Previously on Cartwright's Super Amazing Storyline, Staff Member Russo was outed as a man who would sabotage BBW just to create shocking moments by Cartwright. An enraged Russo set his army of EVIL NINJA CLOWNS on Cartwright, but Cartwright was saved by BBW newcomer Mike "The Rocker" and the deranged Andrew Styles.
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The camera fades-in to show backstage interviewer June Brown. She has been joined by the hated Staff Member Russo, the worst writer in the business. June looks annoyed by his mere presence.
June: "Staff Member Russo, you have requested this interview time for some reason. Are you about to announce a Viagra on a pole match?!"
Yes, he actually booked that once! Russo looks offended.
Russo: "No you silly old b***h! I'm here to talk about that limey d**k head, Cartwright!"
The crowd roars with cheers for The Extraordinary Englishman.
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
June: "OK. So the last time we saw you, you marched to the ring and forced Cartwright's match with Mad Dog to come to an early and abrupt end. He was in a submission hold and you came out and told the announcer that Cartwright lost. He never verbally or physically submitted. What's wrong with you?!"
Russo smirks at the question.
Russo: "Nobody else saw him submit, but I did! I was watching from my office and saw his eyes move up and down when the referee asked him if he gave up! I did that p***k a favor! He should thank me for saving his career!"
June rolls her eyes, nobody is believing a word that this Russo guy is saying.
June: "Now on to the next show. Cartwright defeated the BBW Television Champion, Marshall Lee, in record time by submission in a none title match. Tonight, he has not been rewarded with a BBW Television Championship match. Are you trying to hold Cartwright back because you hate him?!"
Russo laughs at the very suggestion.
Russo: "Please! I don't hate that Cartwright c**t! The ******** shitting b*****d c**k!"
Hmmmm.
Russo: "Everybody thinks Cartwright is sooooo great! Everybody thinks that he should be a champion! He's the English veteran who just doesn't quit and does what he does for the fans! Blah blah ******** blah! I see how it really is! Cartwright is nothing special! He has to wait at the back of the line, and he will STAY at the back of the line until he learns his lesson!"
June: "What lesson is that?!"
Russo: "That lesson is simple! Nobody disrespects MY authority!"
June: "You're just a writer!"
Russo looks mad bro.
Russo: "I'm not just a writer! I'm the greatest writer that the world has ever seen! That's why BBW has given me and trusted me with such power! I will not let BBW down! I will continue to punish this English anarchist until he learns my lesson!"
Crowd: "RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS!"
June: "Tonight, you put Cartwright in a match with the newcomer Carnage."
Russo: "Yes I did! You see, Cartwright accompanied Mike "The Rocker" to his match with Carnage two shows ago as a thank you for helping Cartwright against my EVIL NINJA CLOWNS! If I was Carnage, I would blame Cartwright for that loss and look for some revenge tonight!"
June: "What are your thoughts on Mike "The Rocker" and Andrew Styles for helping Cartwright?!"
Russo: "I'll let Mike off for now, he is new to BBW and doesn't know what he is doing! Andrew Styles is just a mentally challenged simpleton. If either men continue to get in my way, they will also need to learn the same lesson as Cartwright!"
June: "Thanks for your time, I guess."
Russo: "CUNTWRIGHT WILL LEARN!!!"
The camera fades-out with Russo pushing the frail old June to the ground, earning him a chorus of jeers.
Other stuff that happened on the show here and Cartwright's match here!
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The camera fades-in to show backstage interviewer June Brown. She has been joined by the hated Staff Member Russo, the worst writer in the business. June looks annoyed by his mere presence.
June: "Staff Member Russo, you have requested this interview time for some reason. Are you about to announce a Viagra on a pole match?!"
Yes, he actually booked that once! Russo looks offended.
Russo: "No you silly old b***h! I'm here to talk about that limey d**k head, Cartwright!"
The crowd roars with cheers for The Extraordinary Englishman.
Crowd: "CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY! CARTY!"
June: "OK. So the last time we saw you, you marched to the ring and forced Cartwright's match with Mad Dog to come to an early and abrupt end. He was in a submission hold and you came out and told the announcer that Cartwright lost. He never verbally or physically submitted. What's wrong with you?!"
Russo smirks at the question.
Russo: "Nobody else saw him submit, but I did! I was watching from my office and saw his eyes move up and down when the referee asked him if he gave up! I did that p***k a favor! He should thank me for saving his career!"
June rolls her eyes, nobody is believing a word that this Russo guy is saying.
June: "Now on to the next show. Cartwright defeated the BBW Television Champion, Marshall Lee, in record time by submission in a none title match. Tonight, he has not been rewarded with a BBW Television Championship match. Are you trying to hold Cartwright back because you hate him?!"
Russo laughs at the very suggestion.
Russo: "Please! I don't hate that Cartwright c**t! The ******** shitting b*****d c**k!"
Hmmmm.
Russo: "Everybody thinks Cartwright is sooooo great! Everybody thinks that he should be a champion! He's the English veteran who just doesn't quit and does what he does for the fans! Blah blah ******** blah! I see how it really is! Cartwright is nothing special! He has to wait at the back of the line, and he will STAY at the back of the line until he learns his lesson!"
June: "What lesson is that?!"
Russo: "That lesson is simple! Nobody disrespects MY authority!"
June: "You're just a writer!"
Russo looks mad bro.
Russo: "I'm not just a writer! I'm the greatest writer that the world has ever seen! That's why BBW has given me and trusted me with such power! I will not let BBW down! I will continue to punish this English anarchist until he learns my lesson!"
Crowd: "RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS!"
June: "Tonight, you put Cartwright in a match with the newcomer Carnage."
Russo: "Yes I did! You see, Cartwright accompanied Mike "The Rocker" to his match with Carnage two shows ago as a thank you for helping Cartwright against my EVIL NINJA CLOWNS! If I was Carnage, I would blame Cartwright for that loss and look for some revenge tonight!"
June: "What are your thoughts on Mike "The Rocker" and Andrew Styles for helping Cartwright?!"
Russo: "I'll let Mike off for now, he is new to BBW and doesn't know what he is doing! Andrew Styles is just a mentally challenged simpleton. If either men continue to get in my way, they will also need to learn the same lesson as Cartwright!"
June: "Thanks for your time, I guess."
Russo: "CUNTWRIGHT WILL LEARN!!!"
The camera fades-out with Russo pushing the frail old June to the ground, earning him a chorus of jeers.
Other stuff that happened on the show here and Cartwright's match here!
