[The Following Message Has Been Paid For By The Omega For IC Champion Organization]
The camera pans out like some old sitcom to reveal Omega sitting down on a chair, in that cool guy way where he is technically sitting backwards like the rebel in 80's coming of age movies, you know the ones. He just stares directly at the cameraman for a good minute before finally reaching for the camera "I'm telling you dude the lens is smudge." he would say in a bit of an irritated tone before wiping the lens presenting a clearer picture of him before he stands up. "What's up WWFG Universe, it's me once again, El Rey De Lucha Libre, El Depredador Del Aire, El Perro Mas Mal, El Mas Ingobernable, y El Mas Indeseable! Omega." his tone had shifted from one of annoyance to one of seemingly calm arrogance at the drop of a hat.
Omega ran a hand through his hair before letting out a big and almost comedic sigh "Now for all you geniuses in the audience I have a riddle for you?? What is the difference between Dragon and a Drag Queen?? The answer?? Nothing because both of them are known for being little c** guzzlers!" Omega broke out into maniacal laughter as the cameraman leaned in and let Omega know he can't be using that kind of terminology in WWFG "Really?? Why the ******** not you stupid t**t?? Cause its in the rules?? Cause I'll get fired?? Cause little weeboo children watch this garbage?? Well guess what?? I DON'T GIVE A ********> he shouted a bit annoyed that they were telling him to tone it down on the swearing.
Omega took a deep breath to collect himself, motioning to the camera guy that he was alright and calm once more "Sorry, couldn't help myself with that. Anyways let me ask you the fans a real question here, why the hell are either Drako or Kamonio in this ******** match for the Intercontinental Championship?? Kamonio lost the title at Legacies after they pulled an Eva Marie and forgot to kick out at a point in the match that it wasn't suppose to end at, and then you have Drako's punk a**. I literally beat this weird Drago/Usos/Shawn Michaels amalgam, a very terrible one by the way, by hook or crook to EARN my shot at the Intercontinental Championship. So someone please tell me what two losers who haven't picked up a victory in months are doing in a match for this championship?? he stared directly at the camera like the do on the office as if he was awaiting someone to actually answer him.
"I'll tell you what they're doing in this match, they're only in this match because of affirmative action! That's right the only reason Drako and Kamonio are even in this math is because of Affirmative Action! You have to include everyone in this match even if they lost the rights to be in this match!" he ranted and raved as if he was some sort of Republican Presidential Candidate trying to blame everyone else for why no one like him. "Seriously though, what kind of bullshit is this?? I went through the trouble of making my grand return to WWFG because I was told should I win my return match I would be guaranteed a Mano a Mano with the Intercontinental Champion, but now I have to have a Four Way Match with two people who despite being Tecnicos are totally cool with being rewarded a title shot despite their losses??? What kind of Vince Russo booking is this??" he raised his arm and ran it through his hair one more out of being irritated more than anything.
"Look, its not like it matters the prestige and honor that once belonged to the person being the champion are all gone. All the honor, all the Legacy, all the prestige of the Intercontinental Championship has been taken away. Stripped, discarded, and thrown away quicker than you can say 'Get Out' but you see, once I win the championship things are going to get a whole lot more 'Intriguing' to say the least." he ominously spoke as he got up and walked off camera
The camera pans out like some old sitcom to reveal Omega sitting down on a chair, in that cool guy way where he is technically sitting backwards like the rebel in 80's coming of age movies, you know the ones. He just stares directly at the cameraman for a good minute before finally reaching for the camera "I'm telling you dude the lens is smudge." he would say in a bit of an irritated tone before wiping the lens presenting a clearer picture of him before he stands up. "What's up WWFG Universe, it's me once again, El Rey De Lucha Libre, El Depredador Del Aire, El Perro Mas Mal, El Mas Ingobernable, y El Mas Indeseable! Omega." his tone had shifted from one of annoyance to one of seemingly calm arrogance at the drop of a hat.
Omega ran a hand through his hair before letting out a big and almost comedic sigh "Now for all you geniuses in the audience I have a riddle for you?? What is the difference between Dragon and a Drag Queen?? The answer?? Nothing because both of them are known for being little c** guzzlers!" Omega broke out into maniacal laughter as the cameraman leaned in and let Omega know he can't be using that kind of terminology in WWFG "Really?? Why the ******** not you stupid t**t?? Cause its in the rules?? Cause I'll get fired?? Cause little weeboo children watch this garbage?? Well guess what?? I DON'T GIVE A ********> he shouted a bit annoyed that they were telling him to tone it down on the swearing.
Omega took a deep breath to collect himself, motioning to the camera guy that he was alright and calm once more "Sorry, couldn't help myself with that. Anyways let me ask you the fans a real question here, why the hell are either Drako or Kamonio in this ******** match for the Intercontinental Championship?? Kamonio lost the title at Legacies after they pulled an Eva Marie and forgot to kick out at a point in the match that it wasn't suppose to end at, and then you have Drako's punk a**. I literally beat this weird Drago/Usos/Shawn Michaels amalgam, a very terrible one by the way, by hook or crook to EARN my shot at the Intercontinental Championship. So someone please tell me what two losers who haven't picked up a victory in months are doing in a match for this championship?? he stared directly at the camera like the do on the office as if he was awaiting someone to actually answer him.
"I'll tell you what they're doing in this match, they're only in this match because of affirmative action! That's right the only reason Drako and Kamonio are even in this math is because of Affirmative Action! You have to include everyone in this match even if they lost the rights to be in this match!" he ranted and raved as if he was some sort of Republican Presidential Candidate trying to blame everyone else for why no one like him. "Seriously though, what kind of bullshit is this?? I went through the trouble of making my grand return to WWFG because I was told should I win my return match I would be guaranteed a Mano a Mano with the Intercontinental Champion, but now I have to have a Four Way Match with two people who despite being Tecnicos are totally cool with being rewarded a title shot despite their losses??? What kind of Vince Russo booking is this??" he raised his arm and ran it through his hair one more out of being irritated more than anything.
"Look, its not like it matters the prestige and honor that once belonged to the person being the champion are all gone. All the honor, all the Legacy, all the prestige of the Intercontinental Championship has been taken away. Stripped, discarded, and thrown away quicker than you can say 'Get Out' but you see, once I win the championship things are going to get a whole lot more 'Intriguing' to say the least." he ominously spoke as he got up and walked off camera
