"Hello, I am Ms. E, here to bring out the mystery that was never given a true opportunity to unfold to fans of BBW.." Ms. E stands dressed for a match, ready at all times, even in position of introduction. She takes a step left for her spoken person. "Awesome Face? Caleb? .. Mr. Cammrack, what do you go by now?" Looking up at the goggle wearing Caleb, Ms. E rose her microphone for him to answer.
"Managed a monster warrior at age seventeen. Debut match at Spring In The Ring for an eighteenth Birthday! Got hurt. Come back to win the 2015 Sanguine Invitational! Ironically broken by the very man to inspire him back. As... AWWWWWE! Some! Fay-yace!!
Completely skipping the question, Awesome Face went on to state a list of his time in Bad Blood Wrestling and ending with wide eyed seriousness, seemingly to attempt at a stare-down with the viewer. Ms. E, though, appeared to be a little dumb struck. She began to lower the microphone, thinking he was finish, but nope. Awesome Face took his awesome hand and plucked it right out of her never awesome hand.
Something odd happened.. his face absolutely contorted to disdain and bitterness, he continued.. "Awesome Caleb, is back. So where is Awesome Caleb's title match? I see 'Mega got his. Even his boys got theirs! Heh." A smirk and a short scratch to the back of his noggin'. "You see on the card, Awesome Caleb versus Marshall Lee. ..for what? I just came back from a skull fracture, because Dion felt it was necessary to use a flail. And you want to put me in a match that basically encourages bashing of the head for blood?!" Awesome Caleb's face held an emotion of confused rage. "Are you out of your mind? Do you not know how to book a card?! You've got an opportunity to give me my deserved opportunity! There's the Main Event, of which would be a awesome Triple Threat Match and truly challenge your longest reigning Champion Xavier X and surely show, to me, that Xavier X is awesome." Awesome Face gives a downward look to a risen open palm "Or.. those other title matches. Like a Four Way Match for the Crimson City Championship! A chance for young blood to retire the old and show 'Mega not to overlook my awesome awesomeness! You could've even stuck me an' Salem together-NO! Just me! And I'd become the new Tag Team Champions, from my sheer awesomely awesometastic, awesome of awesome!!"
Awesome Caleb was a tint pink from being worked up over how awesome he was, but a few deep breaths and a few moments of silence was all that is needed to tone down an aggravated Awesome One. He spoke now in a softer, calmer tone. "Instead of a Season of Awesome, BBDub chose to pit something that is the epitome of awesome, against a has-been Television Champion. Well, tonight I have a match to prepare for. Tonight, my voice will continue to be heard. Tonight the mask comes off, tonight.. will be Awesome! The last word was spoke with such vigorous intensity, you'd believe that his goggles were actually keeping those wide-eyed eyeballs from falling out of their sockets! And with that said, he turned sharply out of the frame in exit.
Ms. E was left with surprised eyes and lips tucked. E then hesitantly edged backward out of frame, leaving an empty room by the frame's standard. Fade out.
(Remember the rules of December. No Autos. I will be posting soon in my match.)
