Put the grenade pin in your hand, so you understand who's boss My defeat sleeps top to toe with her success Oh, this is from, this is from, this is from Matilda
♫♫♫→And she needs you, this is from Matilda←♫♫♫
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:44 am
BASICS
Name: denMathilda (you pronounce the 'th') Callahan
Nickname: denWould prefer to be called Madam, but most call her Hilda
Gender: denFemale
Age and Birth Date: den29 // October 12th (first Oktoberfest)
Build/Appearance: den((Tall, lanky, and legs for miles.)) She is thinned boned with a thin, heart shaped face. Her hair is always in a Dutch Crown denBraid but if it's down, it's down to her waist. Her hair is blonde, with the occasional weird red highlight. She has a smattering denof light brown freckles on her nose, and a lot on her shoulders and hands. Her eyes are a clear blue color (A10).
Coloration: denShe is fair skinned. (She is of German descent.)
General Style of Clothing: denShe lives in tank tops and short shorts (sometimes high waited shorts) no matter the weather. Her preferred outfit is a tank denthat says "Suns Out, Guns Out" on a black tank with red writing and a black pair of high waisted shorts. (She owns several denversions of this top).
Any Other Details: denHer eyes are somewhat sensitive so she often wears aviators outside. Her apron reads "Oven On, Mits Out". Also, if she denhas to read a lot, she wears red framed glasses.
PERSONALITY
Positive:
Charismatic: denShe can charm her way out of anything, or into a sale. She can read people easily, and often uses that to her advantage. denThis trait of her personality allows her to seem like a completely different person than what she usually acts like.
Resourceful: denShe can do anything with anything. She is capable of using any given thing in order to help herself or others out. Her denrecipe book contains more than simple cupcake recipes (#howtomakeaknifeoutofcrystalizedsugar). Her resourcefulness denhas gotten her a long way in life.
Scholarly: denMathilda loves to read anything she can get her hands on. Her has book shelves full of books all over her house and denshop. She is capable of holding a lot of knowledge in her head. If she has a second to herself, she will spend it reading.
Negative:
Cantankerous:
denTake on step in the wrong direction, and Mathilda will go off. Her temper is kept at bay, mostly, but the smallest misstep denwill set her off. Her language becomes a mix of English and German, and whatever you had to say will mean absolutely dennothing. It's hard to tell who's more hot-headed; Mathilda or her oven.
Dogmatic:
den Mathilda is very dogmatic in her own principles. She holds onto her beliefs with extreme force and will fight anyone who dentries to move her away from them. Simple disagreements will set her off as well. She won't force anyone to believe in denwhat she believes in, but she will fight and argue against their reasons against hers.
DEITY
Ares. denHer personality and past job intrigued him, plus she makes some killer red velvet cupcakes. She has a temper as hot as denher oven, and can fight with anything put in her hand.
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How Sally Met Harry // How A Perfectly Good Batch of Red Velvet Cookies Got Wasted
"Yes, mother. Yes. Yes. No. Tell Vater I love him. Auf Wiedersehen."
Mathilda sighed as she hung up with her mother. Moments like this made her thankful for her Germanic traits. Hanging the phone on the receiver, she returned back to the bowl of her famous Bloody Velvet Cookies. Grabbing the whisk, she turned to the bowl to -
"Sup."
Mathilda's heart jumped, but years of stealth training kept her from jumping.
"I will ask you kindly to remove yourself from my batter, Mr. ?"
"Ares, God of -"
"War. Violence. Yada, yada. You are ruining my batter. Out."
"Hey, hey, hey! Listen! I got something to tell ya!"
Mathilda glared at her bowl, slowly lowering her whisk.
"Talk. Quickly."
In a fake voice, the Greek God spoke.
"I am [GOD NAME] - oh! My name! haha- ahem, ARES, and I have Chosen you. If you accept my blessing, someone will come by within the next week to recruit you, and you will say yes, because it will mean magic in your life."
"That it?"
"Ye- please be excited!"
"No."
"Wah!"
"I already have magic in my life, you blessed my father when he was young. Bu-"
"Listen! You are perfect for this! You're fighting skills are amazing! You're ridiculously versatile! You would be perfect for this! You're everything I stand for! Sure, you're a chick and you're more of a hunter, so Artemis would work well for you, but man, you're temper is legendary! You wearing the Aries mark would be perfect. Maybe put it in the sun on your tank top - which is wicked by the way! So...come on, what do you have to lose?"
Huffing, Mathilda continued.
"But, if it means you'll leave, then sure. I'll go along with this. Besides, if there's bodies, I can work on new recipes."
"Awesome! Ahem..I mean, of course. For I am a God, and you shall listen to me." There was an awkward pause, the God staring at Mathilda, and Mathilda staring at the bowl, whisk descending slowly.
"A God who's about to get beat."
"Okay! Okay! Bye now! remember to say yes when they come! Have fun at school!"
As the mirage disappeared from the batter, Mathilda's whisk hit the bottom of the bowl with enough force to break the bended wires and crack the bowl. It split in half, crash muffled by Mathilda's screech.
"School?!"
--
"Vater? It's Mathilda. I know your busy, but somethings come up. I won't make it home for my birthday this year. Somethings come up. I can't explain it, but I know you would support my decision. Mother? Not so much. I know you were upset, when I retired, but I'm doing what I love. This new - thing - may require, old, skills but I've kept up with my regimen. I'll be sending a bath of food you way so hopefully Mother will be occupied for a while. Sicher sein. Ich liebe dich."
--
"Hey, old woman. Not making it home this year. Something came up. Told Vater. I'll call you when I'm back. Also, there's a box on the way. Share some with the old man this time. I ain't your personal baker. Love ya."
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Word Count: 534 (w/o title)
Vocab:
Vater: Father Auf Wiedersehen: Good Bye Sicher sein. Ich liebe dich. : Be safe. I love you.
- ☐ = not started - ☆ = in progress - ★ = complete - ✄ = abandoned - ☂ = on hold -
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