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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:51 pm


"Yo. Yo! Sleepin' Beauty! Git'cho a** outta that damn chair! You got work to do!"

Faust persisted in his rousing attempts by pawing against the back of Quenton's leg. His paws stayed retracted to prevent him snagging on the blonde's pants. Faust grunted liberally between frantic brushes against the human occupant before he finally decided that clawless waking wasn't enough.

Looking around, Faust searched for any cups that suggested hot tea. His vantage point on the ground didn't offer much - the most he ever glimpsed were pottery lips from some of the plants that now grew tall in the apartment. Quenton's glasses sat precariously near the ledge above his bed, which the cat briefly considering knocking down, but it felt too far away for his famished, fluffy body to attend to. Instead he wriggled fuzzy backside, ground his feet into the worn down carpeting, and launched himself onto Quenton's desk (though sadly without incident).

A quick search confirmed the only ceramic cup atop the table sat empty, with nothing inside but a lonely teabag. It quickly went to the floor with a well-aimed kick, though Faust found it unfortunate that it didn't shatter on impact. Next were a pencil and pen, each side by side, that followed the route of the cup. Faust considered adding Quenton's bookmark to the lemming brigade, but it felt slippery and repulsive to his smooth bean feet. That only left Quenton, who must've nodded off during his studies again, for how strangely his face sat against the pages.

Faust decided he would take full advantage of this.

The guardian cat ensured he would step on and pull some of the blonde's hair while he padded around to the other side, where he backed up to the rear of his skull and sat on his great poof of fluff. Quenton's hair made the latter half of his head slippery, but with careful digging into the man's skull with claws, he managed to sit flush with his backside on Quenton's ear. "Will you wake the ******** up already? Sheeit! You shut the window last night an' I need to piss like a racehorse! If you don't get up in five goddamn minutes, I'mma let loose on your plants, man!" Earth to Quenton, he thought irritably.

"'Sides, you forgot to feed me earlier and I'm about damn ready to chew yo' fingers off, or start actually huntin' those mice that used to freak that jackass out. And you haven't brushed me in a few days! I'mma start gettin' mats, I can feel it. Oh, and you know how you like to stick those fluffy cotton shits in my ear sometimes? I think I'mma need some o' that, too. Where's your head at, Blondie? You sick or somethin'?"


Ivynian
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:23 pm


While medically induced narcolepsy from over medication had been ironed out, he still slept deeply when he did. The barrage of words, sounds and then especially direct touch were a good combination to begin to filter in through the black smoke and haze of dreams. Complaints....insulting...someone is knocking things over in a pique....Alois? No. He burned.

No. The complaints aren't German, no fingers laced for warmth in the holes of my shirt.
No he bled. My hand is heavy.
Paper scent. Weight on my head? Swearing- Faust.


Quenton opened his eyes, though it took sight a moment to follow the command of his mind that now was the time to be 'on' the way waking and sleeping had been a matter of a switch a year ago. The book was white blob. Other objects from the desk that should have been there were gone. The crashing was the mug. It will want picking up. Faust.

He lifted his hands to snag under the fluffy armpits and snatch up the black body on his head as he stood. His eyes finally focused. "Did I forget or are you just trying to put on a couple pounds? You're smart enough to figure out the toilet, you know. There are mundane felines without spacestarseeds and alien knowledge that use porcelain and flush. They can't even look forward to a bipedal form."

He carried the furry body to the window, rather than letting his companion walk, because he enjoyed the feel of Faust's heft and fluff. The Mauvian was set down only once at the portal, so that Quenton could unlatch the catch and slide it. Wind faintly brushed with moist mud and the start of grass shoots of the nearest University oval filtered in. It was still cold, but bracing instead of frigid. I doubt Faust will feel it until after I brush him. What time is it? I need more tea. Faust's food.

Spacily, he moved away from the empty window and feline. Faust could go as he liked, while the graduate student made the journey to the kitchenette and teapot.



