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Id=Neko

Dapper Mage

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:24 pm


WARNING DOUBLE SPOILERS READ NO FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DOUBLE OR DON'T WANT IT SPOILED.

Why Phillip doesn't appear anymore in movies

At the Kamen Rider bar, an 8 story bar/hangout for Kamen Riders, Phillip is there testing out various alcohols for his practical research when a red haired man comes in. "Bartender, a shot of your cheapest whiskey." The bartender slides him a shot, the man takes a drink and jumps out the window, leaving Phillip surprised and in shock. Ten minutes later the same red haired man runs back into the bar. "Bartender, a shot of your cheapest whiskey." He takes another shot and jumps out the window again. Ten minutes later, he returns and orders another shot and repeats his jump out the window. Ten more minutes pass and the man returns. "Bartender, a shot of your" "Wait!" Cries Phillip, halting the man. "I've seen you jump out an 8th story window 3 times now and you are still coming back, how is this possible?" The man turns to Phillip and says. "Oh, it's the whiskey, it relaxes my body enough to survive the fall." Phillip is taken aback. "Really?" The man nods. "You've seen me do it 3 times." Phillip mumbles to himself. "Fascinating." And, steeling his courage. "Bartender, a shot of your cheapest whiskey." He takes a shot and jumps out the window. Ten minutes pass, no one returns. Twenty minutes, no one. Thirty Forty nothing. Finally the bartender looks at the red haired man and says "Takeru, you're a real jerk."

For those confused Takeru Tenkuji is our latest Rider, Kamen Rider Ghost
PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:55 am


*slow clap*

Impressive. xd rofl I heard that joke, but rather than Kamen Rider Ghost, it went like this:

"A man is sitting in a bar up in a 20-story building. As he is drinking, a man in glasses comes in and orders a beer. He finishes the beer and walks out of the bar. A moment later, the first man looks out the window and sees the man in glasses falling from the roof. Naturally, he is panicked, but a moment later, sees the man in glasses com back in, completely unharmed. He sits down and orders another beer, only to leave and repeat the same thing: he falls from the top of the building as the first man watches through the window only to return completely unharmed.

This repeats another three times before the first man finally says to the man in glasses, 'How are you doing that!? That fall should kill you!'

The man in glasses just smiles, wags his finger, and leads the first man to the roof. 'Okay, do you see the subway grate down there? If you time your jump JUST right, the sudden onrush of air from the subway rushing by will slow your descent and gently bring you back up.' He even demonstrates it for the first man, jumping off the roof, slowing down right before the ground, only to get blown back up.

'Oh, wow!' Shouts the first man. He jumps off... And falls to his death.

The man in glasses snickers as he walks back into the bar. The bartender just stands behind the counter, shaking his head as he cleans a glass before saying to the man in glasses, 'Superman, you're a d**k when you're drunk.'"

greendiscoking1977


Id=Neko

Dapper Mage

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:24 pm


I thought I'd edit the superman joke a bit and share it with people who have similar interests in Kamen Rider.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:54 am


Id=Neko
I thought I'd edit the superman joke a bit and share it with people who have similar interests in Kamen Rider.


Well, I certainly enjoyed it

greendiscoking1977

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