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 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:55 pm
PSYKGI'S HELP STAND Where you can go up to a booth full of cockroach lusii and get some completely unprofessional advice on your life problems from a redblood kid... for free! Psykgi wants to hear all your issues - you don't need to hold anything back. Don't worry! She doesn't judge... she just analyzes. You can talk to her directly, or - if you're more comfortable - you can talk to (one of) her Lusus(ii) or slide an anonymous letter into a box on the counter and come back later to see what she's written beneath it. BUT WAIT! ADVICE ISN'T ALL YOU GET!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:44 pm
Prizes!!! Yes, prizes! First, whenever you come to Psy for advice, she will give it! Look out for a quote and a little snippet. Second... Tickets!  Yes yes, three tickets a day! When you (your troll or you the player) post for the first time that day, you roll a d100. If it falls on 20, 40, 60, 80, or 100, you get a ticket! Only one roll per day, and three tickets! If no one gets all the tickets that day, they will be raffled off among all who posted. ((Quote Draconicfeline to make sure she sees you!))  And, third, some festive and colorful candies! If you want one, just ask! She has them in all the typical blood-type colors, and even a grey one if that's your thing, and she can always order weird ones if she has to... even rainbow ones. They'll all taste of peppermint.   Or you could leave with a cute little cockroach of your own... just be careful, she might nest in your hive. Ma'am has her ways of making... connections... for her troll. ((Just post and quote Draconicfeline with your choice of cute thing, if you want it!)) ... Might there be more prizes? We shall see!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:47 pm
Inkblot Fun Challenge Psykgi's booth isn't the most popular, so she's been around the booths and/or bored. At first, she started doing them to stave off the boredom, but then she realized she could use them to help in her 'advice'. What are they? INKBLOTS! Every day, Psy will put out a new inkblot she's made. Feel free to muse on what it is, either ICly in a separate post, along with your daily roll (you can mess around with the inkblots multiple times a day for multple trolls, by the way), or OOCly. You can take the lovely black and white copy above home with you at any time - she made plenty of copies - but the trolls her give her the 4 most interesting interpretations of her inkblots each day get a version in their blood color. If this proves popular, Psy might just offer 'custom made' inkblots. Each inkblot was personally drawn by Drac herself.Previous inkblots
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:48 pm
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Goodness! Theres nothing more to say! For now...
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:00 pm
"Perhaps this booth?" Sophitia suggested. It was an advise booth - safe and still colorful, with another redblood sitting behind the counter. Aerona shrugged. Why not! She made her way up to the booth and gave the girl a smile. She didn't have any questions about herself, but she had plenty for the troll running her booth. Hey! She had freckles too! Immediate kinship. It was only when she stepped right up to the booth that she realized that the little white bugs weren't in fact decorations. Aerona recoiled slightly -- their insectoid kin were rather... Plentiful and... Wiggly. Euugh. So many legs. So many feelers. She tried not to focus on them. Psykgi's help stand, eh? Alright, Psykgi. Time to put your advice to the test. "Hey, Psykgi! Tell me... What do you do to get destroy a blueblooded jerk who thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced grubloaf? Lemme give you some context here. This guy is -- scuse me, mom -- Alternian bucketcrust. He's lazy and entitled (highbloods, right?) and his pan is too far up his nub to get things to go through it. Plus, in a physical competition he just cops out 'cos he's literally a giant man-wiggler." She smiled cheerily.
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:11 pm
Sypon Ma'am flutters... collectively... at the kind of language this troll is using. This is why she doesn't let her baby hang around the less... refined... trolls. Usually. Not that the highblood language gets much cleaner.
”Goodness, well, obviously you are the better troll in this. So, the worst thing you can do to him, I'm thinking, is to smirk at him...” *flips through a book* ”Mm! Yes! Smirk at him and don't tell him why. That should drive him crazy. He will pos-i-tively blow his top!”
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grayseasons rolled 1 100-sided dice:
36
Total: 36 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:05 pm
Anguis was still sneaking around, although he was more relaxed than he had been at first. So far he'd gotten away scot free, although he intended to keep it that way, and this booth was definitely the kind Forera wouldn't come to.
