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Super Sailor Typhon

The corrupted Super Senshi of Hurricanes waited eagerly for his name to be called. He had fought hard throughout the tournament and came out as the victor amongst all the Captains and other Supers competing. He was sure that he made his General Xenotime proud and hopeful this would earn him some fun times later that night. He spotted her in the crowd and waved to her before obscenely and suggestively dancing in his spot.

When his name was called up, he felt an overwhelming feeling of joy take over. He's never really received an award before. Goddamn, he didn't even win a participation award when he was a kid in elementary school. He was always too lazy and too cool for school to participate let alone excel at anything useful. He rushed up to the front with his arms raised above his head as if he were doing a victory lap - a bit of an attention whore as always, Typhon just couldn't help but be loud and obnoxious as he took the medal. He rose it high and let out some unintelligible shoots and animal ******** YEAH, SEAKING!" he shouted. "Respect that. Bow down bitches, bow down bitches." He danced around on the stage with a series of pelvic thrusts to the other agents as he continued his victory lap around the area. "UNF UNF UNF UNF SUCK IT!" He flicked off his other competitors that he had beaten - Moonstone, Jet, and Hauyne - as he made his way back to his spot in the audience. Right where he belonged: At the center of everyone's hatred and resentment.

He could feel tensions towards him radiate and heat up. This winning feeling felt AWESOME. Bragging felt AWESOME. Maybe he should try at more things. Who knows what he could accomplish?

He could be a badass doctor rolling in money and bitches.

...or he could be asleep on the couch, one hand down his pants and the other hand wrapped around a bong in front of Netflix while a friend with benefit makes their way over to his apartment after a long drunken night. Yeah. That sounded awesome too, and just as easy.

Maybe he should just return to being an a*****e without caring. That works too.

But at least he had a medal to show for it.

Take that, haters.