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moonjavas

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:58 am


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to: jeremiah
sent 2:19 PM

how in shape are you beneath that beard


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to: jeremiah
sent 2:21 PM

inquiring minds need to know
PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:11 am


elkbones
to: Thorne
sent 14:30pm

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moonjavas

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:20 am


azuredreams
to: jeremiah
sent: 2:36 PM
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:01 pm


elkbones
to: thorne
sent 1440

really.
what did you expect?


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to: thorne
sent 1442

beards add years
as a general rule
just so you know

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moonjavas

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:38 pm


azuredreams
to: jeremiah
sent 2:42 PM

not a ******** nerd grandad


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to: jeremiah
sent 2:44PM

i'm sizing you up to fight you.


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to: jeremiah
sent 2:46 PM

no i'm not. i need help lifting boxes and shiloh is too small
i think he's going to die if he lifts that box

s**t he's lifting it


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to: jeremiah
sent 2:47 PM

all beards or your beard
PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:49 pm


elkbones
to: thorne
sent 1450

i don't even watch that show
why would i watch something about teen ninjas?
that sounds terrible.


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to: thorne
sent 1451

my gif finding abilities are amazing however


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to: thorne
sent 1452

... sounds like shiloh.
just distract him with something else
so he stops trying to lift boxes


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to: thorne
sent 1453

if you really need help moving stuff
i can do so after work
also, my beard. some beards subtract years.
mine adds.

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moonjavas

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:03 pm


azuredreams
to: jeremiah
sent 2:52 PM

that sounds awfully defensive for someone who's never watched that show
c'mon u cant tell me there isnt a dirty past beneath that beard somewhere


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to: jeremiah
sent 2:53 PM

i'll remember that the next time i need to get your attention


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to: jeremiah
sent 2:55 PM

anything with fight in it sounds like shiloh
but that kid is good. also, it turns out, box sized.
how much do you think shipping is to chris's house


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to: jeremiah
sent 3:01 PM

that'd be great. i'll try to find a postage stamp before then
so it's a magical beard then. what secrets does it keep?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:37 pm


elkbones
to: thorne
sent 1510

there's a dirty past, i'm sure
it just isn't one involving trashy japanese animation
about ninjas


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to: thorne
sent 1511

i've got better taste than that


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to: thorne
sent 1513

take him down to the strongman gym then
make him work out until he's too tired to lift boxes


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to: thorne
sent 1514

shipping is by weight so i've no idea.
are you trying to ship shiloh to chris?


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to: thorne
sent 1515

there are magical things about me.
my beard isn't one of them. it doesn't have secrets.
unless you mean that i look younger without it.

attached payattentionwhileshaving.jpg


attached to the last text was a picture, from at least a year ago, of jeremiah sans a beard. where he did, indeed, look about ten years younger than he was.

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moonjavas

PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 5:57 pm


azuredreams
to: gramps
sent 3:11 PM
how drunk do i have to get you to spill those secrets
just kiddin. you seem to know a lot about it either way

you'd make a nice ninja on halloween tho


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to: gramps
sent 3:13 PM

let me just wrangle him into my car first
because shiloh never does things quietly


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to: gramps
sent 3:15 PM

he looks like he weighs nothing.
maybe i can persuade them to do it as a favor
i mean. he's got nothing better to do with his summer.


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to: gramps
sent 3:18 PM

are you sure about that


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to: gramps
sent 3:21 PM

holy s**t.
holy s**t.

who's soul did you sell for those looks
seriously. this is unfair
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:16 pm


elkbones
to: thorne
sent 1605

you can't get me drunk enough
not on stuff they serve in the states

i don't dress up on halloween


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to: thorne
sent 1606

bribery is always an option with teens
doesn't usually work
so just make him think it's his idea
or talk to them and move at the same time

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to: thorne
sent 1610

just make sure that you have air holes
ventilation
also you may want to get appropriate labels for the box


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to: thorne
sent 1610

no souls sold
that i'll admit to
not sure how it's unfair


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to: thorne
sent 1615

or just the upside to being silver
since i was younger than shiloh and jamie

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