Name: Canary Jones
Nickname: N/A
Age: 25
Birthday: April 4
Sign: Aries
Gemstone: Bloodstone
Blood Type: B
Fav. Food: Grilled Avocado, Black Bean and Cheddar Tacos
Hated Food: Anything meat! CANARY JONES won't touch it if it had a face.
School: N/A
Hobbies:
Hilarious Girl Porn - CANARY JONES might not look like it, but she loves to read. Particularly when her book falls under the genre of girl porn. And it's even better if it is unintentionally hilarious. Like the one series about the time-travelling viking Navy Seal. Or the series about the vampires who see in black and white until they sex up their TWOO WUV and then bam! Color vision! Let's face it kids, girl porn is exceedingly funny stuff when done right. And Canary is a ******** connoisseur.
Maille Creations - Don't tell anyone, but Canary is a long time lover of all things chain and scale maille. While she doesn't go for creating full on maille shirts, she does like to occasionally hide away in her garage and craft maille jewelry and accessories. Her favorite creation so far is the flower scale belt she made for the weekend she covered the local Renaissance Faire.
Trolling - Truth time, boys and girls! CANARY JONES loves nothing more than to push people's buttons until she gets a reaction. Sure, she dabbled in the antics of 4chan when she was younger, but now that she has her show (and a presumably larger audience), Canary is all about pushing boundaries until someone reacts and gives her a ratings grabbing moment. Whether it's inciting the local powered community to come and give her an interview or inviting the local septuagenarian dominatrix to show up and offer a workshop in paddle purchasing, you can bet Canary will be out there to soak in the reaction shots. And probably grinning like an a*****e the entire time. U mad, bro?
Virtues:
Coolly Confident - Canary is never less than supremely confident in herself and her abilities. CANARY JONES cannot, will not and has never failed. Canary knows what she's capable of and she's not afraid to clue you in. So yes, she will be wearing that top on air with that skirt and no, she will not be removing her piercings because some old t**t sees the entire outfit as a sign of the coming apocalypse.
Socially Fearless - Nothing rattles CANARY JONES. The idea of a social faux pas is laughable. Whether or not she behaves properly, she is always 3000% committed to her choices. What's the point of being afraid to talk or pounding the pavement to drum up stories and viewers? CANARY JONES was put on this earth to have a good time and she's not going to let something stupid like social anxiety get in her goddamn way!
Shrewd - Much like Madonna (y'know, before she got old and took pics of her son swilling booze), CANARY JONES has an instinctive grasp on when to act out and when to fade into the background and let her whisper campaign do its job. She always has her eye on what she views as the main prize and every move she makes is a carefully calculated step in that direction.
Flaws:
Manipulative - Canary knows just what to say or do to convince people to do what she wants. As far as she's concerned, other people are there for her own amusement and needs. And she has zero compunctions against using what she knows about the people around her to manipulate them into doing her bidding.
Self-Absorbed - CANARY JONES sole focus in life is CANARY JONES. Nothing else in life matters. Canary is selfish, waaaaay too stuck on her own legend and if you were to suggest that she's not the whole point of life, she will laugh in your face. Poor, misguided babbies.
Mercenary - CANARY JONES is in this game for the fame and riches. As such, she is completely willing to do whatever is required to keep those checks and accolades rolling in. People want to see her getting her a** paddled by a kinky old fart? Sure, why not? That creepy-yet-disturbingly-handsome 'Negaverse' dude wants her to sell out her producer and he'll fund her for the rest of her life? Where does CANARY JONES sign that sweet ******** deal?
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION - Rough Ref
Eyes: Wide, deep set 'white' (super super pale silvery-blue) and fringed with long, thick lashes.
Hair: Butt length, thick, curly hair usually worn up on a messy ponytail. Color should be an ombre effect with black near the top and a bright ocean-y blue at the ends.
Face: Mediterranean complexion with lots of dark freckling across the cheeks/nose - straight, beakish nose - full lips - thick, straight eyebrows - average ears
Clothes: Curious mix of professional and trashy. Has two lip piercings, two eyebrow piercings in one eyebrow, multiple ear piercings in both ears. Typically wears a bold lip and eyeshadow color combo.
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