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[ SOLO ] [Ch.1] Tuber, or not Tuber (Arcadia)

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Ravvlet rolled 5 10-sided dice: 5, 10, 8, 5, 1 Total: 29 (5-50)

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 10:27 pm


QUEST STATUS

Food remaining: 29
YOUR HP: 30


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Arcadia was born ready.

Well, she was born on time, anyway. Maybe not ready. I mean, was anyone really ready? And, it wasn't like she could remember, not since she let all her memories get stuffed into the weird and creepy box.

Either way, the important thing was, she was ready now. She had stuffed an entire tablecloth full of banquet potatoes. She had a horse, of sorts. Only it was grey and very short and went hee-haw.

She was ready for an adventure.
Ravvlet rolled 4-sided dice: Total: 0 (-0)
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 10:37 pm


please dont

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Ravvlet rolled 1 4-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-4)

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 10:51 pm


QUEST STATUS

Food remaining: 29
YOUR HP: 30 - 10 = 20


The first step in any adventure involved walking out the door.

Cady reined in her mighty steed, whom she had decided to name Bother on account of the fact that it couldn't be bothered to do much of anything, and rode out the castle gates.

And into a snake.

It would be inaccurate to say there was an epic battle - or a battle of any kind, really. Bother walked right past it, letting one of Cady's long legs drag over it's belly. The snake, thus annoyed, reared up and gave her the what-for, before slithering off to move on with it's day.

"Ow," commented Cady. She wondered if it was poisonous. She wondered if she was going to die. She wondered why her legs were dragging on the ground in spite of riding atop what she assumed was a horse.

After some time, nothing happened.

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Ravvlet rolled 1 4-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-4)
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 11:56 pm


QUEST STATUS

Food remaining: 29 - 5 = 24
YOUR HP: 20


Upon determining she wasn't dead (a feat which took no less than three hours and a lot of bleeding), Cady continued onward. The road meandered sort of aimlessly, eventually coming upon a forest. A really creepy, ominous forest. The kind of forest that probably housed grandmothers and red cloaks and wolves with a granny clothes fetish.

Bother looked into the woods.

The woods looked back.

The donkey-masquerading-as-a-horse summarily and with surprising grace dumped it's rider and her food and high tailed it back to Camelot.

Cady watched him go and sadly ate a potato.

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Ravvlet rolled 1 6-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-6)

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 11:58 pm


QUEST STATUS

Food remaining: 24 - 10 = 14
YOUR HP: 20


Cady was forced to walk through the forest on her own. It was slow going, what with her still-oozing leg and the giant sack of, well.

The night was dark, and full of potatoes.

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Eventually, she, and a significantly smaller portion of potatoes, made it out the other side.

Unfortunately the 'other side' consisted of a mountain. But at least Bother was back! There was a tearful reunion. A mood appropriate Boyes Two Menfolk could be heard playing heartwarmingly in the background.

And then there was a sudden, horrible noise.

Bother looked at the mountain.

Bother left.

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Ravvlet rolled 1 6-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-6)
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 11:59 pm


Rolling a 1: Giant unexplainable eagles start attacking you! Ow! You take -10 damage for yourself.

QUEST STATUS

Food remaining: 14 - 10 = 4
YOUR HP: 20 - 10 = 10


Climbing a mountain was hungry work. Cady ate ten more potatoes (which is twice as many as five, mostly emotional compensation for Bother's many betrayals).

She made steady progress however - until suddenly she found herself in shadow.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW -

The rest of her mountain ascent went to the tune of a Benny Hill soundtrack as she desperately scrabbled up sheer cliffs and other treacherous terrain while being assaulted by savage air chickens. It was miserable work, but at least it distracted her from her thoughts of Bother.

He was, probably, she reasoned in between bouts of trying not to die, probably off frolicking somewhere. In a field, or wherever it was that traitors enjoyed guilt free frolicking.

Eventually, the attacks stopped - and she also ran out of upward terrain. In fact, she had arrived on a plateau of sorts, where it appeared someone had left a pair of very shiny, very mystical looking gloves.

They were helpfully labelled, "Ye Olde Greater Gauntlet of The Aire Chicken".

One of them had an egg laid on it, and was surrounded in feathers, leaves, and other miscellany. Cady popped the egg into her mouth out of spite, before heading back down and toward the long walk home.

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