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:02 pm


Faust grunted once hands stole him from the comforts of head warming his bottom. The cat hung limply for the most part, finding nor want or reason to expend energy on writhing now that his housemate was awake and working to suit his needs. However, even with legs stuck straight out in typical cat fashion while he hung limp, Faust still found want and reason to continue barking at Quenton. "Fo' yo' information, you totally forgot. Or maybe you fell asleep first. I dunno. And I know about the damn toilet, but that s**t is smooth as ******** so it's slippery, you know? You think I wanna end up in the damn pisser? Hell no. I'll take shittin' in the dirt over that any day. Feels like freedom, too."

"An' I ain't tryin' to get fat. You can't judge me even if I was." The guardian huffed afterward. And what's this s**t about a bipedal form? Oh yeah, he's talkin' about goin' human mode. Yeah, right. The hell's the use in doin' that. Then he'll expect me to get my own damn food.

"'Bout daaaamn time!" The feline exclaimed before he toddled out the window as cats did when almost too large to fit. His fur whispered against the window edges before he made it outside, where he ran the gambit down the length of small banister and branch to reach one of many patches of grass. The green belt still smelled fresh of Faust's markings, and he maintained it with meticulous devotion. The tree was starting to lose its scent, but a raised leg quickly remedied that situation. Once both the tree and dirt were wetted with his business, his stomach reminded him of other pending duties and the cat raced back up his usual trek. The entire endeavor took no longer than three minutes.

Once Faust squished through the window again, he descended to the floor and trotted quickly into the kitchen. Quenton had already set the teapot on - he still hadn't managed to beat that time and complain at Quenton for neglecting him - and now the blonde busied himself with (presumably) Faust's food.

"So, you gonna brush me while I eat? Or am I gonna have to wait and do it one at a time? I mean, I don't see what the big deal is where I'd have to wait after. Ain't it more efficient to do both at the same time? Not like it'd kill you to spoil a cat. I gotta get what I can before you open up that cat cafe and I lose you to goddamn Truffles the Tortoiseshell Tabby."


Ivynian
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:48 pm


The water was just starting to boil, new mug already set out with strainer insert full of personal chai blend. Quenton himself was finishing setting the damages from the desk back to rights as the black furry body re-emerged like a sultan of fluff to the small chamber. "Before you eat was the plan. Today is the last of the peep pate. After today its Instinct Rabbit Raw Bites for a bit while we get moved."

A quick stop at the refrigerator and the final fine ground bits of baby bird on a plate were removed to warm. "Unless you want it cold, give it a couple minutes. "

The next retrieval was the Furminator from the drawer and a gallon ziplock already well stuffed with a supply of stripey black puffs. He'd found a whole book of kitschy projects with catfur felt- one of the many planned, cat themed and individualized cat-fan products for people who took a liking to specific feline superstars. Faust wasn't on the adoptable list, but he expected the size and cattitude of his companion would prove popular with customers.

Quenton motioned to the table, taking a seat himself in one of the two chairs. "Is that jealousy....? "

Tortoiseshell Tabby, or a certain silver tabby being brought up here? "I don't know how much regular cats compare, once the stockholm abuse has expanded to include spoken insults and forehead stars." He lifted the brush to await presentment of fluffbody for stroking.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:09 pm


"Aw hell. Those rabbit bites get old after the first three mouthfuls." The feline sat with a huff. Why wouldn't Quenton just make more of the peep mulch in preparation for the move? Freezers stayed cold when unplugged, didn't they? All he had to do was swap it to the new apartment when the time came to move the last of his stuff. Not that he had much stuff, and Faust figured dumping Alois' items meant the move would progress much faster. And, with considerably fewer items in the apartment, Quenton had no reason to avoid filling those empty spaces for blankets to cushion his fluff.

When the Ziploc came out, Faust groaned disapprovingly. "Why you gotta stuff it in a damn bag? You know it's my fur... Give it back, dude, I'll recycle it." Which meant half a chance he'd hurl it on Quenton's bed during the night, or in his desk chair, or the reading chair, or in a hidden spot where the blonde often walked. And once that was thrown out, Faust would lament its lost and howl about the apartment until his feelings were rectified with some appeasement provided by Quenton.

"I ain't jealous!" Faust declared as he leapt to Quenton's lap. His ears soon flatted. "Okay, maybe a litt.e Don't think I can't see how you look at her, all starry-eyed and s**t. An' I know she's got that straight flat fur that's supposed to be hella silky. You ain't lookin' to replace me, are you?" The question was punctuated with a stern, unrelenting glance toward his housemate.

