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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:07 am


"Aw hell, you messed up my goddamn fur!" The cat yelled toward the beast of many arms, bristling as he did so. "You damn youma got no idea how long it takes to get my fur right, do ya? a*****e!"

Yet the youma appeared unperturbed; the creature advanced on the feline, far larger in size and bearing a long, sinewy body that promoted nearly imperceptible movement considering its jet black body. It elevated its front half when it paused only a handful of feet away from the cat, and two of its spiderlike appendages pressed against the ground to support the length of body. The rest fanned outward and drew back in a poise to strike while it hissed out its aggression. Pinpricks of red dotting its cephalad girth focused on the comparatively tiny target, and teeth flashed out in an outpour of purple acid as a mark of its assuredness for victory.

Lunch was served.

"I been killin' youma hella bigger n' you, ya goddamn showoff!" Faust yelled back, though it looked of little use. Either the youma lacked ears or understanding, but no amount of bluff or truth or even nonsensical blurting seemed to rouse its attention. And fron the looks of it, Faust would have some serious trouble taking down a youma of this size and speed without the help of Thraen. If the male senshi wasn't suffering such a terrifying case of narcolepsy, the cat would've dragged him outside for a length of patrol, but...

As things stand, he expected that he either would find a proper hiding spot before he became lunch or he'd end up as shreds inside the wicked set of incisors the thing now flashed him. Instead of sticking around to ensure his combat prowess against such a beastly foe, the feline backed up a handful of steps and bolted in any direction he could find.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:02 pm


Why did he wander the streets of Destiny City when he could be anywhere else? Working at his craft or trying to figure out how to not lose the most precious person in his life...anything but wandering about aimlessly, thinking. Colin worried where he would never have worried before and cursed himself roundly for past decisions - hindsight was always 20/20, wasn't it?

But this wandering did have one potential benefit: if there was trouble, he could always intercede...and work off some of the worry and upset in a profoundly physical manner. The blond's hands rested in his coat pockets, one fiddling idly with the transformation pen that helped make him Aegir while he walked, distracted.

As Colin rounded a corner, he heard a strange sort of scuffling off to one side and felt the hairs on his nape go on end: trouble, definitely - Negaverse? Probably. No one was around but he still ducked behind a trash bin before pulling his pen out and transforming quickly - the last thing he needed right then was to accidentally expose himself in broad daylight!

Ready and now assured that it was in fact a chaos energy signature making his hair stand on end, Aegir took a leap to get a better vantage point. That was when he saw the cat - was it a Mauvian or just some poor normal feline with really shitty luck? - and the youma. "Perfect." Another cat, another monster...another chance to vent his frustration at his lover's increasing distance and his own inability to help.

The youma was nasty looking but Aegir didn't hesitate before calling out to it, hoping to give the cat some time to get clear before he dropped down to confront it, "Hey ugly, why don't you pick on someone your own size?!"

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:17 am


The bloom of aura and voice soon following its debut caught the Mauvian's attention immediately. "Sheeit, man, I appreciate the assist, but do you gotta make fun of a cat's size? Damn!" But when he finally looked where he was going rather than over his shoulder, the feline dug his claws into the ground and skidded to a stop just before a brick wall. However, the youma hot on his tail would not mind that impact if it meant a free furbag dinner.

Turning around, Faust darted straight for the large, serpentine creature in hopes that he could duck beneath and slide out from its clutches unscathed. The move felt risky considering the jaws on the beast, but the senshi's call distracted the creature long enough for Faust to complete the maneuver unscathed. Afterward the Mauvian darted straight toward the blonde figure wearing senshi garb, and about-faced to stare down the youma that so desperately wanted its lunch. "I never seen you around before, but I'm gonna bet you can fight as good as the next guy. Whaddaya say we go beat this damn thing down together? I'd take it myself, but I'm kinda distracted today." And it's damn big to boot. How the hell am I gonna reach its eyes from here? Ask it nicely to bend over?

