Wildflour had always thought his purpose would involve his restaurant reviews. He would become the foremost reviewer in all of Phonyland, a force to be reckoned with. He would be a white knight, a food critic whose words could lift up or destroy. When his fame reached its peak, he would use his status to help lead people to a new vegan, GMO free, organic lifestyle. It was all planned out in meticulous detail in one of his GoogleDocs.However, there was a problem.
It was difficult to review any of the restaurants in the area because none of them had anything he could eat, except for the occasional salad. There was a distinct lack of awareness about alternative lifestyles and his blog was awash with negative reviews about places he’d never want to step into if he hadn’t forced himself. It was a farce.
That was when a new plan emerged.
Wildflour started a new GoogleDoc.
He titled it ‘Our Haven’.
If there wasn’t anywhere in Phonyland he wanted to eat, if there was nowhere for people who lived in tune with nature and wanted to discuss important topics without being shouted down by the ignorant masses, he would have to make it a reality. Wildflour would make his own cafe, a new one that served vegan and vegetarian meals, that cared about the environment and stood up against corrupt governments.
It would be a haven for him and for others.
It would also have damn good coffee blended from ethically sourced beans and free wifi.
He bolded free wifi.
And added an exclamation mark.
It was very important.
