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 Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:18 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:44 pm
Mikey McKay's new theme song hits the PA system as the Celtic Cannon begins his intense march from one side of the stage to the other before going back to the center. He then bounces side to side on his toes until the word "GO!" is heard from the song, causing green pyrotechnics to blast right in front of him. McKay then marches down the ramp with his gaze fixed on the ring.
"From Skerries, Ireland, weighing in at 295 pounds, the Celtic Cannon, Mikey McKay!"
"For those who buried their sons
Under Bone White Crosses
For those who saw their daughters
Virtues were taken by invading forces
They Promised the century to you
And all you did was count the dead
And pray for Merciful release
In the longest and the darkest night"
Mikey then enters the ring, taking off his black t shirt that has a cannon shooting out a shamrock, before awaiting the arrival of his opponent.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:38 pm
The twanging of the airy guitar hit the PA system, and the fans stood up in excitement and reverence of the Old and Pissed Off. The stage was still raised enough for an opening to appear in the center of it while the lights changed into an eerie blue and indigo color that cooled the mood. It was slow, it was plodding, but it was surely Shadow who was being raised up from under the stage, sitting in his rocking chair. Moving back and forth, he simply sat and stared forward while the Porcupine Tree song played into the lyrics, even after the elevator had reached the apex.Sunlight. Coming Through The Haze.
No Gaps In The Blind
To Let It Inside
The Bed Is Unmade
Some Music Still Plays
TV. Yeah It's Always On.
The Flicker On The Screen
A Movie Actress Screams
I'm Basking In The s**t
Flowing Out Of It[And from the Land of the Setting Sun, weighing in at two hundred and twenty-nine pounds, Shadow!]Shadow was slow to rise, giving off a feeling that he was older even still than he looked, but the wiser fans and wrestlers knew that it was a mistake to think that they could take advantage of Shadow's age, or that he wasn't still extremely dangerous as a human being and a wrestler. The look was a front, the legendary wrestler was more than able and capable. Shadow politely dusted himself off and gave a gentle bow, before making his way down to the ring, ignoring most of the fan reactions at ringside, whether positive or negative. He had only one focus right now.I'm Stoned. In The Mall Again.
Terminally Bored.
Shuffling 'Round The Stores.
And Shoplifting Is Getting
So Last Year's Thing.
X-Box. Is A God To Me.
A Finger On The Switch
My Mother Is A b***h
My Father Gave Up
Ever Trying To Talk To MeShadow slid into the ring, turning around as he did so, so that he ended up facing the stage that he'd come from rather than his opponent. He looked around as the fans cheered him and boo'd him thanks to his legendary status. He got up on all fours, then to one knee, before finally standing up tall. Shadow made his way over to one corner of the ring and carefully balanced himself climbing to the middle rope, before bending back and arching his head, spraying a putrid black mist into the air above the ring. Shadow turned and hopped off the turnbuckle, crouching in the corner, ready to begin the humbling.How Can I Be Sure I'm Here?
The Pills That I've Been Taking Confuse Me.
I Need To Know That Someone Sees That
There's Nothing Left
I Simply Am Not Here.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:57 am
Shadow was crouched in the corner as the bell rang and that was a good opening for Mikey. The Celtic Cannon went right in at Shadow, looking to fire both feet right into the Legends crouching body!
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:23 pm
The blasted ref was in Shadow's line of vision which gave Mikey the element of surprise and a free dropkick. Kicked into the turnbuckles, Shadow rolled out of the ring and spilled hard on to the floor clutching his chest as the match began.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:21 pm
As Shadow rolls to the outside, Mikey is quick to follow right after. The Celtic Cannon looks to knee Shadow right in the ribs!
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:19 pm
As Shadow buckled from the rib shot, the ref in the ring leaned over the ropes and urged the two to get back into the ring. He started the ten count with less than a minute into the fray.
ONE....
TWO...
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:27 pm
Mikey didn't really heed any of the refs warnings quite yet. He instead grabbed a nearby chair from a stage hand, looking to smack it over the Legends Back! Gotta love No DQ!
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 5:09 am
((Auto Hit))
The chair shot is good as Shadow Crumbles in a heap. McKay then looks to jab the chair in Shadows ribs!
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 11:54 am
Well thanks to the stupid ref, Shadow was looking like a chump right now. Taking so many cheap shots early, he was bound to take another one to the gut so quickly. Gasping for air, he began to crawl away as he hoped to pull himself up by clutching on the apron.
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:00 pm
Well Mikey has no problem letting Shadow get away, he's really not going too far now is he? McKay then runs to into the ring on the side closest to Shadow, chair still in hand. Once Shadow tries to roll back into the ring, McKay will try to baseball slide the chair into Shadow's face!
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:53 pm
Well it looked like the Irish douche canoe wouldn't let Shadow into the ring as he ate a whole chair by himself. Spilling back on to the floor, Shadow was now up against the announcer's table with a massive headache and hurt ribs.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:15 am
Mikey was now standing alone in the ring with his arms raised, causing the crowd to boo. "You call him a legend!? That man is your hero!? Ahahahahahaha!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:15 pm
Shadow pulled himself up, clutching his ribs as his gaze rose to Mikey in the ring. Murderous intentions radiated through his aura, being fueled by the cockiness of the youth before him. Finding the closest pair of stairs, Shadow climbed them, making his way back into the ring.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:38 am
Mikey then turned to face Shadow as he about to reenter the ring. The Celtic Cannon then drop to his knees to mock Shadow even further!
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