The creature, however, knew no pause for strategizing. It roared at the senshi and advanced, slowly building up its speed for a charge in the event that it could wind the man using the tough carapace protecting its head.

"Yo, I can probably distract it while you wail on its a**. You're the one with the moves, here." Faust wriggled his hindquarters to steady himself, waiting for the right time to jettison off and potentially become a target. "And make it quick - this thing's fast as hell."


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:15 pm


Whatever Aegir had been expecting from the possibly talking cat, the voice he got was not it. As a matter of fact, if he were not doing his best to focus on the youma, he might have frozen from Faust's words. He'd never known a Mauvian with such attitude. Or language. He kind of mouthed out a 'Sorry' while watching the cat slide around the beast like this was Nascar or something.

So the cat wasn't going to run. Fantastic. What was it with Mauvians and sticking around to watch a guy get his arse handed to him? Oh well.

"It looks hungry, doesn't it?" Green eyes glanced from salivating monster to snarky feline, once more surprised at the cat's words. Take it himself?! Surely he wasn't serious? Not that Aegir would say anything like that aloud, but he sure was thinking that whomever this Mauvian was, he was batshit. Had to be. Had to.

"I can fight, yeah--" Oh god it was roaring. It was coming at them. The cat. Oh christ, it thought-- But his 'senshi magic' was pretty useless, all things considered. Better for strangling than anything, really. Aegir wondered - not for the first time - as he faced the youma, whether or he was meant to actually fight. And if it was some cosmic cruel joke that he not only had a terrible costume, but nearly useless magic paired with a fighter's heart.

'Make it quick--' Oh sweet mother of heaven-- but there was no time for him to try and explain to the cat that Aegir fought with fists more than magic, by necessity. "Fine, 's get this ugly mother--" It moved sinuously at them with all the potential of a hungry freight train and Aegir dug his own heels in and launched himself at the youma with no consideration for his own safety or well-being and a snarl on his face. It might have been fast, but so was he - quick and flexible and able to twist himself in some interestingly acrobatic ways.

Faust could dart around and try to distract it, he was going to find some way to get on it without getting both of them killed (or eaten!) Maybe then he could bash it's ugly brains in...or his magic would be more useful.

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He is so useless as a senshi, it's hilarious. Poor Faust'll figure that out pretty quick, I think. No worries though, he's an idiot and won't stop until it's dead. Or he is O_o. *loves his useless baby, k*

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:45 pm


Faust was pleasantly surprised to see the senshi assault the beast with such gusto. He couldn't recall a time when he met with a senshi that may yet match his drive and gung-ho nature in thrashing the Negaverse. However, as much as he'd love to stand around and marvel at a good soldier, he had work to do if they both wanted to make it through alive.

"Yo Ugly!" He yelled at the youma, which drew some of its attention. "Guess what? I'm goddamn delicious!" And with the bait hurled, Faust turned his back to the creature and wriggled his hindquarters to layer insult on injury.

And, perhaps, the creature would have none of it if Aegir wasn't assaulting his face.

All I gotta do is hope that thing wants to eat me more than a senshi. Oh s**t, I have an idea. "Hey Blondie! I can stun this b***h if you can keep it in one spot for a minute! Then you can go cave its head in with a rock or somethin'!" That's how it worked, right? As long as one harassed and assaulted a youma enough, it would degenerate into dust. That's how he and Thraen managed it, regardless. A swift punch to the face and a jab in the eye was all he needed to render youma dead and gone.

Faust's last-minute instructions went unheeded by the creature, who vehemently sought the life force of the senshi attempting to take it down. Mandibles spread apart in yet another insidious roar before it attempted to swallow the senshi's head whole in a thrusting assault. Its long spider legs skittered and slipped on the unforgiving concrete surface while it attempted further harm, and though it was unsteady, it never once lacked for deadly force. One mandible clipped the lid of a dumpster, shearing through the metal bar sealing it shut while leaving a sizable cut in its exposed surface.

