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Looming was easier said than done. How batman did it all the dang time in comic books and how villains did it in TV shows was a real mystery because his legs were screaming in protest. Changing posture he ended up just danging his legs over the top of the building, eying down the road and looking for any signs of 'bad s**t'.

So far the worst he had seen was a homeless guy peeing behind a dumpster but that wasn't too bad.

A bag of taco bell's Doritos Tacos Locos and what could only be described as 'Mountain Dew meets death' soft drink, Alphard was ready to face the night. Not himself but more just anyone who was out doing stuff. Bad stuff. Like the energy grabby hands and junk.

Alphard, to his credit, didn't stop eating. Rather, he chewed more, swallowed, looked at his food and announced very boldly- "Dogs are man's best friend and I am my own friend and I like to hump girls too so I'm kinda like a dog so it's okay."

It sounded logical in his head, not out of his mouth however.

Finishing the last bite he looked at the woman, wondering where she had some from. She felt new and new was interesting and fun and okay she also felt dark like night but the bad kinda night the kind he didn't know even with his new space powers.
She felt dark night only with no flashlight.
Weird to say the least.

"You ever eat real dog food though? Is that how you know it's taco bell?" He was legit curious. "I bet the wet stuff tastes better than it smells."