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 Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 6:00 pm
In the middle of the park in Destiny City, Remus stood on top of a park bench, his hands on his hips, surveying what was in front of him. Green expanses of lush grass, bursts of flowers beginning to bloom on the bushes, everything smelling of rain and spring.
Remus hopped off the bench, shoved his hands into his pockets, and began to stroll casually around the park, whistling thoughtfully to himself.lucyal the most eloquent beginning
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2016 12:52 pm
By now, Silk should have realized that he had a serious MO when it came to attacking senshi. Always, the senshi were minding their own business---and honestly not even doing anything that provoked attack (except existing for the side of goody two shoes). They were minding their own business---and then Silk appeared to put a damper on their patrols. Today was no different. The kitten had been running along the fence top when he sensed the senshi, and saw him move, and he was gunning for him. Silk flung himself off the fence at Remus with his usual, "CORRUPT OR DIE, SENSHI SCUM!" Then landed on the back of Remus' cloak.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:38 am
There was a rustle, a shifting of leaves, a screech of a voice, and then something collided with Remus's back, sending him stumbling forward off of the path and face planting onto the ground with a definite lack of grace and dignity to the entire thing.
His head popped up a second later, grass sticking to his face.
"What the - get off - "
Remus rolled sideways, attempting to squash the creature that clung to him, batting at it.
"What are you doing, go away - "
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 11:33 am
Silk let out a squawk (which was a weird sound coming from a cat) as the senshi moved to roll over. Quickly, the kitten tucked himself right behind the senshi's neck. He was protected from the smooshing action of Remus' back and the ground by the safe dip provided by anatomy. The kitten dug his nails into the senshi's hair, and curled around so that he could hiss into Remus' ear: " Corrupt or die." Then he bit his ear lobe.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 2:45 pm
His little manuever had not worked quite as well as he had wished to. Remus let out an indignant yelp and pried at the kitten, trying to get it off of his head and away from his hair and ear, though he was relatively sure that the damned creature had managed to yank a few strands out.
"No! Get off me, you little - OW OW STOP THAT - "
He wrapped a hand around the cat and tugged.
"LET GO YOU BEASTLY LITTLE BRAT!"
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:43 pm
Man, he was really onto something with this head-focusing tactic. He needed to start applying it to his future senshi, knight, and Order cat attacks! Well. Right up until he was grabbed anyways. Unfortunately, he didn't quite have the teeth and grip to hang on for too long yet, and ended up getting pulled away from the man's head. That, of course, didn't stop him from starting to wriggle like mad in Remus' grasp though, and he did. He twisted and turned, and if the fingers were in his reach, he tried to bite them, too.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 7:38 pm
Remus thought it safe to say he had never been attacked by a cat before - at least not one of the guardian cats, and not one that looked something akin to a ball of cotton fluff or the lint at the bottom of a dryer and was also, upon a second glance, nothing more than a kitten.
"Ow - stop that - " He yanked his fingers away, almost dropping the beast in the process, Remus walking over to the bench and plopping the kitten down atop of it.
"You're a little s**t, aren't you?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:03 pm
As Silk was dropped on the bench, he couldn't help but look up at the senshi, incredulous. He had just attacked him...and he had let him go? Some teeth showed in a kitty grin. "Yeah--- and you're a little dumb a**---" The kitten lunged at the senshi again---right for his face---with his claws out.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 6:00 pm
"Takes one to know one, sucker," Remus said, in a highly effective rendition of a ten year old boy. There was a grin on his face, but it only lasted a few more seconds before the cat came smacking into him, tiny claws raking down his cheek.
"OW you little shitstain - " Remus yelped, prying at him with both hands now. "Get off."
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:09 pm
" I'm not the one that let go." He felt pretty good, getting some claw swipes in, because it totally served that a*****e right. "Make me!" The kitten yowled. Luckily for Remus though, his face didn't have much in the way to hold onto it. Once again, the kitten was pulled away, where once again he was flailing with claws out.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:34 am
"No, you're the one who threw himself at me for no damn reason," Remus squawked unceremoniously. He pried the thing away from his face, feeling the scratches stinging on his face. No doubt he would have himself a few nice long lines down his cheek.
How flattering.
Remus held the cat by the scruff of his neck and glowered at him.
"Who the hell are you, anyway?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:43 pm
"And this is why you're a dumb a**!" Silk spat back. "I already told you why I'm attacking you! You corrupt, or you die, Order trash!" Despite being hung by his scruff, he still managed to look like a proud hot air balloon filled with ego. "I am a Guardian of Chaos, dip stick, and if you even had two brain cells to rub together, you'd know that you're on the wrong side!" The kitten scoffed.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:08 pm
Remus just glowered right back at the kitten. For a moment, he debated throwing him into the bush he'd jumped out of, but accusations of animal cruelty flooded his mind, so instead he just stood there, holding the thing hostage by the back of it's neck.
"Pretty sure your head isn't big enough to have more than one brain cell," said Remus pointedly. He began to walk towards a nearby tree, still holding on.
"I ain't gonna corrupt, so save your breath."
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:41 pm
Remus was now holding a black cotton poof. " Excuse you---" The kitten hissed. "I'm not the moron who dropped the being that attacked him on a bench like he wouldn't do it again. Also, your dumb a** is better off corrupting, because if it's not me---" Which is was definitely not going to be, "Who picks you off, it's going to be another agent of Chaos." He yowled lowly. "So you might as well join the fold--- and let me go."
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:50 pm
Remus kept walking towards the tree.
"Uh huh. You flung yourself at me like a little ball of fur with pointy bits and you expect me to take you seriously? Listen up, kitten, I've got better things to worry about than when your feeding time is."
To the tree now, Remus held the cat up.
"Fine, if you want me to let you go, then here you go," he said delicately, and promptly jumped up, dropped the cat onto the first branch he could find, and hastily skirted backwards out of reach.
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