Faust only hoped that they could take it, rather than the other way around.

In preparation for the stun he mentioned, Faust flattened his feet far apart and leaned forward, drawing energy into the star on his forehead in preparation for the blast that just might buy them time to kill the beast before it killed them.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:55 pm


Faust's irreverent wit was going to get Aegir in trouble. It seemed to the blond that every time the Mauvian opened his tiny maw and spoke, it was hilarious, horrifying or a blend of both that just made him want to gawk...or laugh himself sick. Hearing the cat say that he was 'goddamn delicious' almost forced a snigger past the senshi's clenched teeth - 'Oh sweet mother of...that cat is going to be the death of me--' Thank heavens he was too preoccupied with getting close to the youma to notice Faust's butt-wiggling taunt, or he actually might have busted a gut right then and there.

From concrete to dumpster to half-running along a wall, once in motion the senshi of Silence didn't stop (truthfully, this was a lot less rigorous than what he did for a living). Not even when Faust called out to him again, outlining a plan that might give the 'good guys' the upper hand, just he got a short, momentum-aided kick aimed nicely at one of those creepy limbs.

"It's Aegir!" Though 'Blondie' was probably one of the kinder things he'd been called upon to respond to over the years, so he wasn't upset. There wasn't time to take offense to something so small (as though he would have, even if there were moments to spare). "Got it. One minute, no prob!"

And then he was leaping backwards again, doing a series of handsprings that ended in a round-off, poised to dive right back into the fray. One minute, he could do that. He hoped. That thing had just razored part of the ******** dumpster like it was paper after trying to bite his goddamned head off. "Tch, you are one ugly sonofabitch, aren't you?"

With a twist to dodge one of the spiderine appendages and a spin that was purely for the hell of it, Aegir brought forth his magic. "Aegir Golden Hush!" Hands outstretched so the golden shine went hurtling towards the monster's head like a flying golden rope (which is pretty much exactly what the damned thing was).

It settled - though he couldn't tell how well just yet - and he hauled back with all his strength. The magic would keep the beast from making any noise for half a minute, but as long as the senshi concentrated he could keep it tied up for the minute Faust had wanted. Within seconds he could feel the beast trying to yank free of the softly glowing golden 'reins' wrapped around his gloved hands.

This was going to hurt.

This was also not going to end with either the cat or himself as lunch. So he would just have to suck it up and deal with it until the Mauvian did whatever...and then he'd just pound the ever-loving christ out of it until it broke into dust.

In the back of his mind, something twisted and ugly reared it's head: Youma were once human. Did that make this murder?. Now was not the time, so he just shoved it down as best he could and glanced at Faust. "I can't hold it more'n a minute like this--" Aegir's feet slid forward on the concrete under the pull of the monster but he bravely held on and did his best to wrest it's ugly mug lower while it fought against his will.

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I love Faust. He's killing me, it's so good. xD I'm dyin' oh lord.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:10 pm


"A minute's all I need!" Aegir fought valiantly enough without the help, and would ultimately take the youma down on his own regardless of the cat's participation, but Faust found it particularly fulfilling to take integral part in battles like these. The furry feline flattened himself to the ground, ears pinned back against skull, and scrunched his features while he concentrated on focusing energy.

Soon the collection of energy to the star on his forehead caused it to glow faintly, then brilliantly in the final stages of its charge. "C'mon Aegir, let's wreck this b***h!" He shouted shortly before releasing the beam of light that then struck the youma squarely in the back. Already Faust felt the great drain on his normal exuberance, but he tried to ignore it as best he could. "A'ight! It ain't goin' nowhere. You know what to do!" Panting afterward, the cat retired to his haunches and watched for the final strike to kill the beast.