"'Course real cats can't measure up to this. And don't be cryin' about no Stock Home abuse either. I ain't no different from a normal cat, and since you're openin' some kinda cat haven, you can't say you don't like how I am. You're not gonna find a cat with better fur than me. Even for your weird... Project s**t. Seriously though, quit hostagin' my fur." His gaze darted between bar and furminator, questioning how he might be able to attack the puff of shed hair and eat it before his ostensible owner shoved it into a plastic sack.

He figured odds were in his favor if he went for the clawed assault.


Ivynian
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:38 pm


"You cannot digest your own hair. 'Vomit' is not 'recycling'. " He met the stern, furry face with eyes of muted fire that gained flickers in depth of amusement and pleasure. The weight of a cat on lap, whatever else was going on, was a pleasure simple and easy to indulge. Adding admissions of jealousy, and it was easy to feel some doofy, cat-owner sense of value and pride. "I might lose less blood to other partners. But you are right on at least one account."

Quenton put the furminator into the black mane behind Faust's head, pulling it succinctly and smoothly back along the ridge of spine to the Mauvian's fantastic puffed backside. Looking back and forth and back again. And what are you going to try, my silky friend? " I will find no coat so fine. You could make a ruff fit for Tudor Royalty. "

When the claws came, Quenton didn't finch as they bit into his hand. Instead, he calmly continued to remove the fluffstuff from the device in a solid hank and delivered into the bag with the rest, Faust's claws in his hand or not. There is no pain. "Not. For . Eating. You get plenty of grass for digestive misadventures. If you want your fur so bad, clean yourself more so you don't need a brushing."


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:17 am


"It's still mine to do whatever I want with! If I throw it up, it ain't your business." Though, he was starting to wonder if Quenton began brushing him due to a few too many hairballs found in his backpack. And there was the one that ended up in the microwave from when Alois went on a cleaning binge last year... Faust only realized the microwave was a terrible safety zone after he heard the german talk at length about what happens to the feline body in a microwave. Sometimes Faust wondered if he should thank Quenton, since doing irreparable damage to their relationship seemed to be the only reason that Alois had second thoughts about shutting the door and turning it on for ten minutes. "And besides, don't you humans make more blood than you need anyway?"

Faust gathered himself and puffed up in a sense of pride with Quenton's well-founded compliment. He had no clue what a ruff was, but it didn't matter - he used the word royalty, and that was good enough for the Mauvian. His back arched up into the brush, all the way to the tail root that had Faust fully extend his back legs. The latter was more obnoxious and compulsory, but he weathered it in good spirits - brushings and pettings were both avidly welcomed by the cat, with only a smattering of complaints to keep him looking tough in present company.

When batting at Quenton's hand proved ineffective, the cat tried to wholesale climb his arm and chew the puff of fluff from his grip. His efforts were not enough, as he watched helplessly while the puff was deposited into a bag with its imprisoned brothers and sisters. He quietly vowed to avenge the fur, and embarked on this venture by leaping onto the bag to lay on it. Nothing came out, but Quenton could no longer hostage his hair with the cat lying atop the crinkly plastic.

"Do you know how much time I'd be wastin' on my own backside, Blondie? I'd lose goddamn hours. Hours that could be better spent awakening people like you. It takes you what, five minutes to brush my a**? Way better by comparison. And there's nothin' that say I can't have the best of both worlds and get my damn fur back too." He huffed defiantly. "How you gonna keep up with a bunch of cats, anyway? I ain't keen on sharin' with some mangy b***h off the streets. You hopin' that you get enough customers to come in and pet the rest or somethin'?"


Ivynian
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2015 7:07 pm


Zefrank's aloof voice trotted through the back of Quenton's mind as Faust tried to thwart the collection of fluff- I will try and release my mind from this torment and groom myself. For four hours.