Walking up, he took a moment to consider a question before asking "Hello! Uh, how could you er... grow really quickly for instance? I want to grow faster than some troll I know and she- er- they have a head start on me." He flushed awkwardly as he stumbled through the question, realizing that he probably hadn't asked the easiest question to answer or at the very least, once that wasn't so silly.
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purplerosesbeauty rolled 1 100-sided dice:
100
Total: 100 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:23 pm
Poeias Claudy came up to this interesting stand, and tried his best to look around. There was some kind of... circle thing on the table, and a bunch of white bugs... someone's lusus no doubt. He grasped Lanata's side, feeling her soft wool and glad he had a much more... cozy mother. An advice stand sounded just like what he needed though!
"I got a real problem, I wanna be super good at throwing darts but I guess I don't have... the hand for it!" he said, unable to resist the joke, wiggling his metal robotic hand. "But seriously I'm just no good... don't got the horns for it either!" He gave a weaker chuckle that time and patted his terrible horns that covered most of his face. "I just wanna be cool and throw darts..."
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OrionDeltaOmega rolled 1 100-sided dice:
52
Total: 52 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:02 pm
"Hiiii! Do you know where my Lusus went off too? He's a big Trispikorillian and he told me to go off and find some friends, but I'm not sure where he went to. How about you -- wil you be my friend??" smiling brightly at the redblood, Pragma looked around the booth before his eyes lit upon the candies. "OH! And can I get a candy too?? I don't mind the color, whatever you wanna give me."
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:28 pm
PeanutButterpies ”As in taller? I have no idea. Try shoes. Always get shoes. But what you really want is more maturity. Thats whats really bothering you, isn't it? That sh... they... are bigger and older and further along? You're worried that you won't catch up.” Psykgi flips through a page, and taps on it. ”Goodness! It sounds to me like you already have.” she taps her head, ”In here. You wouldn't be so worried if you weren't matured already, would you?” she grins. Problem solved. purplerosesbeauty Ooo, she could see that. ”I can see that.” she said, observing his horns and completely aware of the irony. Nice mechanical arm. ”Everybody just wants to be 'cool'.” she parroted, ”The coolwigglers always win, right?” she frowned, ”Well, I can't help you with darts, but...” she placed a ticket in his hand, ”Maybe that will make you feel a little cooler, even if you can't throw it so far.” OrionDeltaOmega ”Nope, haven't seen him... Ma'am?”
Ma'am chittered in her many voices. She hadn't seen such a beast either.
”Can't help you there, maybe check where you last saw him?” Psy places her head in a supporting hand and looks at the troll, amused. ”Sure, why not.” she said. Friends were so much fun to toy with.
She placed a candy – one of the hemoanonymous ones – in front of him. ”Have as many as you like.”  (1/3 tickets given)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:29 am
((And there are only two others eligable... Welp)) You each find, mysteriously, one of these in your pocket or similar device, wrapped around a piece of candy and...
AUGH WAS THAT A COCKROACH?!
Yep.((Yay, Day rollover <3))
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OrionDeltaOmega rolled 1 100-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:37 am
On his way to grab some food, Pragma noticed the nice redblood who had given him the candy yesterday lounging at his booth. "Hello again, friend! I don't know if I got your name yesterday. But how are you doing tonight? Have you been having fun?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:45 am
"Oh, me? I'm Psykgi." Psy grinned at the troll. Had they come by yesterday? They looked familiar enough. "And I'm fine... friend..." she let the word roll around in her mouth for a while. Hmm, it had seemed to stick, if indeed he was who she thought he was.
Well! That was nice.
"Thanks for asking! But what about you. Lets talk about you." she said, grinning. Ma'am... one of her... on her shoulder buzzed an affirmation. "How are you? Did you find your lusus?"
Yes, that was the one! Score for her memory!
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:35 pm
If possible, Pragma's grin grew wider at the trolls response. " Great to meet you, Psykgi! I was able to find him. He's a little too big to miss so someone was bound to point him out. But I'm doing good, this is my first Bloodfest. Lots of people and lots of fun! Is this your first one too?" Glancing back over the booth, his eyes caught on the candies and jogging his memory. " Oh! And thank you for your candy yesterday. It was delicious. Neat color too."
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