Are you a failure?
You probably are! But you don't have to be.
Sign up for General Osumilite's training course, How To Win Friends & Manipulate People, and you can aspire to be half as awesome as he is.
All this for a low fee of your eternal gratitude!
Act now and sign up within the next ten minutes and you will receive a free sticker of Tag Swagger merchandise so his awesomeness may radiate towards you.
Now That's What I Call Swagger!
Helpless rejects and sniffling whiners need not apply. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
If your erection lasts for more than four hours, stop watching porn. Possible side effects may include p***s envy and a**l leakage. If you are pregnant or nursing, then hey girl, how's it going? This class is not suitable for children.
((This will be a group roleplay with various prompts as individual tests of your character's ability to present themselves as confident, trustworthy, and charming while using deception and manipulation techniques. It is highly advised for any Infilitration officers, and to all officers of the Negaverse as a whole.))
Sign Ups:
1. Lieutenant Rutile (Saint Sergio)
2. Corrupted Super Sailor Warhol (Daekie)
3. Captain Proustite (wuthering gee)
4. Lieutenant Vanadinite (Sylent Nyte)
5. Lieutenant Pyrophanite (Pixie Nyxie)
6. Captain Amethyst (baby_gwing)
7.
8.
9.
10.
etc.
You probably are! But you don't have to be.
Sign up for General Osumilite's training course, How To Win Friends & Manipulate People, and you can aspire to be half as awesome as he is.
All this for a low fee of your eternal gratitude!
Act now and sign up within the next ten minutes and you will receive a free sticker of Tag Swagger merchandise so his awesomeness may radiate towards you.
Now That's What I Call Swagger!
Helpless rejects and sniffling whiners need not apply. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
If your erection lasts for more than four hours, stop watching porn. Possible side effects may include p***s envy and a**l leakage. If you are pregnant or nursing, then hey girl, how's it going? This class is not suitable for children.
((This will be a group roleplay with various prompts as individual tests of your character's ability to present themselves as confident, trustworthy, and charming while using deception and manipulation techniques. It is highly advised for any Infilitration officers, and to all officers of the Negaverse as a whole.))
Sign Ups:
1. Lieutenant Rutile (Saint Sergio)
2. Corrupted Super Sailor Warhol (Daekie)
3. Captain Proustite (wuthering gee)
4. Lieutenant Vanadinite (Sylent Nyte)
5. Lieutenant Pyrophanite (Pixie Nyxie)
6. Captain Amethyst (baby_gwing)
7.
8.
9.
10.
etc.