While it was already angered by the strange magic that wired its jaw shut, the youma still struggled to eke out a roar - yet nothing came. This distracted the creature immensely, and it fought desperately to free its jaws, even so far as to scrape at its own face with its sharp appendages. However, all of its protests drew to a quick end with the kitty beam striking it squarely. Instead the youma collapsed to the ground, unable to do more than twitch for the handful of seconds that the feline's magic would restrict its movements.

Faust felt proud, if not completely exhausted.

"You got this, man!" And maybe I'll take a nap after I watch this b***h go down... Youma fighting's exhausting s**t.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:37 am


"No rush!" The senshi's tone was strained but also flippant, he could dish it out too - he was a cocky b*****d (for all he looked like a soft, pretty bit of nothing...if you ignored the musculature of his thighs and arms) after all. Aegir held onto the thrashing monster, muscles straining even as the golden ropes chafed and tore at his gloves, his palms. But he held on, because that was what was needed to happen and he wasn't about to give up.

'Wreck this b***h?' He almost started laughing again - honestly, this cat was too damned funny to be real - but then he got to see a Mauvian's beam attack for the first time. It. Was. Awesome. It also caused the youma to stop thrashing and allowed him to let up on the glittering ropes. "Good job!" And yes, Aegir knew what to do: bash it to dust. It was too bad he didn't have a better senshi attack, really...it would have made his life that much easier, but fisticuffs would just have to do.

He dove right on in fearlessly, battering the youma with fist and foot before grabbing one of the creature's own appendages and using it to spear the damned thing in it's own head with a grunt. Watching it clawing at it's own head had given him the idea to use it's own limbs to help do the monster in.

And after? God but he was exhausted - holding onto his magic took a lot out of him, maybe as much as doing his charged beam exhausted Faust. Maybe. Youma fighting really was an exhausting business!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:10 pm


"Whew!" Faust exclaimed after watching Aegir finish off the massive beast. Spectating on a youma battle felt every bit as tiring as participating in one, and Faust wasn't sure if that was due to being a cat or potent empathy tendencies. The two still ended the battle in one piece, while thoroughly exhausted from their efforts. "Thanks for the help, man. I mean, I coulda handled it on my own, but it woulda taken longer with having to climb up the damn thing just to claw its eyes out... Not really worth it when you got someone gawkin' who could lend a few punches, yanno?" Faust made certain to remind both himself and his new acquaintance of Faust's impressive battle prowess.

He cared little for the accuracy of such statements.

"Yo, whaddaya say we go get somethin' to eat after dustin' that thing? I could totally use some fish after that." Inwardly Faust dreamed of the few times that Quenton left a sizable fish filet on the counter unattended, whether due to answering the door or taking a call, and Faust drug off the whole of the filet using his teeth. The large feline made a game of it by attempting to squirrel the food in an entirely obscure location, and stave off Quenton's prying eyes as long as possible to eat his fill.

Faust started in the direction of the blonde before he paused mid-step, remembering that he hadn't yet introduced himself. Finally he brought his paw down on a pile of dust, which caused the fine grain to swirl up into the air while he finally dropped his name. "Oh, and the name's Faust. Here to kick a**, take names, and tell Thraen what to do."

Satisfied that his introduction carried thorough weight, the feline puffed out his chest and continued his short trot toward Aegir. "Say, what kinda attack was that? Didn't look like anything I seen before. You the senshi of golden lassoes or somethin'? Or rodeos, or..." Faust trailed off after naming a few more equally unrelated potential spheres.

"Aw hell, I can't figure it out right now. I need some food in me first."


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:42 am


Aegir was catching his breath, curls plastered to his head and scraped up hands resting on his knees as the adrenaline of the battle seeped out of him slowly, replacing itself with a sort of bone-tiredness that might insure he got some sleep that night. Maybe. But right then he wasn't thinking about sleepless nights and missing persons, he was thinking about how his palms smarted and that this cat was speaking with him and he should be paying attention. "Hey, no problem. I'm good for assists. Couldn't have done it without you." That this was likely true didn't bother him the way it might have a year ago, or even a few months back. Sailor Aegir wasn't meant to be a front-line player (as he'd slowly gotten beaten into him) and he would just have to make the best of it.

