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 Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:03 am
(cues the fog effects and creepy music)
You're wandering within the desolate town, devoid of any life. The buildings are in ruin, unable to stand the test of siege, as well as time. The air is thick with a heavy fog, just as it had been fifty years ago, when the town had fallen before the onslaught of the wicked King's armies. The surrounding villages feared this place, claiming the ghosts of the slaughtered still dwell here, and even the animals avoid this place.
Yet, strangely, faint twinkles of music fill the air, geting louder as you move towards the center of town.
As the music becomes clearer, the source itself seems to become more faint. Within the deep fog, it's as if the music is coming from all around you. You stop to listen, and the music seems to only grow louder, coming closer, from all sides. Fearing that perhaps bandits preyed upon explorers foolish enough to come to this town, you unsheath your weapons, preparing to become, once again, your namesake.
Zaiaku no Senshi.
Warrior of Sin.
The music changes dramatically, no longer the sinister twinklings of some unseen bells, but now the sounds of drums filled the air. The sound seems to shake the very earth you stand upon, but you do not give in to these foolish games. Attempting to use fear as a weapon is a common practice of cowards, thinking that others would be as easily afraid as they are. You supress the urge to laugh at such a lame tactic, and quickly turn to focus on the sources of the sound.
Without warning, three blades slice through the fog, forcing you to duck as they sail over you. Without hesitation, you lunge forward at the closest adversary, and with a simple twist, you manage to disarm him, as well as to cut his sword belt, in case he attempted to retrieve his vast collection of daggers that ordained it. As he stared in shock, using the hidden art of Kujikudo, you dislocate both his shoulders with the hilt of your weapon. As the pain ripped through his nervous system, you quietly placed your hand over his mouth before he had a chance to scream.
Bending him low to the ground, you whisper into his ear, "Which Bandit Lord do you serve? I know not the insignia upon your clothes"
And to this, he replies,
"ROFLOMGWTF? iamaninja!!!111!! i dont serve a lord!!! LOL!"
The other two adversaries also begin to vomit what appears to be a disgusting mix of alphabet soup and horse s**t.
"chad is a ninja!!! don't you know anything about ninjas???////slashslash///???"
"wheres the cheetos? WHERES THE MOUNTAIN DOO?!? LOL."
You gasp in shock, and flee as fast as you can possibly run. Not even the gods themselves could survive such an onslaught of pure, undilluted evil.
What went wrong? What the ******** just happened?
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:05 am
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Dr. Historysmysteries Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:09 pm
I am totally too lazy to read that. D;
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:58 pm
Funuki I am totally too lazy to read that. D; There's really no place to escape these types of replies, is there? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:42 pm
Flip of Darkstar Funuki I am totally too lazy to read that. D; There's really no place to escape these types of replies, is there? sweatdrop
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Dr. Historysmysteries Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:51 am
So much went wrong in the initial post that it boggled my ******** mind. Was this from a really bad roleplay you were in or something? sad
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:40 pm
Flip of Darkstar Funuki I am totally too lazy to read that. D; There's really no place to escape these types of replies, is there? sweatdrop
Though I'm somewhat confused. :O
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:51 am
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