sizes, anyways. She scoffed silently. Another sip, a moment of appreciation for this perfectly normal, albeit odd smelling, coffee shop, and a sharp intake of breath when a long, sleek, black tail uncurled from the back of the barista's shirt as he bent down to lift a crate of milk from the bottom of the cooler and lifted it to the counter. The barista, a (supposedly) middle aged, portly, man looked up and locked eyes with Lochlyn. He smiled. His teeth were two rows entirely made of canines. The barista turned from Lochlyn and started sorting the milk, soy from regular, chocolate from white, and so on. Lochlyn set her cup down, reminded of the importance of oxygen, and wondered if learning a new word for "medium" was all that much trouble after all.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:02 pm
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haphazardly parked Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:18 am
Minha swept into the cafe (colloquially known as the cafe; it had a proper name, but ******** if Minha could remember) as quickly as his aching ribs would allow. Tammer eyed his disheveled appearance--black hair standing up every which way, his grey, three-piece suit was now a two-piece suit since he'd lost the jacket somewhere, the buttons had been torn off the waistcoat, and the knees of his pants were torn up. Then the ******** grinned broadly at him from behind the counter, baring his teeth because he was a goddamn menace to society, before he wordlessly passed Minha coffee that was more sugar than coffee.
But not wordlessly enough; "Rough day?" Tammer asked with feigned kindness as Minha gulped down the coffee in one go, his body snapping up the sugar in the drink.
He shoved the cup back at Tammer, glaring at the barista with a snarled, "******** you. I should fire you."
At first glance, Minha looked vaguely Asian; he was on the shorter side for a man, certainly shorter than the barista, and with a slight build... but it was Tammer who looked away first. Turning his back on Minha, tail switching through the air, Tammer deposited Minha's cup into the sink before presenting him with a second, already-made drink. It was a mocha-something-or-other, still more sugar than coffee, and Minha curled his hands around the mug while the sugar from the first gulped coffee started to hit his system, soothing the edges of his ire away enough that he could sigh into his first sip of the new drink.
He didn't thank Tammer, but the barista shot him another sly smile and refrained speaking. Instead, his tail swished through the air, flicking towards Lochlyn like a speculative tilt of the head.
Minha's dark eyes narrowed.
"How often?"
Tammer shrugged. "Regularly enough that it isn't coincidence," came his quiet reply.
Feeling almost normal--almost, but it was close enough--Minha squared his shoulders and turned from the counter. He nodded absently at one of his regulars, then brought his confectionery drink over to Lochlyn, setting the cup down on her table and abruptly seating himself in front of her.
"You're new," he observed flatly, without preamble. "Who are you?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:13 pm
Still puzzling out how there could be a person-cat-shark thing serving coffee to happen-byers (was that even hygienic?), trying to think if there was anything about the little cafe that might have suggest it was a funny Cafe -- am I high? -- she mulled over the last third of her little happy juice as the slightest of jingles announced the arrival of another patron.
Is this what high feels like? -- Lochlyn glanced up quickly, wondering what other sort of person might have wandered in. A shark man, a monkey boy, a shapeless blob?
The off-shift children's entertainer sighed. Just a homeless man. At least that was normal.
Maybe it's a new type of body modification, she continued to speculate inwardly, in an unimaginative fashion despite her career choice. As she preferred, even her day job didn't encourage weirdness that often. Most kids these days preferred to pretend doctor or race car driver when she was on duty.
Growing slightly suspicious, and more than a little disturbed, she watched how casually, and then sharply, the homeless man addressed the barista and the familiar exchange between them. The vagrant didn't seem perturbed by the barista's appearance at all which led her to drop her gaze back to the unfinished drink in front of her and tap on the side of the mug softly.
Maybe I am high.
She was still trying to figure out how to get un-high (narcotics did not usually inspire normal, not-weird things to happen, at least as she had been led to believe) when her phone vibrated in her pocket. She didn't need to pull it out to see who it was, the deliberately distinctive vibration pattern she'd set identified the caller as her mother, and she didn't even have to interrupt her own train of thought to know she would ignore it, as per usual. Another drunk call she would return in a few days when the woman sobered up.
Then the homeless man sat down in front of her.
"You're new, Who are you?"
His dark eyes made her uncomfortable, as if he was assessing and looking for more information than the typical street-person normally would. Weird. She shifted back in her seat and pulled away from the table as much as the seating would allow.
"I'm sorry," she started, "I don't have much for change but if you'd like me to get you a meal?"
Then she could get up to pay and slip out. She looked up to try and make eye contact with another patron, any other patron, while she waited for the reply.
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haphazardly parked Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:51 pm
"Well if you're offering food, ******** if I'll say no to that," Minha graciously accepted Lochlyn's offer, turning over his shoulder to yell at Tammer to bring a ham and cheese croissant over. "It's on my new friend," he added with a grin. The way Minha's smile managed to be sharper than Tammer's, despite the lack of vicious canines, was mystery that would likely never be solved. The smile was still fixed on Minha's face when he turned back Lochlyn. "Thanks for the croissant," he said blandly, before adding in a fit of charity, "I don't know how it is where you're from, but over here, there's not many of us here who'd say no to free deals like that. You should be careful of what you go around offering people." Some people liked to argue that one should always consider both the words and the intent of a bargain--that one shouldn't accept bargains when the other party didn't realize they were making a bargain in the first place--but Minha laughed at those people, because those people were ******** idiots. The young-looking man took another swallow of his sugary drink, and lords below, that did the trick; the tension in the way he held himself seemed to melt away, and he leaned back into his chair in what could only be called a vertical sprawl. "So," he said to Lochlyn, still sounding brisk if not quite so curt. "Where are you from?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:35 pm
Lochlyn gestured halfheartedly to dismiss the gratitude, pausing when it came without any real authenticity. Mid gesture she let her hand drop with a slightly heavier than usual exhale, trying to recall just what exactly the last double digit balance that was in her single bank account. "Sure," She said, acknowledging the lacklustre thanks instead and the freely given advice. "I guess advice isn't one of those things people are careful of giving?" She asked, realising only after that her question came out in a taunting voice she didn't recognise. It wasn't normal for her to antagonise rough looking characters who were more comfortable in a setting that was newer to her than it clearly was to him. She looked up and to the side after she spoke, thinking of how best to uninvite herself from this place without causing a scene, and stopped as her mouth opened to continue. ' ...over here.' The woman looked back to the man with the mean, dark eyes with furrowed brows. This wasn't that bad of a neighbourhood. There weren't any gangs or marked territory that she could think of. A few spots to guarantee food poisoning maybe, but not designated areas for one side of something and another for the other. vrrr.. vrrr.. vrrrrrr.Mom! The vibrate interrupted her thoughts and she closed her mouth, resettled herself in her seat with some annoyance, and turned her focus fully to in front of her for the first time in the conversation. "Here, my whole life." She answered flatly. The man before her seemed as torn between being cordial (almost) and interrogative as his pants were at the knees. It wasn't the feeling of a typical conversation. Ignoring the time growing later (though it never seemed to pass too quickly here anyways, another reason it was so nice to unwind after work and before home,) she reached for her floppy hat. If she was about to flee from this person who made her even more uncomfortable than the weird cat-man-shark thing did then she didn't want to be paying for a whole new uniform because of one damn hat. "Good croissant?" She asked, straightening in the seat.
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