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 Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:47 am
Buck-O-Nine - Drink and FightI stumbled in at 2am,
all drunk and full of smoke,
My wife said "I have had enough!
that's it, i'm sick, get out!",
so I stumbled down to Kelly's Pub,
across the edge of town,
and I told the boys me story,
and we had another round.
The crowd waits for Mikey McKay to make his entrance while hearing his new theme song.
Oh, we'll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and
fight! [2x]
And I might see a pretty girl,
I'll sleep with her tonight,
Yes, we'll drink and drink and drink and
drink and drink and drink and fight!
Out comes Mikey with a six pack of bottled beer before downing the first one in six seconds. Then he downs the second in the same amount of time before darting down the ramp with the six pack still in hand.
And Mary McGregor,
well she was a pretty whore,
she'd always greet you with a smile,
and never lock her door.
But on the day she died,
I'll admit it sounded weak,
for Mary McGregor finally got some sleep.
Next Mikey makes it to the steps and downs the third beer before walking up the steps and downing the fourth before finally stepping through the ropes.
Oh, we'll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and
fight! [2x]
And I might see a pretty girl,
I'll sleep with her tonight,
Yes, we'll drink and drink and drink and
drink and drink and drink and fight!
Mikey then steps up to the middle turnbuckle and downs the last two beers simultaneously! He then steps down and waits for his opponent.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:49 am
Thousand Foot Krutch- Let The Sparks Fly"Let The Sparks Fly..." The lights around the arena darken again as TFK's new hit blares through the arena. A spotlight shines in the center of the ring as flames start blasting through the entrance ramp. ZERO walked with purpose out of the fire and into the spotlight, glaring at the crowd before fixing McKay with a stare even worse than the one he gave Draven. He was totally focused on his opponent. He had underestimated McKay, and had recieved his first loss as a result. Now, he was 1-1 with the win over Draven, but he was here to kick this Irishman's a** all over the ring. "There's No Such Thing As Maybe,
Burn It Like It's Fading,
No More Hesitating,
Let The Sparks Fly Baby!
Drive It Like You're Racing,
You Can Call Me Crazy,
I'm Just Tired Of Waiting,
Let The Sparks Fly Baby!!!" ZERO begins his slow walk down the ramp, as flames follow him, shooting from the ramp itself now, instead of the stage area. "Give Me One If It's Real,
And Two If You Can Feel It,
Give Me Three Signs That You're Awake..." "And His Opponent, From Dayton, Ohio, Weighing In At 139 lbs, The Demon of Destiny....ZERO!!!!!!!" "It Only Takes One Spark,
For Two To Fall Apart,
And Three More To Blow It Away..." ZERO hit the ring as the chorus started and the lights came on around the arena. He climbed up on the turnbuckle, glaring at his opponent, and jumped into the ring. He gave a small smile at the thought of what he was going to do. He lost to this man in his first ever DHW match, and that was all due to underestimation. He now knew what the Irishman was capable of. And he was prepared for a fight.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 4:36 pm
The bell rang and Mikey was ready to crush this kid yet again. The Irishman charged in, looking to clothesline ero right out of his boots before he could get going!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:06 am
Once again, ZERO was surprised by the Irishman's quickness as he fell to the mat. His breath left him, and he thought so he wants to do this quickly, huh? Okay, we'll do this. Slowly getting back up, he cautiously moved in for a lock-up.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:39 am
Mikey smirked at the rookie as he looked for a lock up. The Celtic Cannon quickly accepted before attempting to push Zero all the way to the corner. If able to do so, Mikey will then try to toss the rookie all the way to the center of the ring!
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:39 pm
((Auto Hit))
Mikey sends Zero flying with quite the show over power as the newbie lands flat on his back! Mikey then charges in looking to hit a senton splash onto Zero while he's still on the canvas!
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:56 am
ZERO hit the mat dazed, already aware from their first encounter of the Irishman's power. He couldn't win in a battle of strength, so he had to win in a battle of speed. He attempted to find the breath to roll away, and couldn't, so he did the only thing he could think of, bringing his knees up.
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:19 pm
Mikey grunts in pain as he holds the lower part of his back after landing on ZERO's knees. He quickly gets back onto his hands and knees, ready to charge back up to his feet and try blasting Zero in the throat with his big Celtic Forearm!
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:57 pm
((Auto hit))
Mikey wallops Zero with his forearm sending the young rookie down to the canvas and rolling out of the ring. Mikey now climbs up the middle turnbuckle and points towards Zero as if a means to tell the youngster "Get back in the ring!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:05 am
ZERO rolls out with the intention of taking a breather, but the sight of McKay pointing at him, calling him out, fills him with rage. His opponent made a fool out of him once, and here he was again, doing the same thing.
He ran around the ring and slid in, charging McKay in the corner, looking for a clothesline.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:02 am
Zero rushes in and Mikey is more than happy to greet the rookie with a diving shoulder block from the second rope!
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:01 am
ZERO was surprised yet again by the Irishman, as he finds himself hitting the mat for the umpteenth time. He looked to grab for McKay, to try to attempt a submission as they fell, but he couldn't reach, so he did the only thing he could do...roll out again.
Dammit! he thought. He's got me on the retreat again.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:33 am
Mikey now stands back up to the corner and sits himself on the top like the late great Eddie Guerrero while motioning to the ring announcer to grab the nearby cooler and open it. Once the announcer does so, he tosses Mikey one of the beers from inside of it which Mikey happily slams down in 6 seconds!
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:00 pm
ZERO was furious by this point, and wasn't going to let any opportunity slip away from him. He ran and grabbed McKay's foot as he was drinking the beer, attempting to pull him off the top.
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