Alright, just for the hell of it, I'm going to try for Koneko Toujou.
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:20 pm
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"Uwah! N-no, it's not like that at all." Outside the window a few voices could be heard, at first only by Koneko's ears alone but in time they grew louder. "Uh... What is it?" Issei didn't hear them at first, so Koneko's inevitable disgust seemed odd.
"Issei-sensei~!" They cried. "Give our panties back! Sensei~!" Meanwhile Issei was red. Koneko could find a lacey panty sticking out of his back pocket if she inspected him.
"Uh-uh... Isn't not what it looks like!"
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"You're right, it's much much worse than I thought, I wonder what Rias would say about this? Oh, look at this," She got up and snatched the panties out of his pocket, "this shouldn't be a surprise anymore. Being the biggest pervert around, I don't know what Rias sees in you, but I'm contemplating increasing you contract quota, as a punishment." She shoved the panties into chest, turning on her heel, going to the window, Koneko gazed out at the girls. There were at least five girls outside, all of which were looking Issei, so at that point, she didn't even care. Koneko moved away from the window, picking up the pamphlets, "But first, you're going to take care of these, or you're going to wish you hadn't been reborn."
From around the corner came Akeno with a maid outfit and a feather duster. Honestly, the place was spotless. She was probably just bored. Funny girl she was, always looking for a reason to dress up.
"Huehuehue, things are getting exciting around here, aren't they?" Said Akeno looking out the window. "Sorry girls, but naughty Issei's mine," she said wrapping a hand around Issei's cheek. "Oh no, it looks like you've been bad, haven't you Issei-kun? We'll just have to do something about that, won't we?" Before she started tormenting Issei she remembered there was something to tell Koneko.
"Oh! Rias wanted to talk to you when you had a moment. She should be out by the fountain right now." Then it was back to dealing with Issei... Poor lucky b*****d. /list]
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:30 pm
"If it gets me away from Issei, the lazy perv, I'll take it, he's all yours, Akeno." Koneko answered. Dropping the pamphlets back on the table, she went to the door and left the room, making her way out to the fountain, were Rias was waiting for her. Approaching the head of Grimory, Koneko moved next to her, "I got word you wanted to see me, so I came as soon as I could, what is it that you need me for?"
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"Ah, yes, good of you to come, Koneko. I trust life in the limelight hasn't gotten you too busy; there's something I'd like you to check on." A somewhat more serious look crept onto her face as she readied her next words. "It's about Issei. He's been acting funny lately, and I don't mean in the usual way. He's been coming home at irregular hours, and as you might have noticed he's been skipping work; and that's something he never does."
The night was cool, a gentle breeze pushed Rias' hair seemingly to give her something to fidget with. Moonlight banked off her eyes and beamed their message of worry straight into Koneko's brain. "Rough him up a little if you have too, but don't hurt him... I mean, I need to you find out why he's doing this." She caught herself mid-worry and returned to the old leader Koneko saw most of.
Being no more than Rias's rook, she didn't have much of a choice in the matter, Koneko had to do as she was told, but she wasn't thrilled about it. Still, she could sense the worry in Rias, which was not normal in the least, just what was it that she saw in Issei, that made behave this way? Koneko couldn't ponder the question at the moment, it would have to wait for some other point in time, as she responded. "Very well, as much as it pains me, I'll keep an eye on the creep. Yet, I don't promise that won't harm him, you know how I feel about him, and his antics."
The next day things went on as normal. Koneko wouldn't notice anything out of the ordinary until it was about lunch time. Issei normally took his lunchbreaks with the rest of the teachers, admittedly a little undeservingly, in the teachers' lounge. Today he looked like he was trying to dig to America through the lawn behind the ORC. "Just a little... bit... more!"
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:45 pm
That night, Koneko went about her requests from clients, bagging a good amount of contracts for the Grimory house. Come the next day, everything was normal, as normal as it usually was, until midday, that's when things got interesting. Koneko noticed that Issei wasn't with the other teachers, that was her indication to do what Rias wanted her to do, "Alight, I guess I should go look for him, hopefully he isn't doing something overly stupid." Like a cat hunting, she searched the possible places he might be, the places with a high female concentration, turning up nothing.
This wasn't what she would normally be doing, if she wasn't tasked with keeping an eye on Issei, then Koneko would most likely be napping in the club room. Koneko was on her way there, when she heard some noise coming from behind the building, and like a curious cat, she went to investigate what it was. "Hmm, what are you up too? Let's see what happens." Koneko remained out of sight, her hazel eyes watching him closely, as he dug something up.
