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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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 Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:39 pm
A very cheerful and lively little circus. Most of it's employees walk about in full costume and masks, there are dozens of tents to explore, games and rides to play, animals to see, food to eat, and the single massive red tent in the middle of it all.
There is always a feeling of calm and happiness within the grounds of the circus... as though there's nothing wrong with the world at all. For those sensitive to any auras of magic... this place is absolutely filled with it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:16 am
ENTER FROM... SOMEWHERE In a very brief flash of light, a long train car suddenly appeared at the very tail end of the circus train. Normally, this would be just the spot Elias would park after coming back from some little quest into a different time or universe. But, seeing as this universe's Cirque du Sanguine hadn't signed CJ or the others up for work yet, and it wasn't CJ in the driver's seat... this was far from a normal situation. Once Elias was hooked up, a few delicate fingers with bright red nail polish clacked several buttons on the main computer. "I knew picking Dun's brain a bit would come in handy. There. Now you should look just like the rest of the train from the outside, and no one will be the wiser. For all they know, you're just more storage. Cloaking program for the win." Scarlet said as she leaned back in the chair. This Scarlet, from whatever universe she was from, looked a bit... different from the high-maintenance girl everyone was used to. Her long blonde hair was pulled back into a pony tail, with one long strip of hair died dark with even darker leopard spots running down it. The sides of her head, just behind her ears, was shaved. Displaying even more salon-style with dark dye and leopard print. Her bright blue eyes seemed even bluer thanks to the heavy black makeup curled over her eyes like an Egyptian painting. Her outfit looked like something out of Alex's closet, save for the cleavage that was proudly displayed under several gold necklaces. And several gold bracelets... rings... someone certainly looked like they had just jumped out of an urban music magazine of some sort. Which... given her modeling career in her world, is probably exactly what she had been doing prior to stowing away in Elias and then hijacking it when CJ was busy.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:48 pm
And as she typed away, the computer sensors from Elias looked at her. "Yeahyeahyeah, We KNOW! Now remind me what in the name of ******** we're doing here? Well, aside from Grand Theft ME?!" Elias asked as the couplers linked into place. She was right. Elias the railroad car was just conspicuous enough to not get a second look. Just the way C.J. would have preferred it. After all, it wasn't every day a traveling time machine railroad car came into existence!
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:55 pm
"Oh stop being dramatic. We'll go back home just as soon as I take care of my girl." Scarlet replied. "I've seen the feed for this universe, and all of the possible outcomes. And you know what? I don't like any of it. One misunderstanding and a giant blow up sends Sapphire spiraling into a VERY dark place. This girl ain't like the one from our home world. Instead of flipping him off and moving on, she's gonna blame herself and convince herself she's bad for everyone. If she doesn't go straight for the bridge and jump, she's going to intentionally put herself in harms way so no one will ever have to be bothered by her again." Scarlet stood up and crossed her arms under her generous chest. "And I am NOT gonna sit by and let that happen."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:19 pm
"Yeah yeah yeah. Jeesh . . . and we left C.J. in a train station bathroom. Him and his damn burrito addiction. If I had a foot I'd kick his a**." he growled, sounding like someone who got rudely stirred from his slumber. "Relax . . . if I know half of the worlds I've heard from those tapes, she winds up marrying Arell. The big palooka still owes me for remastering those tapes." he snarked.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:43 pm
"Arell? Pfft." Scarlet scoffed. "You're kidding, right? With how much she complains about how he smells, I can't see it. Still... he is a good guy. He probably would treat her right." she said, then moved towards the door. "Buuuut... with what the feed has shown for this world, I think our CJ can hang out at the restroom for a while. I have some butt that needs kicking." she said, then paused and looked back at the computer screen. "Oh. Suppose I'd better see where exactly everyone's at first."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:30 am
"He does get better. Glad I don't have a NOSE." Elias snarked as he ran a scan of the area. "Kinda reminds me of Universe 45-A. That one C.J. said was in a guild on Gaia . . . . what's a Gaia?" he asked before finding a scan. "Never mind. By the looks of this, we arrived WELL before this evolves into anything TOO interesting. And by the previous effects, it looks like our friend is WAY out in California. To put it bluntly, we MISSED." he said before pausing.
"So let's just kick his a** and get outta here." he added before . . . .
