Your character has been requested by a villager to kill an oversized, angry insanity-fused basilisk minipet. For some reason, they also want you to do this without your clothes.
You are given a towel to wear, and must go out and destroy the basilisk. The basilisk has 30 HP. You have 30 HP and regular dice mechanics*, because somehow not having your clothes has made you weaker. The basilisk does -3 damage every time you hit it. *By "regular dice mechanics," please use the dice equivalent to your student's level. If your character is a Y1 student or a guest, please use 2d6-6. If your character is Y2, use 2d8-6, etc.
- If you roll double dice at any point of this fight, your towel comes off, and you end up accidentally flashing everyone! You must leave the thread (battle) in embarrassment (your character cannot fight any more, though others can succeed you.
gaia_star If you and your team successfully defeat it, you get a basilisk eye. It is considered a quest item. Add it to your quest item list
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:03 pm
Hel was incredibly annoyed, and not for the right reasons. She wasn't annoyed that she had to fork over her clothes to go fight an insane basilisk. She wasn't annoyed about being indecent in front of poor Brenley (she was never afraid of that in front of anyone, after all). She most certainly wasn't annoyed about any potential harm that could come from being scantily clad.
No.
She was annoyed she was given a towel to cover herself up in the first place.
The reaper marched up the path, seething, holding up her towel, before she snapped. "It can not contain this!" She screamed like a war cry, and ripped the flimsy towel off her body, only to let it go in the wind, and didn't even give it a second thought as it flew off. Naked as the day she sprung from the pumpkin, she stood proud and defiant of things called towels, and held out a hand to summon her spear.
"All or nothing!" She cried. "TO BATTLE, BRENLEY!" She was about to turn, but she paused, the heat momentarily leaving her eyes as she stared at the other reaper.
"Do not tell my beau."
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Character Name:Hel Selie Faction: Alumni Reaper Valkyrie Appearance: HERE Miasma meter --
Items obtained: Machalite Ore
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Let this hot mess commence <3
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:45 pm
Brenley wasn't annoyed at all. He was resigned. Of course it would be Hel who the villagers would ask him to fight some rabid creature with. Of course the two of them would have to do it in towels. Of course Hel would rip said towel off of her person and thr—
dear jack, no.
Time slowed as the pristine square of decency-covering whiteness billowed through the air and landed several feet away. The boil tried to keep his eyes averted from the reaperflesh before him, but he might have caught sight of more of the ghoul than he had ever wanted to before his world sped up again. He wasn't looking at her by the time she addressed him, though he nodded in response to her request just so she would go away. Then he rushed forward, practically denuding himself as he skidded to his knees and retrieved her towel, tying it around his head as a bulky, makeshift blindfold.
"To battle," he muttered. If he could figure out where the battle was.
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Character Name:Brenley Faction: Reaper / Sorcerer / Alumni Appearance: x in two towels Miasma meter: 0 / 100 Items obtained: powderstone, whale fin, herbivore egg, machalite ore Items lost: dignity
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beautifu ;;
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:23 pm
"YA!" Hel raised her spear triumphantly, pointing it like a charge up the path. Brenley skidded by on his knees though, and Hel's spear lowered a bit as she stared at the reaper, baffled. "Uh, Brenley."
She lowered her spear completely, and marched right on over to the reaper, grabbing an edge of the towel and trying to lift it up to get a peak at his eyes. "Brenley! Have you lost your mind, man? How will you see if you are wearing the towel over your eyes!?" She clearly didn't think he was covering his eyes because of her.
A devious thought then came to mind, and Hel teasingly pulling on the towel as she grinned at him. "Or did you want the towel because it was pressed against my soft and supple flesh~?" She leaned in and whispered:
"Does it smell like me?"
Hel Troll Selie.
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Character Name:Hel Selie Faction: Alumni Reaper Valkyrie Appearance: HERE Miasma meter --
Items obtained: Machalite Ore
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maybe Dignity will be a victory battle loot /cries
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:23 pm
He let out the tiniest whiny yelp, yanking the second towel away from his face completely. Clearly he had not considered smelling Hel at all, and now that he was (considering it, not... well), he wished to stop right away.
