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"Oh my God, you a*****e." Maebe screeched out, from inside of the room. She opened the door a few seconds later, and immediately got down on her knees.

"If you scuffed my door with your boot, I'm going to use your hat to clean it off. For real." She checked the door for any marks, before standing up again. Her expression was appraising, despite the red circles around her eyes. Still, the black hipster glasses on her face lent a haughty look to her appraisal, which lasted several seconds.

"Yes. Good. Acceptable." She murmured, having decided he brought enough to sate her selfish needs, before letting him in.

"Um, excuse me. I think you mean, glasses look hot on me. I look hot no matter what." It was an important distinction, but admitting it made her smile in relief. She closed the door behind him, and perched her chin over his shoulder, while he unloaded his goods.

"I'll go with you. I'll even pay for it. Look how nice I am being. I'm the perfect woman. Nice and gorgeous." He had chocolate dipped rice krispies. God help her, her need was strong. She dove for them desperately, tearing into the box with ravenous intent.

"The glasses aren't permanent." She warned him through a mouthful of rice krispie treats. "So if you've got some weird fetish or fantasy, you'd better get it now, while you can. I am not wearing these once my vision's back to normal."

"I know, but the nerd look just isn't my thing. I mean, even if it looks good, I just can't look at myself in the mirror and be happy with what I see when these guys are on my face." She took the box of rice krispies back with her to her bed, propped it between her knees, and opened up another one.

"It would be like if you walked around with your shirt off all the time. Personally, I would be unable to keep my hands off you - but would you be happy with yourself? Or do you feel better when you've got those over-sized sweaters that almost swallow you up, on? Because I know you do, weirdo." She grinned, holding one of her hands out. "Give me a coke please?"

She took the coke out of his hand and immediately opened it. "I love it when you try to throw french at me." She leaned up until she was closer, and hooded her eyes. Vous devez être nu. Tout le temps." She plucked off a piece of her rice krispie, and popped it right into his mouth.

"You should be naked." She put another piece in his mouth. "All the time."

Maebe only knew sparse french, and it was all dirty.

She licked her fingers in deep contemplation. "True. But I think that's half the reason why I said it. I mean on the one hand, I get to see you naked all the time. On the other you are going to be totally embarrassed all the time. That's just a win win for me."

This time when she pulled off a piece, she popped it between her own lips smugly.

Maebe held the box. She had the power.

She pulled off a big, gooey piece and held it between her teeth.