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medigel rolled 5 10-sided dice:
8, 10, 1, 1, 10
Total: 30 (5-50)
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 Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:29 pm
Gods above and below and in the water and the forest and ughhhhhh somebody else do this quest instead of her maybe please yes GODS. Piper was throwing a minor tiff because she was tired and spent from so many battles, and frankly the last thing she wanted to be doing was more fetch quests. She was pretty sure this was not what she had originally signed up for when it came to knighthood, okay? Then again, she also hadn't signed up for her leader to be such a huge p***k either so...
Sigh.
Grabbing her mount, she fed it some hay, tied some food onto his back, and made her way onward.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 30 YOUR HP: 30
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:30 pm
For a moment, she thought she felt sick. Green in the gills. Sweaty. Like she needed to crap and bad. Deadly bad.
And then the moment thankfully passed. Maybe her nerves were getting the best of her or something?? Great...
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 30 YOUR HP: 30
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:31 pm
So instead of getting sick, Piper faced off with a rabid animal instead. Because that was a lot, lot, LOT better, right? And it was her old nemesis too. The stupid badger.
"COME ON, STINKY!" she cried before ensuing battle. "I KILLED BIGGER s**t THAN YOU!"
And she had. But that didn't mean the badger still didn't hurt like a biiiiitch. Definitely not the life she wanted.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 30 YOUR HP: 20
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:33 pm
When she entered the forest, she got a little more paranoid that she was getting followed. What if there were more spiders? Worse, what if there were more spiders but they were in her hair?? she kept feeling crawling sensations up her arms, and it kept freaking her out and making the knight jerk and jump.
Apparently it annoyed and spooked her horse enough that it had enough. "Wait, wait!" she yelled after it as the horse took off, leaving her with only a scant amount of food, frizzy hair, and a big glare at its back.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 30 YOUR HP: 20
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:33 pm
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medigel rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:34 pm
Sigh. Labyrinth time. Traps time. Probably snakes again too time, knowing her luck.
It wasn't so bad this time, actually. Just, well, some axes. She screeched a bit and clutched at her hair protectively, wanting nothing more than to be done with this stupid task.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 25 YOUR HP: 15
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:35 pm
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medigel rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:36 pm
And at the end of it all what did she get exactly? Dysentery. Of course. Naturally.
Much moaning and groaning occurred.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 20 YOUR HP: 15
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medigel rolled 5 10-sided dice:
9, 2, 7, 4, 7
Total: 29 (5-50)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:37 pm
Godsssssss. After Piper purged her systems, she saddled up for another go. She could have let it lie, but frankly the wound to her pride wouldn't allow her to take it lying down--literally or metaphorically.
And so, giving her horse an extra hard kick in the sides for its mutiny before, she took off into the wilderness once more.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 29 YOUR HP: 30
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:38 pm
She was careful of most of the obstacles this time--gods knew she didn't want to be in another tussle with a rabid animal. However, she wasn't quite careful enough, and she ended up falling off a cliff.
Her horse was smarter and took the easy way down. She imagined it was wheezing with laughter at her misfortune and reaffirmed her dislike of animals of the four hooved variety.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 29 YOUR HP: 30
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medigel rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:39 pm
While her armor protected her from getting too banged up, she did end up losing some bits of food. Thankfully nothing she would miss, though she treated each piece as precious. Who knew when she would find something else to eat out here?
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 26 YOUR HP: 30
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medigel rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:40 pm
As it turned out, finding food was relatively easy? Someone else had been dropping their own, and she was too hungry to really let it go to waste. So she did the old cartoony thing and followed the trail, engulfing the food and leaving nothing but crumbs in her wake. Her system had handled far worse before; a little dirt was like flavor seasoning at this point.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 36 YOUR HP: 30
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medigel rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:41 pm
And wouldn't you know it, even in the labyrinth she was having an easy time finding food. It was the strangest thing; last time, she had also encountered quite a bit of food to carry back home. Were there a lot of dead knights out here missing their stash?
Hopefully they wouldn't care that she was taking from their stocks now...It wasn't like they were using it.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 46 YOUR HP: 30
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medigel rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:42 pm
As if she didn't like animals enough today--EAGLES ATTACKED HER. WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT KING??
She flung them some of her extra reserves and made off with the artifact, grumbling to herself about how she prefered the comfort of her weapons over some nasty beasts.
QUEST STATUS Food remaining: 46 YOUR HP: 30
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