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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:45 pm
How dare someone. How DARE they?! Iron Chef stomped around the schoolyard with enough force to make someone think a herd of drafts was going by. She kicked up dirt, snarled, cursed and kicked rocks.
Her new measuring cups. HER NEW MEASURING CUPS! How dare someone! How dare someone go into her saddlebag and just TAKE THEM! Didn't they REALIZE how DUMB it would be to antagonize her?! Did they think they could get away with it?! RRRRRR!!!!! NEVER!
Well, the annoying thing was--right now, it did seem like they were going to get away with it. Iron Chef had no idea who took her measuring cups. Not a clue. Not that she knew how to find them, either. She kicked at a dandelion, dejected and utterly furious.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:02 pm
 The furious ruckus of the pink filly was making quite the stir. Just Desserts, on his way out of the school, could not help but be curious as to what the trouble was. Cautiously, he moved in closer, as this was obviously not a dame to be trifled with, and he was weary of getting caught in one of her kicks. "Woah there, lil' lady. That dandelion never did anything to hurt you. What seems to be the problem that you gotta take it out on that?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:12 pm
Iron Chef heard a voice that seemed-- or would have, under normal circumstances--like it was supposed to be comforting. Right now, she just wanted to leap at the freckle-faced colt speaking to her, although she knew that nothing would be gained from that. With great effort, she wrestled her temper under control to address him.
"Well, what if I were allergic to dandelions?" she asked with a short smile, trying to keep her fury under tabs. But it wasn't possible. She was so vexed that the attempt made her want to burst into angry tears.
"I'm just so MAD," she found herself saying instead. "So mad! Someone stole my brand-new measuring cups out of my saddlebags while I was at school! OO! How dare they! I'm so mad I could just--just---" Iron Chef eyed the dandelion again threateningly.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 6:41 pm
A sassy response was going to get sass right back. "Well if that was the case, you'd be mighty sorry after kicking it if you got a rash. " He was half playful in tone. Once he heard her case though, he turned quite serious. "There's been a theft? Well now that I can understand. You should have just said so." The colt made a slight bending swoop, and introduced himself. "Just Desserts, mystery solver, at your service. I'll bring that ne'er do well to justice! " He then gestured toward the closet bench, "Step into my office and recount your tale. You say it was measuring cups stolen, was there something special about them? And where did you last leave your bag?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 6:49 pm
Iron Chef didn't mind a little sass--in fact, the colt's reply earned a little laugh from her, and her annoyance with her situation abated to the point where she no longer felt the need to kick anything right in its proverbial junk. But when he continued, Iron Chef could have hugged Just Desserts. A solver of mysteries--what did her Dad call them? Gumshoes? He was just what she needed!
"Oh! You don't say!" A huge smile grew over Iron Chef's lips. "What a piece of luck! That'll teach the thief, thinking they can get away with this! I--I don't have much gold but I can pay you in really tasty food! I'm Iron Chef. I just used some gold to buy that nice stainless steel set of measuring cups before I came to school today. I can't say they're super nice, but they work!"
She frowned. "My bag is actually where I left it, over there." She pointed a hoof toward the side of the enclosure, where a bag lay slumped over to the side, books poured out of it and school papers scattered around, along with an apple. "I, er... got frustrated when I couldn't find them or any clues."
Iron Chef scratched the back of her head, a touch embarrassed now.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:01 pm
Atmadja I'm glad you like him! He's turning out to be very fun! 'Indeed! A hard earned object is certainly valuable, if you had to spend your money on it," Just Desserts smiled back at the filly, glad to be of service and thinking she seemed much more approachable when she wasn't destroying things. He waived his hooves at the mention of a payment, "No need for that yet, no gold, I'll do this pro bono, but I definitely won't turn you down for a meal." Just like his own momma, Just Desserts had a sweet tooth and would never say no to free meal. Turning to see where she has pointed, Just Desserts saw the bag and papers tossed about. "You didn't leave it like that though, did you?" Walking over to investigate he stooped close to the ground to look for clues. " Or when looking for clues, did you ransack this rucksack?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:10 pm
Iron Chef smiled at his turn of phrase. She liked the way that he spoke--it was different from other foals she knew. Even if the whole thing ended up being a mare's nest, she figured she could still make him a delicious six-layer coconut cream cake with toasted flakes and chocolate ganache---wait, she was thinking about ambitious food-making again. Focus, Iron Chef!
"Oh--no, actually, not really! I took the books out, but I didn't throw the papers all around like that. And I don't remember taking the apple out, either." She scowled again, her temperature rising. "You don't think the thief came back while I was kicking rocks? Ooo! What a jerk!"
She started walking toward her pack, trying to keep a lid on her boiling thoughts. zippedsiren I'm so glad! And it's awesome to see a li'l detective phony around, I've wanted to see one for ages!
