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 Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:26 pm
 Official Lucian House Chat
Participants
Magnus Ironvein
Rowan C. Lockwood
Seth Meleeka
Potato Kartoffel
Chione LeBeau
Gwen Nivere
Scarlett Heyne (Admin)
Muna Nejem
Leah Devereaux
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:50 pm
Magnus > Uh Scarlett we have a problem
Magnus > See I bought this rubber chicken from that douche merchant
Magnus > I didn't know if it was magic or not
Magnus > It was
Magnus > Long story short I squeezed it and now there's a giant chicken in the dorms
Magnus > It literally flew in there's a giant hole
Magnus > I don't have to pay for this right
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:00 pm
Kartoffel > t2e yum_burger yum_burger yum_burger
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:02 pm
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > ok your first mistake was trusting the merchant
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > your second mistake was using that thing inside
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > idk how to handle chickens but maybe yvonne does
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > potato, do not eat the giant chicken. it's not dead.
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > yet.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:03 pm
Magnus > Ohhhh my god
Magnus > It's taking a s**t
Magnus > This carpet is ruined
Magnus > And idk I bet we can get a firewielder in here
Magnus > Free f******g food
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:13 pm
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > ok listen to me
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > everything will be fine
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > go to the utility closet
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > get a shovel
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > and get that stuff in a pile muna can use it on the plants
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > and no
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > I'm pretty sure the only firewielder is one of my best friends and I'm not asking him to come fry it
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:18 pm
Kartoffel's b***h > HOW DO I CHANGE MY NAME
Kartoffel's b***h > POTATO TOOK MY PHONE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT BACK
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:20 pm
Magnus > Idk I think it's p accurate
Magnus > But we have bigger problems atm
Magnus > Like this goddamn chicken pecking apart the couch
Magnus > Update: I hit it with the shovel to get it to stop and it chased me out
Magnus > I'm so scared
Magnus > All my stuff is in there
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:38 pm
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > magnus.
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > don't hit a chicken with a shovel.
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > I'm trying to get advice from yvonne, hold on a minute.
Queen of the Eight (Admin) > and if your stuff gets shat on that's your own fault for hitting the chicken with a shovel.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:40 pm
Kartoffel's b***h > THIS ISN'T FUNNY
Kartoffel's b***h > POTATO SHOW ME HOW TO CHANGE TH
Kartoffel's b***h > wait what are those noises downstairs
Kartoffel's b***h > WERE YOU SERIOUS WHEN YOU SAID YOU SUMMONED A GIANT CHICKEN???
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:44 pm
Kartoffel > did u think magnus was lying
Kartoffel > also lol make me b***h
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:45 pm
Magnus > Update: I'm looking in the window and the chicken is now using what's left of the couch to make a nest
Magnus > It's tearing apart Muna's flowers and putting them in the nest
Magnus > Oh my god Scarlett it has your sketchbook
Magnus > I'd hit it again but it's angry now
Magnus > Jesus Christ this is a ******** style="font-size: 11px">Magnus > If that's Rowan's coat, you'd better say goodbye to it
Magnus > Oh my god it's tearing apart my bag
Magnus > all mY MONEY
Magnus > IM GOING IN
Magnus > UPDATE: I GOT MOST OF MY CASH
Magnus > IT GOT A FEW ONES AND I GOT A FEW BRUISES
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:47 pm
literally the moon emoji > oh so THATS why it smells like chicken s**t
literally the moon emoji > bc there literally was a chicken that s**t
literally the moon emoji > r u guys forgetting Im an acid wielder bc Im lowkey about to just. let the carpet disintegrate
literally the moon emoji > we can tell the CEE it was b/c there was a health risk idgaf
literally the moon emoji > we need like nina or something in here to calm that thing down
literally the moon emoji > magnus I will pay you to give me that thing back btw
literally the moon emoji > no one man should have the power to summon giant chickens
literally the moon emoji > they'll bust ya ******** commons down
literally the moon emoji > this is worse than the time that dragon smashed like half the campus
literally the moon emoji > at least that one didnt smell as bad
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:48 pm
literally the moon emoji > MAGNUS IF THAT THING EATS MY MARIGOLDS YOU BETTER SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ******** CLOTHES BC THERE WON'T BE A TRACE OF THEM.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:51 pm
Magnus > I AM ******** SORRY
Magnus > DON'T TOUCH MY CLOTHES
Magnus > WHAT IF I PROMISE TO USE THIS THING RESPONSIBLY FROM NOW ON
Magnus > I RAN IN AGAIN
Magnus > YOUR ******** FLOWERS ARE SAFE
Magnus > god
Magnus > Does anyone ELSE have anything they want me to save while I still have blood in my body
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