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:52 am
"Well then, if we arrived way before s**t hits the fan, we might have a chance to catch up and stop it before it escalates. Lets get you turned around towards California and make you road comparable and we'll-" she began, before something BIG slammed into the back of Elias. Knocking her off of her feet and falling almost ontop of the computer system.
"What the hell was THAT?!" she hissed, struggling to pick herself back up and get back on her feet.
"What the f*ing g*d d*n h*l C.J.?!!" Scarlets voice echoed from.... outside?
".... what the hell was THAT?!" Scarlet said again, looking towards the door. That... sounded like HER!
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:56 pm
"Sounds g-!" Elias was about to say when a loud knock hit when . . . .
"Jesus Christ!! What the hell did we hit?!" C.J. asked, looking out ahead when he saw . . . . ELIAS?!
"I'd say there's a convention in town." Elias snarked as smoke started to pour out before the computers started to flash.
"Oh for crying out LOUD! WHAT HAPPENED?!" he asked.
"Systems are down. Electrolinear generator's down . . . and-" Elias said when . . .
"What the f*ing g*d d*n h*l C.J.?!!" Scarlet's voice boomed.
"TRYIN' TO FIGURE THAT OUT!!!!" C.J. replied.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:14 am
Right after he said that, the door to the bathroom swung open with enough force that it cracked against the wall. There stood a very angry, very wet from the waist down Scarlet. It didn't look like she had peed herself so much as the toilet had jumped out at her from behind. Which... given how hard they hit the other Elias... there wasn't much water in the toilet bowel any more. Her face was red with anger, and there was a bump starting to form on her forehead from where she had been thrown forward. Her blue eyes bore into C.J. as she stomped her way towards him. Her heeled boots squishing with each step. "What do you MEAN you're trying to figure that out?! First I get thrown backwards into the toilet after you drive off, then thrown forwards into the wall along with the rest of the toilet water as you crash into something! And don't tell me you didn't leave, because I KNOW you did! The only thing that could have hit US would have been another train. And I DAMN well would have heard that behind me!" she roared. This kitty was more than a little angry...
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:31 pm
"Oww! Hey, that just got plastered!" Elias protested when the door slammed and C.J. saw one VIOLENTLY angry Scarlet coming his way.
"As in trying to figure it out! I wasn't anywhere NEAR the control module when it happened. Starting to think that Crystal gal has her mitts on a hacking device. Not sure WHAT her beef is with me." he snarked as Elias paused.
"Word of advice, forget that, RUN. Maybe into the car with the nice a** ahead of us!" Elias mentioned.
Meanwhile in the other Elias . . . .
"What the hell hit us?! Is that . . . IS THAT ME?!" Elias asked as the sensors found a very familiar railroad car get him. "Fantastic. Is there a damn convention in town?!" he asked before . . . .
((Is that?!))
"Great SCOTT, Marty! We must have put in the wrong coordinates! How in the blazes did we get here?!"
"Gee, I dunno, Doc! This car shakes like crazy when it gets to 88 miles per hour!"
"What can I say, folks? It's been a while since I've introduced a Celebrity cameo!"
((Give it up for Marty McFly and Doc Brown!))
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 12:32 pm
"You most certainly DID do something! Elias doesn't just randomly drive off. And you can't keep blaming my boss on everything! I haven't heard her make any complaints about you. Hell, I don't even think she's MET you before!" Scarlet snarled.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:56 pm
"If I haven't met her yet, WHY'S SHE TRYINA KILL ME ALL THE TIME?!" C.J. asked, leaning on the console panel. "Seriously. Not even NOVA'S insurance company will cover me anymore." he added with a shrug. "By the way, you smell smoke?" he asked.
"Sorry, I think . . . that's me." Elias replied.
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:31 pm
"You kidding? With half the stuff you do just by accident you wonder why someone might want to kill you?" Scarlet huffed, crossing her arms. "Anyway... if you're not blaming my boss, you're blaming Donna or Demona or a talking black cat for everything that goes wrong..."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:43 am
"Woah now. Omnic, NOT mind reader. Just because I can break the fourth wall and travel through time and space doesn't mean I can read minds. Yeesh . . . talk about RUDE!" he snarked. "Now how 'bout we focus LESS on that and more on how we're gonna get home!" he said. She thinks she's mad, I promised Heather I'd take her to the baseball game today! he thought.
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