Eventually Issei would stop digging, feeling someone was watching him. He stood up and his head barely crested the top of the hole. "Oh! Koneko... How long have you been there?" At this range Koneko should be able to smell something was off. It was in fact the reason she was picked to investigate this strange Issei activity.
Koneko didn't think he'd see her, so when Issei stopped what he was doing and looked up, she froze, but he called out to her. There was no point in trying to hide now, Koneko stepped into sight, then walked over to the hole with a nonchalant demeanor. "Long enough, what the hell are you doing digging up the academy grounds? If you're digging your own grave, then I suggest you do it a little faster, before I bury you in that hole." She stood about a foot from the hole, as she stood with her hands on her hips, an irritated look on her face, as she gazed down at Issei.
The look on Issei's face was panicked. He didn't know what to say, finally he came up with something believable. "Uh-well, you see... Gasper and I" He itched his cheek nervously. "We're working on the next phase of my ultimate power. Soon all the boobies of the world will be mine!" His hands were groping the air like a mad scientists. He really looked like the Issei Koneko knew, but would Issei be so up front with his plans? This and the plainly un-Issei scent that emanates from the boy standing in the whole should be a dead giveaway that something is up.
"Ultimate power? What are you babbling about? You better start explaining yourself, unless you want to get hurt, then I'll be happy to oblige." Koneko told Issei, a dark look crossing her face, as she was serious about beating the answer out of him. Still, she could sense that part of what he said was true, yet his forward response was not like him, something was wrong about the whole thing. As she tried to figure what he was up to, the more annoyed she became with him, making Koneko want to just knock the answer out of Issei.
Before Koneko could do anything of the sort a tapping could be felt on her shoulder. "Oi, Koneko-chan... What's with the hole?" It was Issei. The other Issei. The Imposter immediately jumped out of the hole and landed on the other side of them. "WH-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Yiped the Issei who tapped Koneko's shoulder. The other had his hand up in a fist, cooley monologuing his triumphs.
"Soon enough the Oppai Network will be complete. Think of it, Issei-kun. Anywhere in the world there are breasts worthy of viewing, you will be immediately tuned in to experience their jiggly goodne--!"
Koneko jumped a little when she felt the tapping on her shoulder, followed by... Issei's voice? Turning to look at the second Issei, she was at a loss for words for a few seconds, until her mind caught up with her. "How the hell should I know!? I didn't even know there was two of you! I thought this one was the real you, since he's just as big a perv as you, but it was odd that he was so forward with his answers, that's what threw me off. Also, where have you been?" Koneko inquired, narrowing her eyes at him accusingly.
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:20 pm
If I don't see anything else on this thread within a week I'm going to start divvying up the canon characters between us crew.
With a smile and a little chuckle; the hero of khaos watched from the balcony as the little devil's squabbled among one another. The breeze felt lovely, the moonlight shined brightly! Cao Cao's mind watched carefully observing the one's that defeated Riser Phenex! Thinking to himself; "The little one has a bit of temper, The browned hair one is a lecherous prankster and the host of a heavenly dragon" Cao Cao let out a large grin on his face as he raised his mighty spear 'True Longinus' on his shoulder! "Best I make a strong introduction" Cao Cao thought with a grin than leaped from his spot on the balcony crashing in between Issei and Koneko!
Both Issei's turned to face Cao Cao like sunflowers. For one reason or another the false Issei also knew his name. "Cao Cao?" They said in unison. "How long have you been there?"
Cao Cao just smiled at the question; being an intelligent and highly skilled person he could tell with Issei was the false but found him rather ..amusing!
"Long enough Issei Hyoudou one and two" Cao Cao said with a smug grin ! Than planted his spear into the ground.."Tell me Hyoudu why are there two of you? And If I should spear one of you in the chest who should it be haha" Cao Cao said sarcastically with and laughter!
"Long enough! What's that supposed to mean?" The Issei who was digging jumped out of the hole to take his counterpart's side. The finished in unison, "I'm the one who's supposed to be watching people!" There was a pause, the Isseis looked at each other with mild disgust, then bro-ness.
"Ok that may sound jacked up now that I hear it," "But we're on a mission, damnit." "TOO SEE ALL DA BOOBIES!" The Rising sun exploded in the background, there were sakura everywhere flowing on the curling Kanagawa. But eventually it struck them.
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