"No. No no no no no," he said, hopping to his feet and reluctantly dropping his only protection from bearing witness to all of Valhalla. He kept his eyes firmly shut instead as he raised his hands to move her out of the way, reconsidering that almost immediately as well. He didn't think he could blush any harder, but if he happened to touch her, he would surely try.
Eyes still closed, he tried to edge past, summoning his own blades as he did. Maybe if she tried to block his path, he'd accidentally stab her. The thought made him smirk, though he didn't share why.
"Is it here? I'll do fine with my eyes closed, watch." He checked his own towel, then crouched slightly, arms spread wide like he was trying to calm some velociraptors.
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Character Name:Brenley Faction: Reaper / Sorcerer / Alumni Appearance: x in a towel Miasma meter: 0 / 100 Items obtained: powderstone, whale fin, herbivore egg, machalite ore Items lost: dignity
"No means yes!" Hel sing songed back at him, and then continued to stare at him skeptically. She didn't move as he reached out to her, and then apparently changed his mind. A brow then quirked as he too summoned his weapons, and bumped her.
"Suit yourself then, Brenners--" Hel replied, and luckily the appearance of a raging mini-Basilisk saved the reaper from Hel degrading the conversation into poking fun at Brenley's basilisk or suggesting a pair of velociraptors he could really calm. The wingless valkyrie turned towards the sound, raising her spear--and then let out a bark of laughter.
"Brenley! The basilisk has the towel stuck on it's face!" No wonder if was so mad!
Not wasting anymore time, the reaper lunged towards the mini, pulling back her spear and swinging it around in an arc to strike it.
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HP: 27 / 30 DMG: 7
Basilisk HP: 23 / 30
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Character Name:Hel Selie Faction: Alumni Reaper Valkyrie Appearance: HERE Miasma meter --
As it turned out, fighting with one's eyes closed was unnecessarily difficult. Brenley did try for a couple of swipes, using the basilisk's scuffling and Hel's helpful shouting to vaguely determine where he was supposed to be, but all of those swipes still missed. Fine.
He tilted his face skyward, then opened his eyes very, very slowly. He would be safe if he only looked at the minipet. The boil glanced down at the ground, then up again. Nope. That was not a basilisk. Still, he hurried forward, slicing the creature he had located in his periphery.
He pondered simply giving up his attempts at Hel censorship. She didn't seem to mind, and the sooner this was over with, the sooner he could return to a life that didn't involve naked ghouls. At least not right now. Naked ghouls in the future were not off the table. Bren sighed. He was not thinking about this.
"I'M LOOKING NOW," he announced unnecessarily.
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HP: 27 / 30 DMG: 7
Basilisk HP: 16 / 30
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Character Name:Brenley Faction: Reaper / Sorcerer / Alumni Appearance: x in a towel Miasma meter: 0 / 100 Items obtained: powderstone, whale fin, herbivore egg, machalite ore Items lost: innocence
Lucyal
basilisks and velociraptors will never be the same /single tear
Hel's decisions would come to bite her in the a**.
Literally.
She turned back towards Brenley, briefly keeping her own eyes off the insane mini with a wicked grin. "Oh ya!? You better get yourself a good eye full then--OW!"
Hel's decisions came to bite her in the a**.
The basilisk came and got itself some.
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY!"
The reaper's spear dissipated as she shot from the basilisk who had bit her derriere, and she flew by Brenley like a bat out of...hel. "MOTHER-JACKIN' SON OF BIT--" Then there came some other words--good thing there weren't any scarelings around!
"SLAY IT, BRENLEY! SLAY IT!" She shrieked.
"I WILL BE AVENGED!"
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HP: 27 / 30 DMG: 0
Basilisk HP: 16 / 30
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Character Name:Hel Selie Faction: Alumni Reaper Valkyrie Appearance: HERE Miasma meter --
He couldn't really afford to be embarrassed once Hel was moving too quickly to see. Brenley had missed exactly what had happened to her, but apparently it was up to him to... beat the basilisk now.
"Yes! I'm slaying it!" he shouted, racing after the thing and slashing it across its back. It stumbled and didn't fall, but Bren backed away anyway. "Are you going to dissipate?" She was sure shrieking like she was. "I think it's almost dead."
