A familiar person appeared on camera between matches, the arena parking lot can be seen behind him. With a microphone in hand he began to speak. "Good evening Helios, and CWA fans everywhere! Most of you may know me as Joe, the pizza guy, but you may know me as the personal assistant and manager of the Cyrus The Dream Everblaze! With much debate he has decided to grace Friday Night Helios with his presence! And so I present you Cyrus The Dree-"

Cyrus could be heard speaking up over Joe. The camera then panned slightly to the right to show the man of Dreams himself, Cyrus Everblaze. "Heeeerrooo CWA! I am here for the first time, to get a look at just what the CWA has to offer, and god dammit! Joe we're just outside a ******** Coliseum! If only Hiro were here to get stabbed again!"

"Yes, that is cool Cyrus. What do you mean by ******** that noise? Are you not here to be the hero of the people?"

"Joe.. This is a ******** Coliseum! It's no place for a silly hero, it's time have some fun! Kick some a**! Make some money! It's like that show on Starz... what was it Spartacus? Imagine that in a wrestling ring!" Cyrus paused and tiled his head back. "Wait.... you think they have orgies too?! There's some sick people here! Nope, ******** this! I'm out!"

"No Cyrus, I don't think it's quite like Spartacus, I'm pretty sure showing all of that wouldn't go to far on television."

"Weeeeak! Well, either way it should be fun whipping some a** up and down a freakin' Coliseum! Championship matches have to be a ********' rush here!"

"Ok, but here's my question, why are we here tonight?"

"What are you talking about my cheesy, delicious amigo?"

"You don't have a match with this promotion tonight. Why are we out here in the parking lot? It's cold out. Why are we here?"

Cyrus gave his friend a pat and the shoulder. "You obviously are still new to this, I understand. I here to check out the competition, start some s**t, and like I said before have some fun with it! Now then!" Cyrus cleared his throat and pulled out a pamphlet for the show. "Let's see here... ******** Omega! ******** Anatoli Koshkov! ******** Harli! ******** Hayato Takahashi! ******** Better Than You-"

"Hah!"



"Oh god yes..."

"Shut up Joe! I'm pretty sure she's a vampire and doesn't eat pizza, not cool man! Not cool!" Cyrus glanced back at the pamphlet continued. "Oh yeah, and of course a big fat ******** you to that s**t stain on my life, Salem Croft!" Cyrus held up his middle finger up to the camera lens."Right here! ******** you buddy!" Cyrus took a deep breath. "Yeah, ok I think I'm done."

"You good?"

"Yeah, I think I'm good buddy. Let's go in, grab a beer and a dog, check out the show. Hey, you think they have any Cartwright T-shirts on sale here? Ahh s**t, we could have brought a sign!"