I'm pregnant!!! o.O

[Zombie Girl Ali]

I'm absolutely convinced that I am pregnant. Not the girl way but the guy way, called mpreg I think. My belly just keeps growing and growing, so it is kinda like I am pregnant.

My belly literally looks like a ball. eek  

[Shikume]

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[Zombie Girl Ali]

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Wonder what that means. eek

But yeah didn't realize having a beer belly felt soo weird. I feel soo full and bloated all the time. I'm probably gonna have like a heart attack at like age 30 or something. eek My belly is really hard when you touch it.  

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Zombie Girl Ali

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Wonder what that means. eek

But yeah didn't realize having a beer belly felt soo weird. I feel soo full and bloated all the time. I'm probably gonna have like a heart attack at like age 30 or something. eek My belly is really hard when you touch it.

That was because I'm not sure if you were joking or not....

If you are NOT joking, a hard belly is actually pretty bad. You should go to the doctor. I'm just saying.  

[Zombie Girl Ali]

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Zombie Girl Ali

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Wonder what that means. eek

But yeah didn't realize having a beer belly felt soo weird. I feel soo full and bloated all the time. I'm probably gonna have like a heart attack at like age 30 or something. eek My belly is really hard when you touch it.

That was because I'm not sure if you were joking or not....

If you are NOT joking, a hard belly is actually pretty bad. You should go to the doctor. I'm just saying.

I'm not joking. My belly makes me look like I am pregnant. How is a hard belly bad? It's slightly jiggly but can't really grab much fat.

Why should I go to doctor? I know it feels weird but i actually like my big belly and want it to keep growing so I can feel even weirder. I don't wanna get rid of it. sad  

[safkef]

Zombie Girl Ali

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Zombie Girl Ali

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Wonder what that means. eek

But yeah didn't realize having a beer belly felt soo weird. I feel soo full and bloated all the time. I'm probably gonna have like a heart attack at like age 30 or something. eek My belly is really hard when you touch it.

That was because I'm not sure if you were joking or not....

If you are NOT joking, a hard belly is actually pretty bad. You should go to the doctor. I'm just saying.

I'm not joking. My belly makes me look like I am pregnant. How is a hard belly bad? It's slightly jiggly but can't really grab much fat.

Why should I go to doctor? I know it feels weird but i actually like my big belly and want it to keep growing so I can feel even weirder. I don't wanna get rid of it. sad

Fat is not usually solid. (I'm fat so this is my experience). It isn't usually hard. It could just be that your body has hard fat. Usually, in my experience in healthcare, a hard belly means something is wrong. I'm just saying.  

[Zombie Girl Ali]

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Fat is not usually solid. (I'm fat so this is my experience). It isn't usually hard. It could just be that your body has hard fat. Usually, in my experience in healthcare, a hard belly means something is wrong. I'm just saying.

I do drink really heavily a lot. Like hard liquor, around 8-9 ish shots of 40% abv liquor every other day if that means anything.

I can't really grab much fat, but I know my belly is huge since it is 44 inches around. I weigh about 185 pounds and only about 20 pounds overweight, but my waist to hip ratio is pretty high apple shape.  

[Zombie Girl Ali]

It's also weird because I can't see my feet at all when I stand up straight and look down. So also kinda like I'm pregnant since pregnant women can't see their feet either.

Used to see the far tip a few months ago, now I can't. It's weird not being able to see my feet but I like it that way and I actually want my belly to keep growing so i can never see my feet ever again when I stand up. xd Yeah I think I am crazy cuz I wanna gain soo much weight in my belly.

When I do see my feet, I can't tell if they are swollen or not or just fat or if they are normal. Heres a pic of them so you can be the judge. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/bluemoon2004/aoifatfeet.jpg  

[Zombie Girl Ali]

Oh god, I'm fat. I'm soo freaken fat. My stomach is soo huge and round like a ball. I can feel my bloated belly all the time. eek

I just can't believe I have a beer belly, I feel fat and bloated like all the time.  

[Zombie Girl Ali]

No seriously, I really think I am like carrying a baby.

I just can't stop feeling my ball belly. Such a weird but great feeling. It's like i'm carrying a baby. It's just soo round I can't stop rubbing around it. And it just keeps growing and growing. I love it!!! mrgreen  

[Anaya the Bee]

No really I feel like I am serious. I literally feel like I am pregnant. eek I felt bloated at work and I haven't even aten anything. O.O  

[Anaya the Bee]

I just got the test results back from the male pregnancy test I took. Turns out I really am pretty pregnant. I literally have mpreg. Can't stop rubbing my belly. ALso have to bend over a lot to see my feet. It's weird. eek I want more.  

[Anaya the Bee]

I'm gonna look like this soon.
http://img14.deviantart.net/48a0/i/2005/353/f/6/6th_day_of_christmas___heidi_by_saburox.jpg

It's weird. If I keep things up I will look like her. Her belly is soo huge and round. She probably gets short out of breath often. Everything normal except for stomach area. I look kinda like her but not as much as a ball belly like she has.  

[Anaya the Bee]

Anaya the Bee

I just got the test results back from the male pregnancy test I took. Turns out I really am pretty pregnant. I literally have mpreg. Can't stop rubbing my belly. ALso have to bend over a lot to see my feet. It's weird. eek I want more.

Yeah I really do have mpreg. It's really weird, my belly just keeps growing. It's like I have a baby inside of me and my belly keeps expanding cuz of that. It just keeps growing, like I really am pregnant. It's crazy.