"Hmm? Oh. Yeah, actually..." Food was probably a good idea; he had that funny crinkling feeling at the back of his throat when he gave himself a moment to feel it that told him it had been some time since his last meal. "Food's probably a good idea. So, you're a fish fan, huh?" God but his legs hurt. No way was he going to be able to do any dancing after this, which was a pity since he had planned on getting a bit more studio time in to work on polishing his latest contemporary dance routine. Faust started towards him, ears perked, but then paused to kick up youma dust and introduce himself.

"Nice to know you-- wait, did you say Thraen?" Because there was a name (and face!) that he was acquainted with somewhat! From being knocked out by his magic garden to talking about how things had changed, from brand-spanking new Sailor Thraen to Eternal Sailor Thraen, there was a connection. Faust came forward, pleased with himself (clearly), as the blond gawked a bit, trying to get his fried brain to process properly. As a matter of fact, he was so distracted (or dumbfounded) that he automatically answered the Mauvian's question. "Silence. I'm the senshi of silence and it's...it silences things. Takes their voices, mutes magic. If I pour in a lot of energy I can bind an opponent like we just did."

Finally his brain kicked back into gear, "You're really with Thraen huh? Let's get food and we can swap stories." But first he was going to power down because <********> he was exhausted and also it was not exactly a good idea to wander around wearing what amounted to a ballerina's unitard, slippers and sheer skirt if you wanted to not be gawked at. Back to street clothes and sneakers and feeling like he'd been hit by a jet propelled ten ton brick.

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Sorry for the delay, been sick. And a cat-couch, concurrently. @___@ And now we watch Colin be like /must not pet the cat, must not treat the cat like he's a cat-cat...must...not...aw hell "can I pet you?"

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 6:27 pm


"Damn right I said Thraen. You know, tall blonde dude that's got all kinds of flowers n' s**t stuck to 'im. Smells like a flower bed when he walks by. You know him?" Thraen had to know a few senshi if he came to eternal, though Faust hadn't met anyone that the blonde knew well enough to leave an impression. It felt like an achievement nonetheless.


"Silence ain't bad!" Watching Aegir restrain the youma left a favorable impression on Faust, who just as soon assumed that silence proved a potent weapon against the creatures - and Negaverse agents, too. Ultimately he didn't put much thought into it, contenting himself with leaping to Aegir's shoulder over having to process the intricacies of his attacks. All such minutia was better left to Thraen, since the two seemed to know each other. "I mean, I know a few talkative people who could use a little Silence in their lives every now and then. And that binding s**t's nothin' to sneeze at either. Hell, I'd love to have somethin' like that where I tug on some kinda lasso to keep a youma restrained. I bet that'd look pretty badass with a Guardian cat." However, his scope of powers proved highly limited - he couldn't imagine any of his abilities came with a conversion to lasso form.

"s**t yeah we gotta get food! I know there's a fish market around here somewhere... I used to bug Thraen into takin' me pretty often. I think it's down that corner or somethin'. I dunno." Faust was unfazed. Aegir seemed like a capable human being, so Faust simply assumed that he could find the fish market with minimal information. Even if they didn't, Faust found no reason to complain so long as they managed some grub in the near future.

The feline carefully settled onto the commandeered shoulder and quickly launched into his own story. "So you wanna know how I came to hang out with Thraen, eh? Well, I'll tell you that I wasn't really with him at first. I was with some other dude, who was kind of an a*****e to cats. He was kinda weird, into that taxidermy s**t, so he'd constantly threaten to skin me and I'd constantly chew up his projects and whatever. He deserved it, too.

