Are there any negative RAMifications for falling in love?

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"Why yes there are and it usually involves both a vast amount of puns as well as not being able to handle them."

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Pan is often the figure-head associated with the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature, hunting, rustic music and more often than one would like to mention… sensuality.
In honor of both this being the month Chinese New Year as well as the month of Valentine’s Day having been a few days ago, Mephistomon has decided to join in the festivities by mixing love, capra/ovus references, and art.

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[Challenge]


1) Write a song displaying your love for the horny beasts (goats, not horny humans… that’s just gross)
-Should include 2 verses, chorus, and bridge.
-Must be written
-Bonus if its too a sing-able tune

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2) Create a Valentine’s card using Goat/Sheep/Ram puns as the main focus of your text and/or pictures
-Graded on number of puns that you mix in
-Graded on the flow of puns
-Even more so graded on creativity and color useage, this is a Valentine's card after all.
-For those of you that wiki'd Pan and know his story, PLEASE no higher than PG-13, if you must go higher, don't.
pm me and I'll give you my email address, if you feel that you must
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-Reserved for the arts-

Song Submissions


Valentine Card Submissions

 

[Kizadek]

To this tune:

Saw that Ewe the moment that it trotted by
Her eys were beautiful
Her fleece like 5 different shades of grey
Then I shouted so she would see me now.
AAAAAHHHHHH
She-goat, she-goat, she-goat.
AAAAAAHHHHHH

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Then I showed my horns off
Girl look at this rack
you know you want to mate with me
I know natures calling like Yeah
I she is in heat like yeah
So I 'm showing my horns off
She looks at my rack
She's probably coming home with me
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
I gave another mating call
AAAAHHHHHHHH
I hear her boyfriend yell at me!

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Now he wants to fight me, to fight me
And he charges with horns aimed right at me
I put my horns down to meet him,
when we meet you all hear the crack


Then that ewe just screams
AAAaaaaAHHHHHHHHH
Like shes never been fought over.
in Hysteria she says
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Baby baby
AAHHAAHHHHHHH
baby baby
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
baby baby
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
baby

Well I got this far on the song, after this point I realized how mny lerics are in the song
DAMN! aint nobody got tome to change all that!


To the tune of John Lennon's Imagine

What if humans own us
And we are their food?
and that’s why they groom us
And they feed us too
Imagine all the Goat rulers
Thinking they’re in charge…

If our slaves were our owners
And we were their food
Our life would have no meaning
Wouldn’t that be crude
It’s a good thing we own the people
And they are our pets…

Its so nice to be a sheople
Where I Rule with my bleats
Far better than being human
Not able to be understood

If they ruled over us
And we were mere pets
our fields would be our prisons
And the barn, our cells
Think of the absurdity
If roles were reversed!

Its so nice to be a sheople
Where I Rule with my bleats
Far better than being human
Not able to be understood