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The Fall blasts on the stereos as smoke rises on the stage. Walking up backwards from a trap door on the stage comes Tim Edgren out of the smoke, "Sensational" printed on the back of his hoodie. he did a half spin and crouched in a ready to sprint position.

introducing first, from st paul, minnesota. The st paul sensation... tim edgren!

On the downbeat, pyro lasted around Tim and he sprinted and slid into the ring, running onto his corner and looking out into the audience. He lifted the hood back and stepped down from the corner.
tim picked up a microphone...

Tim finished his speech with the crowd cheering. Suddenly drums started up in a slow beat. The slow build up to Mindfields by The Prodigy leads up to the Japanese sounds in the song.

"This is dangerous! I open mindfields to watch the shellshock!"
"This is dangerous! I open mindfields to watch your head rock!"

Just like that the music picked up, and out comes Jamie Hedro to the middle of the stage to no reaction at all. He looks around at the crowd before walking down to the ring slowly.

Announcer: And the opponent; from Tokyo Japan, weighing 189 pounds: "The Man That Never Punches" Jamie Hedroooooooo!

Hedro walks up the steps to the apron and jumps to the middle rope, crouching to the top rope, looking at his opponent. He dropped down into the ring and slowly walked to the ring announcer and took his microphone, going to the middle of the ring. His theme died down allowing him to talk.

Jamie Hedro: I don't get why anyone even likes this city, norw this countwy fow that mattuh. You say this country is beautiful, I say it's a piece of twash.

The crowd starts to boo Hedro for insulting the city of Vancouver! They sure do love it here! Hedro simply spit in response before continuing.

Jamie Hedro: This countwy is awful. This city is disappointing, much like your Vancouver Caducks!

What kind of disgusting, dispicable, lack of respect does Hedro have for this- wait, "Caducks"? Did he seriously just get the name completely wrong? What an idiot! The crowd is split after this insult, half of them are booing, the other half are laughing at the Japanese man attempting to insult their successful NHL team!

Hedro tossed the microphone away and backed so that he could look at Tim, and bowed to him before the bell rang.

Hedro was caught by surprise, snapping back up, before being knocked right back down with the Clothesline! The crowd exploding for the offense. Hedro tried to get back to his feet.

Hedro got up, and was immediately clotheslined over the ropes and to the floor, falling to his back.

Hedro's body was sent back first into the steel steps, and dropped down to his face holding his back.

Hedro slowly pushed himself back to his feet, and stumbled his way towards Tim.

Jamie was caught right across the head, falling again to his back. He remained down, blacked out for the moment.