"About four, I wager." Faust himself was still plenty accessible, so Quenton continued brushing and stroking a few more furrows through the black puff before pulling a fresh ziplock from his back pocket with the auxiliary right hand. The new fluff was deposited and replaced safely into pocket again. "I do hope that there will be a steady stream of business. Purina has done some pop-up stores in other cities, and they had lines and wait times for days. Some customers never got in. So we'll go with customers making a reservation in advance. $8 for a half-hour slot, and the option to stay for up to five hours. Food preparation and the barrista stand are offlimits and enclosed towards the front with a two cafe tables and a window seat, but customers will be able to choose to bring their purchases further in beyond the foyer to enjoy in fluffy company at other tables, seats and nooks. That way we're not in any sanitary violations. The La Marzocco Linea should be coming in today over at the location. Are you up for coming by while I get the counters set? "

The challenge had been more getting all the work of renovation and design done when he was exactly one person. So far it had all been going well, just not as fast as it could have if he had an extra body to help with lifting and moving. At least the city had plenty of new business owner incentives with all the terrorism driving more people away than bringing in. The Cafe of the first floor was much further along than renovations to the apartment upstairs. It has a shower, a sink, a toilet, and a place for a mattress on the floor. There's a closet to hang clothes. Enough to start with. There's a roof porch with a sliding door out. The chairs can go facing that, like the window here. It will be better than the street or the safehouse. We'll be safe and have a place again. Its been so long since there wasn't the worry of attack or someone coming that needed help and to use the space as well. The safehouse, for as little known or used as it is, was a 'public' space. Not ours.

"So instead of just me adoring you, you'll have the chance of tens of adoring fans. Kurilian Bobtails are rare outside of Russia and Japan, you know. Something of a mystery how you ended up a street hood lurking in Alois' studio. I expect some demand for Faust-goods. You'll need a fake name- Faust is too unique to have on any sort of paraphernalia for sale. Any preferences on that front?"


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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 6:08 am


"That's a lotta time to waste lickin' my own a**! Think of all the senshi I might awaken if I didn't hang out here hockin' hairballs all the damn time." The cat huffed, even when he felt the welcome dig of furminator against his back. When the repeated brushings built up a fine mat of fur, Faust glared harshly at the appearance of another bag. Foiled again, he wanted to say as the most recent lifting of fur was deposited into the bag. I bet he's tryin' to build another me out of all this damn fur. Fat chance he has on that one. Good luck makin' a cat as awesome as Faust, Frankenstein.

"Damn, you been really thinkin' about this s**t. Reservations? You think people will pay that much to drink coffee and pet cats? People are damn weird." Faust himself couldn't imagine paying to pet cats, but being one himself, he was probably biased. And surely the rest of the world wasn't as nutters as Quenton when it came to puffy felines. Unless he was wrong about that too - plenty of people made grabs for him on the street when he patrolled in busy areas. When did cats become such a sensation, anyway? Not like he cared enough to find out; if it brought people in that he could check for potential senshidom, then he'd have to live with it. And if all the other cats got all tied up in pets from strangers, then maybe Quenton could get them adopted and the hell out of there. It would be Faust's domain, since Quenton founded it.

Every cat on that premise would come to know his rule.

"Yeah, I guess I could come by and hang out." If he was to own the place, he needed to spend hours rubbing his face on every corner he could possibly find. "I can scope the upstairs, too. It's been a while since you took me there. I need to make sure it's up to code, you know?" Not that Faust knew anything of building code, and Quenton likely knew that - but Faust had his own code that all buildings needed to adhere to - even if it entailed nothing more than a cardboard box set up near a heat register.

"Sheeit man, I have to come up with an alias? You're really tryin' to cramp my style, you know that?" Faust huffed. "I dunno 'bout aliases, jus' not somethin' like TwinkleToes or FlufferNutter. I need somethin' badass. Like maybe Panther. Yeah, I like that. I mean, I'm all black mostly. I could look jus' like one, right?" Faust popped up from his seated position to post, arching his back to look as immense as possible. "Or somethin' more up front, like Doom. Ooh! Or you can name me after one o' them exploding volcanoes. Krakatoa the Cat. Aww yeah."

"We can go after I eat, right?"