"Anyway, I guess Thraen contracted with him on some project, which is how they met. And they must've hit it off or somethin', 'cuz the guy whose workshop I lived in got a little less pissy. They got in some kinda fight, and the dude ended up shovin' me into some duffel bag and bringin' me over to Thraen's place. They hooked up, and I got to stay there. I don't actually remember most of this s**t since I was just a cat at the time, but after I awakened as a Mauvian I learned about most of it. Qu- er, Thraen was always hella nice to me, and he seemed pretty respectful of my s**t, unlike his boyfriend. So I got to thinkin', what's the need in moving out? So I just stuck with Thraen.

"How'd you come about bein' a senshi, Aegir? Anything super kickass happen in your career?"


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:24 am


"Yep, that'd be him." Colin chuckled and shoved his hands into his pockets as he thought back to meeting Thraen - had it been so long ago? They'd been of a level...and now Thraen was Eternal and badass as all hell. "I let him try his magic out on me shortly after he was awakened and we sparred a bit. When I got back from England I contacted him again...this time he's offered to help me pick up some useful skills I'm missing." He wouldn't have said they were close friends or anything, but certainly on friendly terms if not actually friends (in Colin's mind, whether or not Quenton felt the same was wholly unknown).

Faust's perch on his shoulder would cause the blond to reach up in case an assist was needed, but he dropped them quickly when it became apparent that the darkly furred Mauvian knew what he was doing. "It's got it's good points, yep. Especially with snoring roommates." He could joke about his magic - it was funny, after all - and it wasn't as though he could do anything about it..which meant there was no point in angsting about it either. "You know, that would be pretty badass with one of you guys, though I'm not sure it'd be easy to use without hands..."

Local fish market? Colin pulled out his non-senshi business phone and did a quick search so that he could get Faust his preferred treat. The cat had been a huge help and totally deserved it (also, Colin was a softie)...and even if he didn't particularly want a meal of fish, he was happy to note there were several 'grab' style joints along the way. "Gotta love the internet." With Faust settled he headed off in the direction his phone had indicated, tucking it back into his coat pocket on the side without a rather large feline attached.

He listened intently to the story being told, making appropriate sounds to indicate that he was in fact listening and not just pretending - it was utterly fascinating stuff, it really was - though he did have a small part of his brain that said maybe he shouldn't know these things about his friend...or that he really shouldn't be hearing about it from Faust. "I hope he didn't mean it when he said he'd skin you, but..." It actually sounded as though the fellow had meant it, which opened up a whole lot of disturbing questions that he wasn't about to seek answers to.

"Staying with him was probably a good choice, he's a really nice guy. Scary smart, but really nice." It didn't surprise him at all that Quenton-Thraen had a boyfriend, but it did surprise him a little that the taxidermy-loving Faust-threatening guy would be it - but then again, who was he to talk? His boyfriend could have made Helmsworth's Thor feel inadequate. Colin knew very well that relationships were often based on things that outsiders wouldn't understand or see and that as long as both parties were happy with their arrangements, that was all that mattered.

"That's quite an incredible story, I'm afraid mine's not so interesting." Colin pulled his phone out to take another look at the map and took a right turn. "We're close to the market now. So, ah...I basically found a kitten outside a waffle shop being harassed and stepped in. Then she started talking and the next thing I know, I'm a card-carrying member of the unitard brigade." Once at the market he would allow Faust to pick whatever he wanted - within reason - and get it for him. After which he would get something from a small sandwich shop that probably looked inedible to the feline but that he himself would enjoy greatly.

Wanting to talk to Faust meant they'd have to find a secluded spot to eat, but that was fine - Colin really was a fairly capable human, most of the time! "So I don't think I've had anything actually kick-a** happen in my career, but I did get training from Prince Castor...during which he kind of just sicced a captured youma on me." God, that had been nuts! And a lot of fun. "I'm rusty and behind now, because I made the choice to study abroad for a year. I really didn't think it'd be so bad, but it definitely changed a lot of things. I mean, Q got his a** up to Eternal!"

