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 Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:52 pm
"The following contest is a tag team match, and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."
Weather: Thick clouds, humid.
Wind: 4 mph
Temperature: 51 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 9:46 pm
A signal shined from the sky that appeared to be a uniquely shaped helmet.
'Save us Action b*****d! Save us!' a woman's voice could be heard from the speakers.
The tron pulled up a video of what appeared to be a cave, various memorabilia (such as wrestling stuff, news clippings, giant statues, etc) scattered the cave . A man sitting behind a chair was watching a video screen of past wrestling matches. Picking up his helmet, he put it on his head. His back to the camera.
"This looks like a call for ACTION!" he shouted triumphantly, giving a heroic pose to the camera. 'And I am the b*****d to do just that!' he gave a hearty laugh as he put on his cape, and hopped on his custom motorcycle.
ACTION b*****d....TO ACTION!' he shouted as he drove from out of the cave
Bruce Springston's 'Born in the U.S.A' hit the speakers
Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Got in a little hometown jam so they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land to go and kill the yellow man
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "son if it was up to me"
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said "son don't you understand now"
Had a brother at Khe Sahn fighting off the Viet Cong
They're still there he's all gone
He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now
Down in the shadow of penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I'm ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run ain't got nowhere to go
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a long gone daddy in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking daddy in the U.S.A.
There was a defining motorcycle rumble, as the Action b*****d raced out from back, on his signature motorcycle.
"Making his way to the ring, from Gainsville, TX weighing in at 250lbs, standing at 6'5" he is the original, The Action b*****d!' the lady in the crowd that wanted rescuing spoke.
The Action b*****d, leaped off of his bike as it parked itself. Standing on the top turnbuckle in a triumphant pose, he awaited his partner and opponents.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 12:41 pm
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and ghouls!
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of..
Delight! Horror! Fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command!
Your every whimsical desire brought to life!
But I'm warning you..
There's always a price!
Welcome to the greatest show unearthed!The Greatest Show Unearthed by Creature Feature played throughout the arena after it had gone dark. Something you think wrestling fans would grow accustomed to. Well some did, but it was still fun to play along wasn't it? Anyway the big old titantron cycled through many, many match highlights of the two as the song played on. All the while a ring of fire had flared up center of the stage and two people rose up. They stood back to back until the platform came to a stop, then they both stepped out of the circle and began the trek down the ramp. "AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE POUNDS.......THE WITCH CLAIRE HAWKINS....THE SUICIDAL ONE MATT DRAVEN...........GOTHIKA EXTTTTTTTTTTTREME!Half way down the ramp, Matt broke out into a sprint and slid into the ring headfirst. He then hopped up and ran across the ring and hopped up onto the second turnbuckle of one of the ring posts, where he performed his signature taunt. He would then hop down and walk over to the other three ring posts and repeat said taunt. Meanwhile, Claire simply walked down the ramp and up the steps. Then into the ring. It wasn't anything fancy, but she had a rather large task in front of her. While she loved her friend and his antics, sometimes he needed to focus and stay focused throughout the time. Nonetheless, Claire took her coat of while Matt paced around the ring in antcipation. It was time to get Extreme! Gothica style! 
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 9:20 am
The Action b*****d, the Original one continued posing triumphantly, even after his opponents' less than stellar entrance. It was as if they were just present.
His partner however was no where to be seen.
"This presents a problem... No matter, The Action b*****d shall rise to the occasion! Come nefarious Gothica! I shall fight you myself!"
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 1:05 pm
The man had a bike that could park itself! Any entrance would be found lacking in comparison! That b*****d! Other then Matt being jealous over the bike, he couldn't quite believe what he had heard. He was going to battle both of them by himself? That didn't seem like a good idea, but he wasn't one to talk therefore he simply looked over to his partner. They then both shrugged in unison before charging at The Action b*****d and attempting to drop him with a tandem dropkicks to the knees!
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 9:32 pm
As the b*****d watched the duo of Claire and Draven charge at him, the man of action could only do one thing... Or two.. Either take whatever hit they were going to do or move out of the way. And yet, the man of action, the b*****d knew there was another option.. Charge head on!
As the duo ran towards him, he ran towards them and attempted to leap and jump with a "b*****d! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!' (which he'd yell out as he did it) perhaps the whole ordeal would end in a cluster ********!
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 12:59 pm
Both Matt and Claire had one singular thought at that particular moment as they both saw Action b*****d jumping at them,'Oh s**t.'! The double clothesline connected and both of them flipped backwards in mid air before colliding with the canvas. Claire would roll towards the ropes while Matt would try to scramble back up to his feet.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 8:18 pm
"WAAAAAIT!!! Wait wait waaaait! I'm here, I'm here!"The audience turned to the stage to see...ANOTHER Action b*****d?!  Well it was, in fact, true. The original Action b*****d's partner had finally arrived. While he looked nearly identical to the original, The Other One carried a stupid smirk across his face. He was also busy adjusting his pants and belt; he did appear to be very late. His music was not playing, nor was there a video. The other one, finally done with his adjustments, ran down the ramp and slid into the ring. He approached his partner. "Sorry for being late; you know how I get when I watch Chuck Norris. Now then, let me help you with these villains!"
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:35 pm
"Chuck Norris hmm? You're forgiven, he's a great man of action, in fact! I sport his Action Jeans in casual wear!' Action b*****d gave a hearty laugh, turning to face his partner.
"Glad to see you arrived fellow b*****d of action, let's take down these Ne'er-do-wells with the power of action, b*****d style!' The Original Action b*****d spoke in a heroic voice, posing after taking down the Gothica duo with his double clothesline.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 6:08 am
The other Action b*****d nodded in approval, striking an eagle pose while staring down the recovering Gothica. What better symbol of freedom than an eagle? NONE!
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 1:21 am
Wait now there was another one?! Well this first Action b*****d did have a partner, but this other guy was pretty much a carbon copy! Only not. If that made any sense at all. Regardless, Matt got back up to his feet and Claire did as well. They were defiantly the smaller team, so just how were they going to deal with these.........Action Bastards?
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:17 am
'Haha Villainous scourge! Come forth and be prepared to be vanquished!' The OG Action shouted out, as he posed alongside his partner.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:03 pm
The other Action b*****d dramatically pointed toward Matt.
"a** RIGHT THERE, FREEZEHOLE!!!"
In hindsight, Action b*****d knew he screwed up the phrase. Then again, he also quite enjoyed shouting that to the gothic duo.
The other charged forward, hoping the strange outburst would be enough distraction for him to attempt a super kick to Matt's chest!
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:11 pm
The shouting was dramatic, and a little bit distracting, but mainly dramatic. That one seemed to be good at that. The Other b*****d charged and thrust out a leg for a super kick! Oh god why?! Wait, Matt side stepped the kick by mere inches and attempted to get some little bit of offense in with a right hook aimed at the side of the Other Bastards face!
Claire, on the otherhand, was quite content with watching. Well she was until the action started up. At which point she moved towards the OG b*****d with the intention of trying to kick him squarely upon the outside of his right knee.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:41 pm
By Lincoln's beard, The Other Action b*****d had been struck! His patriotic kick missed, and the gothic one's fist connected. He staggered, attempting to get a good vertical base before attempting a punch of his own to Matt's ribs.
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