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 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:34 pm
The crowd is silent, all of a sudden, Taylor's theme song interrupted the silence.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL MY STOMACH HURTS!"
The 7 foot 3 inch tall, 700 pound behemoth would walk out slowly.
Taylor's theme song would play loudly throughout the arena, many fans scared, disgusted and confused.
Taylor would look at the kids in the front row and yelled at them.
"BE MY FRIEND OR I'LL EAT YOU!" the beast would scare the children. She made her way to the ring, slowly but surely. Once in the ring, The Tay Show was handed a microphone.
"All right you hicks..."
She would start breathing heavily.
"GIVE ME MY DAMN KFC!"
A CWF official would throw a bucket of KFC at her. Taylor would grab the bucket and took a chicken leg. She proceeded to eat it, chewing loudly into the microphone.
"Okay.. I'm here.. because.. hold on a sec.."
Taylor swallowed the chicken bone whole and burped loudly.
"Ah, that hit the spot. Now, I'm here to take over! Enough of your Undertakers, Big Shows, Golbergs winning the belt. IT'S TIME FOR THE TAY SHOW! AND I DON'T CARE WHO I HAVE TO EAT-- sorry, I meant-- I DON'T CARE WHO I HAVE TO BEAT TO SHOW MY DOMINANCE, I WILL RULE CWF WITH AN IRON FIST. I WON'T STAND FOR ALL YOU WELL BUILT, MUSCULAR, LEAN GUYS BEING ON THE POSTERS.. GIVE FAT PEOPLE A CHANCE! YOU DISCRIMINATE ME DUE TO MY SIZE BUT I AM PRETTIER THAN ANY DIVA ON THE ROSTER!" Taylor roared into the microphone. All of a sudden, Taylor started shedding tears.
"The truth is... *sob* the truth is I only have 69 days left until my diabetes, my cholestoral and my heart disease catch up with me. After 69 days, my time as a wrestler and as a human is slowly ending."
Taylor gets angry again. "I SWORE TO MY PAPA THAT I'LL SEE HIM AGAIN WITH A BELT ON MY WAIST! 2015 IS THE YEAR OF TAY! I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY AND MY WIFE THAT I WILL BE BURIED WITH THE GOLD, DAMN IT! THIS IS FOR YOU PAPA!" Taylor would begin to cry as she started eating the chicken in the KFC bucket again. Taylor would wipe her tears with the fried chicken breasts inside the bucket. "WHOEVER SAYS I CAN'T DO IT, COME OUT NOW YOU b*****d! I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I SWORE TO PAPA, AND NOW I'LL KILL YOUR SKINNY a**!" Taylor waited for a challenger.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:19 pm
why are taylor jokes still relevant?
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:21 pm
lmao whuttt why are taylor jokes still relevant? Nostalgia is always relevant, my friend.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:31 pm
Adam Joseph Copeland lmao whuttt why are taylor jokes still relevant? Nostalgia is always relevant, my friend. true xd wait wtf bruce o_o
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:40 pm
lmao whuttt Adam Joseph Copeland lmao whuttt why are taylor jokes still relevant? Nostalgia is always relevant, my friend. true xd wait wtf bruce o_o The one and only.
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