shhhhhh...
SHOW me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, ********, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes,
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away,
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running
FOR THEIR LIVES
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid." by The Offspring hit the PA system as the fans were sent into a fit of cheering and chanting. From backstage arrived Hiro Shin-Mozas, a former BBW Champion and the number one contender to Marshal Lee's BBW TV Championship. The man had a microphone in his hand as he stepped out from backstage, looking around at the crowd while his music died out. He smirked and nodded to the crowd, holding out the microphone so their cheers could be amplified even more through the speakers. After a few moments of doing that, the Ethnic Enigma took to the microphone himself.
"This is why I LOVE Omaha! You guys are so excited, so ready for tonight! You've been on fire for the first half of the show, and here you are at the mid point, and you haven't skipped a beat! Hopefully, the few seconds of your time that I'm gonna take to speak wont kill the AMAZING momentum you guys have been riding! So, I am very sure most of you, if not all, saw the show last week. Marshal Lee and I went at it in the ring verbally, things got a little heated, but not to worry. I harbor no hard feelings towards Marsh' or Dallas. I understood where they were coming from, and you all should too! As incredible of an athlete Marshal Lee is...I'll say it again: He's not on my level. I've gotten a few impressive wins under my belt since returning to the ring officially, and tonight, I will top all of those. Concussing Jamie Hedro was one thing, and destroying Jasper Shaw was another. Tonight, I'm booked to face a guy I know all too well, and the same man Marshal beat at the last show...Jamie Bader! Now, what Marsh' did was impressive, believe me. I get it! He really did a number on the dude, but what I'm going to do to Jamie tonight will top even that...Because I had an idea while making me way to the arena earlier. We're gonna go the extra mile tonight...Because our match will now be a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! Bring it, you hick!"
Hiro tossed away the microphone as he stood in the ring, having made it there while cutting his promo. The fans roared at the deceleration that this match would now be a Falls Count Anywhere match.
"The following contest is now a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! Introducing first, currently in the ring, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 245 pounds...The "Ethnic Enigma", Hiro Shin-Mozas!"
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