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 Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:36 pm
Chel returned from throwing the trash out, as requested by a particularly grumpy Chris. Except she returned about 20 minutes later than she should have because she'd been stopped to talk to the new tenant in their building.
"The deed is done yer ********' highness," she yelled to the apartment, awaiting the inevitable shuffling of belongings as Chris came out of his room.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:40 pm
"'Bout ********' time," Chris grumbled, struggling only slightly to leave the tight quarters of his room. His apartment left much to be desired in terms of square footage.
"I don't know how you can only show up every couple days and still produce so much trash."
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:42 pm
"Comes with bein' a piece of s**t," she told him with a shrug that said "if you wanted it done right you should have done it yourself."
"We got a new guy moved in three doors down," she added, gesturing over her shoulder with her thumb.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:46 pm
Chris moved to the tiny kitchen to grab a soda from the fridge. "Yeah? Explains why it took you so long to get back. How big's his d**k?"
He was only half serious. He was pretty sure it would at least take her another day to get with their new neighbor if she had any interest.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:51 pm
"Said he wasn't interested," Chel said with a shrug. "Since when you been into dude's dicks?"
Chel made her way to her couch and sprawled out. "Toss me one too," she told him, hands open in a catcher's pose for her drink.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:57 pm
He fumbled the can only slightly. "I'm not. I just assumed you were more likely to get measurements than a name." He tossed her the first can he'd pulled out, then grabbed another for himself.
"Why are you mentioning him? Was he shady?"
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 1:01 pm
Chel wasn't born yesterday; she waited a good couple of seconds before opening the can to make sure it didn't spill all over her.
"What? No. Why are you so paranoid?" she asked him, kicking her boots over the side of the couch now that she was more relaxed. "He's a cop."
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 1:07 pm
"This is a gross building I expect everyone to be shady, honestly." Though maybe part of it was being in the army for a couple years. You just kept a better look out for bad characters.
"Oh s**t no wonder he wasn't interested in you. What's a cop doing in this shitty place?"
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 1:09 pm
"What the ******** that supposed t'mean?" She asked before answering his question.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 1:10 pm
"You practically scream hoodlum."
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 1:15 pm
"Yer no ********' prize yerself a*****e." She stuck out her tongue before taking a long drink of soda.
"Maybe m'not gonna tell you now."
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