Joey Garcia stands in the back, looking up at the ceiling in a heroic pose before looking at the camera and smiling. " Oh hello! Didn't see you there. My name is Joey Garcia. I am CWF's newest Superstar and one of it's best rookies going forward. How do I know this? Because I am going to be one of the best WRESTLERS in this business. You see I believe there isn't an awfully lot of wrestling in wrestling anymore. I mean look at this roster, my competition"

" You guys who do so many flips in a match the C in CWF should stand for Circus! You got guys who think this is boxing or some stupid backyard promotion, throwing fists and hitting people with foreign objects. And then you let in these big lumbering guys who are either too fat to get to the ring quickly or guys who think this is a body building promotion!"

" Well, fans no more. I, Joey Garcia promise to be the best WRESTLER in this company. When I eventually become champion here I will personally change the image of wrestling every where. No longer will our business be looked down upon by the masses. I promise to bring back respect and admiration to REAL wrestling!"