A familiar person appeared on camera between matches, the backstage hallway can be seen behind him. With a microphone in hand he began to speak. "Good evening Helios, and CWA fans everywhere! In case you didn't catch us last Helios, my name is Joe, the pizza guy, but you will also come to know me as the personal assistant and manager of the Cyrus ********' Everblaze! The single greatest wrestler in the wo-"
"God ******** dammit!" The camera quickly panned to the right after the outburst, revealing the Lion beating up a Pepsi machine with his chair. <******** your god damn sugary syrup you evil son of a b***h!"
The Pizza Guy was taken aback by his friend's actions. "C-Cyrus, calm down man!"
Cyrus pays his comrade's advice no attention as he continues to smack the soda machine with chair. "You can go ******** yourself you ugly blue b*****d!" Cyrus finally throws down his chair and turns towards his friend. "Five grand Joe! Five grand! Never bet on a friggen Mexican!" Cyrus finished his statement by turning and kicking the soda machine again. With the final kick, the Pepsi machine burst open and assorted cans of soda spilled onto the floor. "Dr.Pepper! Score!"
"But Cyrus... aren't you Mexican?"
"Wrong!" The Lion replied as he popped open a Dr. Pepper. "I happen to have Mexican heritage, but you sir are looking at a 100% all American Badass! However, let's take a step back shall we?"
"Yeah, alright."
"How does one lose to a Canadian? How does that even happen Joe?" Cyrus asked as he sipped on his soda. "His gimmick sucks, his name is horrible, he's not funny, and again, he's a friggen Canadian! Nah, you know what? It doesn't matter! You know why?!"
"Why?"
Cyrus pulls two large stacks of money out of his back pocket. "Because I've got ten grand, right here and you're going to bet on me!" The Lion tossed the cash to Joe and picked up his chair. "I'm going to ******** that guy right in the face! Then I'm going to use the winnings to buy a mothah ******** Lion!"
Joe fumbled to catch the cash, nearly dropping his mic. "W-what?!"
