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 Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:46 pm
 "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST...
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:16 am
BREAK! Caught out alone, and I'm tryin to be free.
Caught up in things that are inside of me.
Lookin for something that I cannot see.
Losing my faith but I'm tryin to believe.  The Helios audience erupted with boos as Cyrus FTW Everblaze stepped out onto the stage, finally making his debut on CWA. He was such a d**k though!
Cyrus glanced out towards the booing Helios audience and smirked as he raised his signature chair onto his shoulder. Cyrus started off down the ramp, dodging a few empty beer cans and half eaten hot dogs flying at him from either side. When he finally made it down to the ring he slid his chair into the ring. Cyrus then suddenly leaped onto the canvas, showing off some of his impressive athleticism and looked out the audience as he threw his hand up to his mouth to shout. "******** THE WORLD!"Losing my faith, losing my faith,
losing my faith, losing my faith.
Tryin to be free.. THE WORLD IS AFTER ME!"...Weighing in at 225 pounds, from Phoenix, Arizona-" As soon as the Lion was in the ring he suddenly lunged at the announcer looking to knock Benny Jones out with a heavy right cross to the face!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:00 am
Boos erupted from the audience as Cyrus dropped the Nice Guy Benny Jones with a sucker punch across the face. Eh, he'll be alright later. Cyrus knelt next to the fallen announcer and claimed both his microphone as well as his awesome hat. Tilted the hat and suddenly struck an absolutely fabulous pose. "Annie are you ok?! Are you ok Annie?!" Cyrus paused and looked down at the announcer. He then bent down and picked Benny Jones up and tossed him out of the ring over the top rope. "Stay the ******** out of my ring.... a*****e!" Cyrus glanced over the audience as they showered him with boos. "Oh shut up! Quit lying to yourselves, you know you love me! I'm the guy you paid to see tonight!" Cyrus smirked and tilted his glasses. "Soon, very soon I will be the world champion here at CWA. You can take that to the bank, just like how I'll be beating my opponent tonight!" Cyrus stepped over to his chair and picked it up, immediately leaning it against his shoulder. "I'm going to smack this boy from Canadia up and down this ring. By the time I'm done with him, his new name will be Cyrus Owns Me!" Cyrus ignored the trash being flung at him from the audience and steps towards the center of the ring. "Now then.. introducing the poor soul who is my opponent tonight.. he could only count to three, so I couldn't get an accurate weight from him...dumbass, hailing from the a*****e of North America, Better Than You!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:37 am
She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision a**-eye
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her
A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension
I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk a** b***h!
"Punk a** b***h" by Wheatus played over the speakers shortly after The Dream had announced his opponent. It was a far cry from the smooth Chris Brown song he'd come out to last week, but seemed that Better Than You. was inspired to come out to a different beat this week. The blonde rookie from Calgary stepped out onto the stage with a microphone in hand, fans booing him. He definitely had the heat stolen from him though by Cyrus, who had grew into a hot spot for the time being. Better Than You. made his way down the ramp as the music stopped. "You know, Cyrus...I don't appreciate having no one to announce me to the ring properly. So, because of your stupidity, I guess I'll just need to do things a tad bit better than you did. Ladies and Gentlemen, his opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, CANADA, weighing in at 253 pounds...He is BETTER. THAN. YOU!" Better Than You. reached ringside and marched up the steps, stopping at the top of them as to prevent Cyrus from doing something insane to him. "Before we begin, I'd like to address...Dallas Cruz. I found out that fool I beat last week, Omega, meant a lot more to you than you let on. Needless to say...I think you know what a real man looks like now. This one goes out to you, beautiful!" Better Than You. puts the mic down on the steps and takes of his shirt, entering into the ring slowly. He stays in a corner and the ref pats him down, not bothering to try and subject Cyrus to the same check. The ref shot at a glance at both men and threw out his arm, calling for the bell and the start of the match!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:54 am
As the bell rang Cyrus stepped towards the center with a grin. The ref hesitantly stepped between the two competitors for a moment, motioning for Cyrus' beloved chair. Cyrus paused, and after a moment handed it to the ref.
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 7:56 am
Most of Better Than You's guard dropped when the chair was taken from Cyrus, no longer needing to worry about it. As the ref took the chair and went to throw it away, Better Than You. tried to come at Cyrus with a big kick to his gut, and drive several hammershots into his back with his closed fists!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:22 pm
As soon as the chair left Cyrus' hands, he was immediately assaulted by Better Than you, with a boot being sent into the gut. The Lion leaned forward, placing a hand to his stomach. He didn't have much time to react as he was then bombarded with shots to the back!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:33 pm
Better Than You. got in a good few shots to Cyrus' back, and instantly tried to lock the man's back as if to hit him with a pedigree. However, Better Than You. had different plans for the rude veteran, attempting to fall back and flip Cyrus back with a Tiger Suplex!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:46 pm
As Cyrus was pulled into position for You's unique suplex. The Lion planted his feet and pulled his arms down, fighting Better Than You's strength with his own.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 5:24 pm
Better Than You. struggled with Cyrus as he tried his best to pull out of the grasp of his dominate opponent. Better Than You. could have none of it, however, as he tried to send a few knees into the head and shoulder area of Cyrus to make him stop struggling so he could again lift him up and throw him back with a Tiger Suplex! Cyrus was obviously channeling in his power from somewhere to fight back with, maybe from the delicious Dr.Pepper ® he had backstage! Dr.Pepper ®, if you don't like it, you should see a doctor! ™
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:03 pm
The Lion fought back, but in his position he was left open to the knee attacks. Cyrus was then lifted up and tossed overhead by You.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:38 am
Better Than You. got up following the suplex and took a moment to flex his muscles. The fans booed him, as was natural, but not as many as usual because of who he was facing. The young rookie went right back on the attack with The Lion, trying to stomp down on his head several times to wear him down! If the stomps connected, he would drop to the mat and try to flip him on to his back with a pinfall attempt!
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:57 am
Cyrus was hit in the head with a stomp and immediately covered his head with his arms as Better Than You continued his attack. The Lion was then flipped over on his back for the pin. Cyrus quickly threw up his arm after the two.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:47 am
Better Than You. leaned up on his knees and shook his head. He didn't understand quite why Cyrus was even bothering at this point with fighting back. It was already proved that Better Than You. was living up to his namesake, what other proof did the Lion need? Whatever, it didn't matter. Better Than You. looked to pull Cyrus up by his feet and get him in a side headlock, trying to wear him down some more!
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:26 pm
You must watched very little TV. Cyrus had been wrestling for the Twisted Flow and the WWFG back when the egotistical Canadian was still peeping up skirts. As he was being pulled to his feet, Cyrus would attempt to swing a heavy fist right into You's gut and then immediatly follow up by wrapping his arms around You and lifting him up for a Northern Lights Suplex.
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