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:38 pm
Could the thief have returned in the time they had been talking? It was possible, though it seemed unlikely. "I do remember seeing anyone sulking about, had you? But it does seems like someone has rifled through these things." Gently, JD took turned the apple, as it was the last objection she said she hadn't moved; if they were lucky, maybe there would be prints. The apple rolled over and revealed the smallest of scratch marks, and what almost looked like a small bite mark.. or was it a dent? "Ah ha! Someone has definitely touched this apply recently, it looks like a chunk is missing. Do you have any enemies that might hate apples too?" Next, he took a nearby stick and shuffled the papers around, lifting them gently but trying not to disturb the evidence. There was something underneath one. Just Desserts moved lifted the paper and exposed what looked like the empty shell of a nut. "I think this thief might be a little nutty. Sound like someone you know?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 7:46 pm
While at first she had been mad, the more time passed, the more Iron Chef found herself just feeling baffled. Who in the world wanted to just take one nibble of an apple? And not just any apple, a Honeycrisp! From the peak season! It was an apple that would sway even the staunchest of apple haters. "I didn't see anyone--and I don't know anyone who'd just waste a delicious apple like that."
She tapped her foot. "Hmm… a snacker, huh? Maybe that's why they wanted my measuring cups…" Iron Chef tried to think of phonies she knew. Crackerjack? No, he seemed nice. Nut Lovers? Nah, she always left a trail of shells much more obvious than this. And she'd never bother measuring her nuts. "I can't think of anyone who would bother, honestly!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:26 pm
The more he looked at the clues and listened to her speak, things were starting to click in. If there were no sworn enemies, and no obvious culprits, the remaining options, although ludicrous, we likely. "Perhaps, our culprit isn't a who, but at what! You're right, no phonies of sound mind would waste food like this; taking just a tiny bite. If there's no one who you think would have stolen the cups, then this is a random act." Just Desserts stood up, and began to search a wider area. He was reciting the clues back and forth, trying to make any logical sense of it. "The culprit came back while you distracted, we didn't see anyone, a snacker with a nut predilection and not that into apples..." As he looked, he caught sight of the fainest imprint in the ground, so small it was too easy to miss when originally looking. " Here! A foot print, and ..." his orange eyes looked away, "we have a trail. Let's go!" Quickly, he was off, carefully following the path of little prints until it led up to aa grassy area where a large tree stood; the prints vanished there.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:51 pm
Iron Chef's mind whirled. At first when Just Desserts said 'a what', she thought the colt might be a little looney. But she stayed quiet and let him continue to the search, putting her faith into his abilities -- what little she knew of them. At any rate, he seemed better at it than he was, so she could just deal for a few moments.
When he found the prints, however, she began to understand. A what--a very little 'what!' She flushed at her previous anger now. It didn't seem like anything malicious had taken her cups after all.
She stopped at the tree, but instead of looking up it, she looked at Just Desserts. "That's--Er, that's kind of amazing, you know. You have a great eye for details!"
She then looked up the tree, holding up a hoof to shield her eyes from the sun and squinting. "So it's maybe up there? Like a bird or something?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:24 pm
JD smirked at the compliment, his ego inflating a little bit. "Oh thank you, nothing a little training up can't teach though." As the pair stood by the tree, Just Desserts stared up at it, wondering how they were going to tackle an obstacle like that. Where in the tree could it their devious little thief even be hiding something like measuring cups? "I dunno if a bird would leave a trail, unless it's some kind of hopping bird, like a chicken. " JD was well aware of chickens being more of a land bird, he knew one or two even who were prone to taking a thing or too; both his parents kept chickens. But a chicken they'd probably have seen by now. He shook his head, "no, my money is on something fuzzier than a bird." The bab circled the tree, looking for any kind of hiding place. Then he say it, a large knot in the tree with a gaping hole. He tried to reach, but it was just too far out of the way. "I think I might've found our thief's den, come on, I'll give you a boost and you can check it out." JD knelt down, so that he was sturdy enough to act as stool for his client to stand on.
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:33 pm
Iron Chef followed JD as he walked, squinting up the tree. Her own guess was maybe a crow. Crows liked shiny things. She'd seen them hopping around… and they seemed pretty mischievous from what she had seen in the past. Maybe one of them?
But when Just Desserts said he thought the culprit was fuzzier, she was inclined to believe him. After all, he'd been right so far…
"Okay," she said with some hesitation, climbing up on him after his offer. She felt a bit self conscious--until the improved sight line let her see right into the tree hole. Inside was a fluffy creature, and the glint of something silver!
"My measuring cups!" She gasped, her horn glowing. She stepped back, off of her companion, and the cups began to float out of the hole.
But they weren't alone. A confused, half-asleep squirrel was blinking blearily from the 1 Cup measure.
"Oh, NO…" she gasped.
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:44 pm
Beaming with pride of job well down, Just Desserts was ahead of the game when he began to congratulate themselves. "Excellent! A little sleuthing is all-" he cut himself short at the outburst of the union, was something the matter? Taking an opportunity to investigate , he turned his attention the cups. A squirrel?! The colt couldn't help but giggle a little bit. "Your arch enemy is a tiny squirrel wanting a bed."
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:19 pm
Irom Chef couldn't help but laugh. But even as she did so, she started to feel bad. The poor squirrel… it was going to be winter soon, and he probably just wanted a safe place to put his nuts or something like that. She grimaced, and floated the cups (squirrel attached) back into the tree.
"Oh… well… they're probably not food-safe now, anyway," she said with a shrug. "At least I know now that nobody's got it out for me--and that at least they're helping someone out."
She laughed again, blushing as she remembered her earlier antics. "Thanks for helping me with this. You're a great mystery-solver. I know where to go if I ever need help again!"
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