This is where a fairly large percentage of the ORC hang their proverbial hats. Also, it's a cheap WWE ref. emotion_yatta
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:59 pm
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If Sirzechs had a nickel for every time Issei was trying to get out of teaching he'd be richer than God. The thought amused him slightly.
"Come on, Issei! I can sense you're here. Open up... We have something important to talk about." After a loud banging and crashing tumble down the steps Issei was finally there, looking asleep at noon.
"Lucifer? What's happening? Dad's not home yet, so you can't drink with--"
"Not that--well not this time. I'm here to talk to you."
"Me?"
"Yes, if you aren't too busy. May I come in for a little while?"
"Uh, sure..." So tea was poured, and the two devils talked about what was happening in Hell. Issei didn't see what was such a big deal. But, he was still young, infantile for a devil. Sirzechs explained the tournament and why he wanted him their.
"I've seen it happen, with my sister especially. Devils tend to fight their best when they're around you, and for the right reasons too. That's why I'd like it if you came with me to Hell to prepare for the tournament."
"Ok, let me get this straight. You want me to just be there... I don't have to fight, right? 'Cause I've sort of given up that life. I mean--"
"What good is fighting for boobs if you can't live long enough to enjoy them. Right. Well, I'd really appreciate it. And who knows, I hear you've become something of a celebrity in Hell... Especially with the ladies."
"L-Ladies!" Issei shot up and started packing. Before Sirzechs knew it he was standing by the door posting a sticky note for Rias and the fam. "Sir!"
"Man... It hasn't gotten any harder to manipulate you. No wonder Rias says you're the best pawn."
"Did you say something?" Issei was doing pushups by the door to work on his swullness.
"No, nothing. Might as well get this show on the road..."
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