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HP: 24 / 30 DMG: 14
Basilisk HP: 2 / 30
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Character Name:Brenley Faction: Reaper / Sorcerer / Alumni Appearance: x in a towel Miasma meter: 0 / 100 Items obtained: powderstone, whale fin, herbivore egg, machalite ore Items lost: innocence
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;;
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:39 pm
"NO!" Hel replied indignantly. "I am not going to dissipate! It takes more than a bite to the a** to fell the mighty Hel Selie!"
Said Mighty Hel Selie had her hands on her a** because ow.
"Finish it, Brenners! FINISH IT! Reclaim my honor! We shall make a bag out of it's hide! Then it shall be worn and paraded proudly upon a shoulder to the world! The basilisk will know shame and humiliation and defeat as nothing more than a stylish ACCESSORY!"
Hel was pretty content being Brenley's personal FEARleader---if not back seat slayer at the moment.
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HP: 27 / 30 DMG: 0
Basilisk HP: 2 / 30
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Character Name:Hel Selie Faction: Alumni Reaper Valkyrie Appearance: HERE Miasma meter --
Items obtained: Machalite Ore
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Welp worry Bren I don't think you'll get your innocence back...
Character Name:Brenley Faction: Reaper / Sorcerer / Alumni Appearance: x in a towel Miasma meter: 0 / 100 Items obtained: powderstone, whale fin, herbivore egg, machalite ore, more of my ire Items lost: n/a
All of his deep thoughts only took seven seconds or so to cross his mind, though he might have continued to entertain them had he not been hissed at from a rather alarmingly close distance. As it turned out, declaring the basilisk 'almost dead' had been jumping the gun a little. Bren swiped at it again, barely grazing the beast. Now it was almost dead.
He looked up at Hel, shrugging in apology.
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HP: 15 / 30 DMG: 1
Basilisk HP: 1 / 30
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Character Name:Brenley Faction: Reaper / Sorcerer / Alumni Appearance: x in a towel Miasma meter: 0 / 100 Items obtained: powderstone, whale fin, herbivore egg, machalite ore Items lost: his RPer
Lucyal
this is the level of fail i wanted earlier
y brenlee
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:27 am
Hel made a loud frustrated sound as Brenley...didn't finish it off. After a moment she could only stare at him dumbfounded, and then after another moment her bitten a** was forgotten. She marched right on over to the reaper, bowing up to him as she planted her hands on her hips.
"Who did you blow to get your diploma from Amity, boyo!?" She cried, exasperated. "FIGHT, MAN, FIGHT!"
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HP: 27 / 30 DMG: 0
Basilisk HP: 1 / 30
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Character Name:Hel Selie Faction: Alumni Reaper Valkyrie Appearance: HERE Miasma meter --
He hadn't forgotten that she was naked, but it had been easier to ignore when it had been over there. Now it was over here again, and he moved quickly in the hopes that it might leave again soon.
Only after he had jabbed the basilisk and it was reluctantly dying did he consider her words.
"Who did I...? I... I did no such thing! I'll have you know that some people graduate from academic institutions for academic reasons, not fiddling around with spears or... or... other... things!" He was about 68% sure she had been joking to get him to stop daydreaming, but as usual, embarrassment trumped coherent thought. It even overrode his concern that anyone learn he had graduated at all, at least for a moment. "You... don't say that to anyone else!"
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HP: 12 / 30 DMG: 3
Basilisk HP: -2 / 30
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Character Name:Brenley Faction: Reaper / Sorcerer / Alumni Appearance: x in a towel Miasma meter: 0 / 100 Items obtained: powderstone, whale fin, herbivore egg, machalite ore, complete mortification
Lucyal
i am the most sorriest 4eva i got caught up in rolling for west's snek and playing with lyle and leveling in dragon age inquisition so i wouldn't be decimated by the new dlc
BUT EVERY DAY I LOOKED AT THIS TAG AND SAID HOW CAN I LEAVE THIS GLORY FOR ANOTHER DAY WHOOPS IT'S 2AM GOTTA SLEEP
