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 Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 10:02 am
America would recieve a text, two nights after the library incidents, around 9pm. It was a picture of a blurry green eye behind glasses, a greying temple and dominated by a giant white cat with small violets by her ears who seemed to be licking at the man's hair. lizbot To: America Jones attach: violetta.jpg
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 9:18 pm
In return he was sent a very clear and well-taken selfie that included: - cleavage - ducklips - a brilliantly coloured bluejay glaring sternly from her shoulder iloveyoudie To: ??? attach: mrbitterberry.jpg
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 9:50 pm
lizbot To: America Jones quality tit pic Quote: you should have gottn a titmouse it would make better jokes And then a video came of the same white cat except it was laying on a comforter with it's eyes closed. A very british voice said 'Jeremiah scratch her' and there was some laughing and another similarly british voice saying 'are you taking a video?' before a finger scratched along the cat's head and she began to purr. The violets bloomed, one by each ear, on camera.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 10:09 pm
Quote: To: ??? idve named it nubbins Quote: To: ??? omfg magic kitty!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote: To: ex fiance oh my stars youre mr algernon 😍Quote: To: ex fiance 😍 😍 i really like your face Quote: To: ex fiance i mean your books iloveyoudie To: ex fiance well your face on your books 😍
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 10:30 am
Quote: jeremiah says to send u new cover proofs. help pick A txt follows with watermarked photos of Alg, taken not long ago by the looks, in various stages of solemn posing. There is one gag picture that someone had photoshopped: a ripped man with Alg's face on a romance cover that said 'Red Herring Mysteries' Quote: attach: newjacketphoto1.jpg newjacketphototweed.jpg realnewcover.jpg
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 1:31 pm
Not long after America receives the pictures, her phone buzzes with another text. Quote: text to: america jones i am personally fond of the tweed one but he is not listening to me. says i am biased. ... also that gag cover is a travesty and takes away one of my favorite things.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 8:13 pm
iloveyouDIE Text to: ex fiance that last one needs your silver honey added in so no go Quote: Text to: ex fiance dont halfass your hot prof buns go tweed or go home azuredreams Text to: inspector silver fox that was the one i picked!!!!!! Quote: Text to: inspector silver fox what are your favorite things Having taken her pain meds and slipped into an extra bubbly bath, America was particularly giggly over both the texts and pictures. There might have also been some blushing and quiet oh my gosh's. She also, of course, saved all of them as Mr. Bitterberry let out a sleepy chortle by the window. Quote: Text to: ex fiance you guys are hella cute the cutest why does your cat have flowers its so pretty
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 8:35 pm
lizbot To: America theyre magic we have two of them The next text came with a short video of the same cat in a window sill with another smaller cat (with what looked like a mohawk of vines) walking around her and settling partly on top of her before he lay down, both a matching snowy color. The phone bobbled, there was cursing, and when it landed on the rug facing upwards Alg was seen from the bottom up, drinking some of a glass of scotch and putting it by a half emty bottle before he picked it up. It aimed back at the cats, "Wait for it.." A hand reached out to wiggled against them and they both burst into loud purring and the pillow and sill they slept in began to grow moss while flowered vines wound out around them. Quote: To: America u can meet them at my store sometime or the house idn care arent u and jer bosom chums then disconnected from previous messages and very quickly afterwards
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 9:07 pm
lizbot to: red it's a good one! appreciate the backup. Quote: to: red i like his stomach. the hair too. glasses. Another text came a moment later. Clearly they were probably both drinking. Quote: to: red everything is a favorite. he has magic hands. Then there was a video that came not that long after. It was Algie sitting on the couch, the two cats on the window ledge and no longer purring. Glasses were sliding down his nose and were pushed back up. He was tapping at his phone very slowly and looked vaguely disgruntled (more than usual). "Checking your spelling?" Jeremiah's voice called out. Algie looked up and stared at him, cheeks red and his ears starting to show as well. "******** off, Jer." A two-fingered salute was thrown up. The camera flipped a moment, Jeremiah visible as he whispered conspiratorially. "He's definitely checking his spelling." "I CAN ******** HEAR YOU JEREMIAH." There's a breath of laughter and the video cuts off.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:29 pm
America sat up with a sudsy splash at the video, eyes wide and smile growing. iloveyoudie to: ex fiance THAT IS SO COOL Quote: to: ex fiance MAGIC IS SO COOL AND ******** BEAUTIFUL OMG IM GONNA MEET THEM WHAT TOYS SHOULD I BRING Quote: to: ex fiance did you just call us boob fish azuredreams to: inspector silver fox oh my god youre so loveydovey Quote: to: inspector silver fox OOoooooOOoo magic hands huh 😌i met this guy with magic hands they are a good sign Quote: to: inspector silver fox i guess i was right Quote: to: inspector silver fox he is handy some 👌Quote: to: inspector silver fox omg tell him to just spell with his heart and let autocorrect take the wheel have you guys been hittin the rootie tootie fresh n fruities
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:57 pm
lizbot To: America Jones is boob fish like blob fish Quote: To: America Jones im not correcting my spelling Quote: To: America Jones wizard video attach: jerwizard.mov A video is attached of a blindfolded Jeremiah in various stages of throwing a rolled up piece of paper into a waste basket. No matter how weird the angle, and even when Alg shoved the man mid-throw, the ball always managed to end up in the basket- sometimes with an uncanny chain of events.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:46 pm
lizbot to: america jones i told you, i don't eat that. i do however have an amazing alcohol collection. mostlyemptybottle.jpg It is a picture of a bottle of scotch, mostly empty. They aren't even that drunk yet. Quote: to: america jones wait a moment, let me tell him that. There's a video, a moment later, of Jeremiah's very even tone - you could hear the smirk - telling Algie ... "Spell with your heart and let autocorrect take the wheel, Alg." Algie stares at him for a moment before he's going for the book and throwing it at Jeremiah. The camera ducks. "Probably would come better from you," was snickered out. The video cut out.
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