MM #27 Match Cartwright vs Sarah Skye
The crowd boos and boos and boos as the most hated man in the world, Staff Member Russo, is shown laughing into his phone. Presumably he is talking to someone, I dunno, maybe he's so lonely he's pretending that he has friends tonight.
Russo: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm such a genius! I booked Cartwright in his home town against Matthias Landry and he LOSES AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hate that English c**t so much! He deserves everything that he has gotten since he refused to do business properly with me!"
Staff Member Russo takes a sip of coffee from a mug that reads "World's Greatest Writer". At least somebody thinks he's good, even if he bought the mug himself.
Russo: "Tonight, I've booked him in a Number One Contenders Match against Sarah Skye for the BBW Seasons Championship and he's going to LOSE, just like he always loses! Like I said, he deserves it! He wouldn't go through with my brilliant idea to SWERVE the fans and turn him heel! His reward for being an absolute moron?! No wins! No titles! NOTHING!"
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Russo: "So Halloween Harvest is going to be the last Bad Blood Wrestling show ever! Why do all the companies I come to save end up dying?! World Championship Wrestling, Total Nonstop Wrestling Action, BBW?! I just don't understand it! It's got nothing to do with me! I'm the best writer ever! Although I did notice a severe lack of Pole Matches here in BBW.....that must be it! I should have booked a Cartwright On A Pole Match at least! He would have loved it as much as I and the fans would have done! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Suddenly, the door to Staff Member Russo's Office flies open. The crowd roars with cheers as The Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright, marches into the room with great purpose and reason! Russo drops his phone in a panic as Cartwright approaches his desk.
Cartwright: "Listen here, Russo! I've had enough of your crap! You've been a pain in my arse from the moment I returned to BBW in January! You've made my life here a living Hell for your own damn amusement!"
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Cartwright slams his hands on to Staff Member Russo's desk, making him jump up from his seat and almost spilling Russo's mug of hot coffee. Cartwright and Russo are practically face-to-face, besides the desk keeping them apart.
Cartwright: "If Hardcore Harvest is going to be the end of BBW, then I want to make it a night to remember! Russo, at Hardcore Harvest, I challenge.....YOU!"
The crowd EXPLODES into cheers as Staff Member Russo looks shocked at the challenge. How dare anybody challenge the great Russo!
Cartwright: "I don't care what kind of match you want to make it, who you think you can get involved, none of that usual s**t your infamous for! You and me! One-on-one! Halloween Harvest! Be a man for once in your life and face me, Pusso!"
Russo: "Pusso?! You think I'm a p***y?!"
Crowd: "p***y! p***y! p***y! p***y! p***y!"
Cartwright nods his head as he listens to the fans chant. Yes, you can hear them from Staff Member Russo's Office! Cartwright is always able to feed-off the fans, no matter the situation!
Russo: "How DARE you question the size of my giant manhood!"
Cartwright: "You've always wanted to get your hands around my throat and do to me what you book my opponents to do to me, but you've never had the GUTS to do it yourself! You are a COWARD, Russo! You hide behind this desk and pretend to be a writer when deep down you know what the rest of us know, that you are a piece of s**t!"
Staff Member Russo is beginning to look upset. Poor guy.
Russo: "That's it! I don't need to listen to all these lies any longer! At Halloween Harvest, I'm going to make you MY b***h one more time, just like I have been all year! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!"
Cartwright stares daggers at Staff Member Russo for thinking that he is anyone's b***h. Cartwright steals Staff Member Russo's mug and leaves the office, happy with the answer as the crowd continues to chant at Russo.
Crowd: "******** YOU PUSSO! ******** YOU PUSSO! ******** YOU PUSSO!"
The crowd boos and boos and boos as the most hated man in the world, Staff Member Russo, is shown laughing into his phone. Presumably he is talking to someone, I dunno, maybe he's so lonely he's pretending that he has friends tonight.
Russo: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm such a genius! I booked Cartwright in his home town against Matthias Landry and he LOSES AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hate that English c**t so much! He deserves everything that he has gotten since he refused to do business properly with me!"
Staff Member Russo takes a sip of coffee from a mug that reads "World's Greatest Writer". At least somebody thinks he's good, even if he bought the mug himself.
Russo: "Tonight, I've booked him in a Number One Contenders Match against Sarah Skye for the BBW Seasons Championship and he's going to LOSE, just like he always loses! Like I said, he deserves it! He wouldn't go through with my brilliant idea to SWERVE the fans and turn him heel! His reward for being an absolute moron?! No wins! No titles! NOTHING!"
Crowd: "FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO! FIRE RUSSO!"
Russo: "So Halloween Harvest is going to be the last Bad Blood Wrestling show ever! Why do all the companies I come to save end up dying?! World Championship Wrestling, Total Nonstop Wrestling Action, BBW?! I just don't understand it! It's got nothing to do with me! I'm the best writer ever! Although I did notice a severe lack of Pole Matches here in BBW.....that must be it! I should have booked a Cartwright On A Pole Match at least! He would have loved it as much as I and the fans would have done! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Suddenly, the door to Staff Member Russo's Office flies open. The crowd roars with cheers as The Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright, marches into the room with great purpose and reason! Russo drops his phone in a panic as Cartwright approaches his desk.
Cartwright: "Listen here, Russo! I've had enough of your crap! You've been a pain in my arse from the moment I returned to BBW in January! You've made my life here a living Hell for your own damn amusement!"
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
Cartwright slams his hands on to Staff Member Russo's desk, making him jump up from his seat and almost spilling Russo's mug of hot coffee. Cartwright and Russo are practically face-to-face, besides the desk keeping them apart.
Cartwright: "If Hardcore Harvest is going to be the end of BBW, then I want to make it a night to remember! Russo, at Hardcore Harvest, I challenge.....YOU!"
The crowd EXPLODES into cheers as Staff Member Russo looks shocked at the challenge. How dare anybody challenge the great Russo!
Cartwright: "I don't care what kind of match you want to make it, who you think you can get involved, none of that usual s**t your infamous for! You and me! One-on-one! Halloween Harvest! Be a man for once in your life and face me, Pusso!"
Russo: "Pusso?! You think I'm a p***y?!"
Crowd: "p***y! p***y! p***y! p***y! p***y!"
Cartwright nods his head as he listens to the fans chant. Yes, you can hear them from Staff Member Russo's Office! Cartwright is always able to feed-off the fans, no matter the situation!
Russo: "How DARE you question the size of my giant manhood!"
Cartwright: "You've always wanted to get your hands around my throat and do to me what you book my opponents to do to me, but you've never had the GUTS to do it yourself! You are a COWARD, Russo! You hide behind this desk and pretend to be a writer when deep down you know what the rest of us know, that you are a piece of s**t!"
Staff Member Russo is beginning to look upset. Poor guy.
Russo: "That's it! I don't need to listen to all these lies any longer! At Halloween Harvest, I'm going to make you MY b***h one more time, just like I have been all year! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!"
Cartwright stares daggers at Staff Member Russo for thinking that he is anyone's b***h. Cartwright steals Staff Member Russo's mug and leaves the office, happy with the answer as the crowd continues to chant at Russo.
Crowd: "******** YOU PUSSO! ******** YOU PUSSO! ******** YOU PUSSO!"