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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:54 pm


The already huge cat posturing to make himself appear 'bigger' the way supposedly waving ones arms around registered as 'bigger' to an aggressive bear was delightful. Quenton paused in the brushing a moment, pulled and thumbed his phone while Faust was mentioning 'Doom', and took some quick snaps. Then it was back to getting the last bits of fluff from the pompom that passed as the Kurilian's tail.

"Comparatively, you know, 1816 was called the Year Without a Summer. The eruption of Mount Tambora made for impressive sunsets for landscape painters. J. M. W. Turner's were notable. Similar phenomena and paintings from the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa ...but it was lesser, you know. 1815's Tambora erruption devastated the world...and changed it. The rain and darkness was the reason for Mary Shelly, Polidori and Byron. The Book of Mormon and the settling of the heartland of America. The move towards modern transportation that didn't need horses and hay. If phenomena is what you're looking to be named after. " Quenton finished the last of the brushing while he spoke. After that, he hoisted Faust's puffy mass onto his shoulder to go to the fridge.

"After you eat." Unlidding the tupperware proved the pate was no longer peep-sicle, and so edible as more than a summer body temperature modification device. It was plated and then carried, like the cat, to the sun-beam spot on the floor from the window. He stood still for Faust to choose where, when and how he wanted to jump down before depositing the dish in the sunlight. "How about Bedlam?"

Quenton took his usual chair, folding his legs crossed to sit wholly in it without touching the floor. "Or Ouiji? That has the long /ē/ phoneme that turns up so much for pets. Some anecdote somewhere supposedly tha they're more memorable or friendly to animals. "


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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2015 8:16 am


Quenton unloaded facts that Faust hardly cared about, but he listened long enough to gather 'devastated the world' and 'rain and darkness'. This Tambora explosion sounded pretty badass, especially if it one-upped a volcano with a name like Krakatoa. "Maybe Tambora would work, but it sounds kinda feminine, you know? And bedlam's jus' weird. Kinda reminds me of what you and Alois used to do. Not sure I even wanna know what it means." Anything with 'bed' in the name felt like too much too soon for the marginally scarred Mauvian.

Sounder rides always pleased Faust, and the fluffy cat hung lazily across the blonde's shoulders while he walked. The trip to the paint-chipped fridge revealed the fully recognizable tupperware of lunch, and Faust attempted to climb down his housemate's arm to reach the goods before they were dumped into dish. His luck didn't hold, and Quenton nipped that attempt in the bud by dishing the food before Faust finished descending his bicep. With a sigh, Faust leapt to counter and then cold linoleum floor.

At least Quenton had the courtesy to set the dish down in front of him. He almost considered answering Quenton's suggestions, but decided that sating his hunger ranked far more important on his list of priorities. Feline jaws smacked noisily at the food while Faust devoured the pate as quickly as he could, and then crouched further to lick any remnants from the bowl. The attempt demanded careful study of the porcelain surface. Once he was certain the bowl shined clean with cat spit, he took to the floor to mop up nearby remnants of peep along with any crunchy afterbits from the days before. Much to his chagrin, he found no leftover flecks of food from Quenton cooking dinner.

Licking his lips, Faust finally offered his opinion. "Maybe Ouiji would be good. I mean, ain't it that fake magic s**t where people whip some cursor around the board? I think I watched some teenage girls play it once. It's supposed to be all spooky n' s**t. And I mean, I'mma black cat, so I think it works. Fine, I'll go with that. damn Krakatoa not bein' a big enough explosion..." Faust muttered his contempt toward the cabinets. "But if people gimme stupid pet names, I'mma blame you for all of it."

He trotted toward Quenton's folded legs and stood up to paw at the knee. "Now let's go dude, no use sittin' around!"


Ivynian
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 7:57 pm


Opportunity presented, Quenton hitched his hands under Faust's kitty armpits to lift him and hold against chest and shoulder in a traditional sort of cat-carry. Settling on Ouiji was a good start for getting some of the signage ordered. It was a cute name. "You will be a cat of many nicknames, I expect. "

The sculptor made a stop at the key rack and headed for the door. "It will be up to you to make the impressions you want to inspire the nicknames. Fluffbutt will definitely be one of them. "

"Maybe you'll be famous all over the city. " Out of habit more than need, since it was down to the last few things left in the place, he locked the door to the little efficiency.

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