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:27 pm


"Well! You doin' a lot better with him than most people. You should take 'im up on that offer and maybe both of us can lend a hand." Two Blondies is gonna get confusin'. Maybe I should nickname this one TwinkleToes with that frilly outfit o' his. Sounds right to me.

The cat settled into a balanced crouch with his imaginary bottlebrush tail running down Aegir's back while the pair - mostly Aegir - started en route to the fish market. "Yeah, Thraen's got way too much brain in 'im, and not enough brawn. I mean, dude picks up sculpture s**t, but what I really mean is he should be learnin' more how to fight than when some dude painted some ugly picture and why it ain't so damn ugly." Or grading papers. Or going back to school. Really, Faust was unsure why Quenton didn't spend most of his time in uniform and only power down to Quenton for the barest necessities, but he couldn't expect the most resolute of fighters out of everyone.

Faust listened silently, only offering a grunt on occasion when a passerby moved suddenly, or a bird landed not far from the pair. Yeah, unitard brigade. And that s**t don't leave much to the imagination. As a cat, I already seen a whole lotta parts of the human body that I can't just unsee. Not like I need reminders with skimpy clothing.

"Yeah, Blondie did pretty good, but now it's your turn to step your s**t up. You did good with that youma, but can you kick some agent a**?" Faust side-eyed the man heavily before they reached a slowly mounting cluster of people, indicative of the fish market nearby.

Faust didn't waste much time in dismounting. "Watch this, Tutu - you gonna love it." Once the large feline hit the ground, he melted between the legs in the crowd and weaved his way toward the various stands displaying fresh catches over ice. Most failed to notice the furry companion underfoot, one nearly kicked him by mistake, and a pair of children found him so enthralling that they tried to chase him through the dense populace. Faust made quick work of losing the children due to his smaller size and agility, and soon crept close enough to the stands that he could leap to their level with little effort. Initially he passed over most of the stands until he reached one with a merchant particularly engaged with his customer. Seizing the opportunity, Faust leapt onto the display and promptly sank his teeth into a sizable black cod steak and immediately dragged it off the platform. The man only noticed as the feline hit the ground, and at that point, there was no saving the fish - beyond some empty threats and boisterous yelling, the man did little to reclaim his catch.

Faust himself trotted away with the heavy load still in his jaws, and slipped into one of the alleys where he could round the entirety of the fish market and come out on the other side somewhat near Colin's original location. The cat at triumphantly, though at that moment the flesh finally gave way beneath his teeth and the rest of the fish split apart, plopping onto the pavement with a wet thump.

The Guardian didn't seem to mind.


Syrie
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:34 pm


"I'm planning on it. It's not very fun getting your a** handed to you." It really wasn't, and while he didn't necessarily begrudge the Earth a few scars here or there, it was often difficult explaining how he got them to his family and lover. Whoops. Colin would have been amused-but-also-resigned if he'd known that Faust was contemplating calling him Twinkle Toes - a nickname he'd been called before and hated.

There wasn't much he could have added to Faust's diatribe on the deficits (perceived by that cat, that is) of Quenton's training - or lack of continued interest in further training. Colin was pretty certain that if Faust knew him as well as he knew Thraen, he'd find himself on the other end of the cat's biting tone. If Faust found the older man's choices suspect (and useless), how would he feel about Colin's dancing?

"I've fought quite a few agents...and some of the Dark Mirror senshi too." Did he win? Well, sometimes he did and sometimes he got his a** handed to him...it really depended on how strong his opponent was and also how lucky they were! "Can always use more training. Chaos is always working, we should be too." In shifts. Because he really did want to have a life beyond beating up agents of chaos or dusting youma.

Tutu!? He might have had something to say about Faust hopping down and heading off, but he was too shocked, so instead he just tried keeping his eyes on the dark blur of the feline at is moved through the crowd and towards a knot of people discussing fish on ice in animated tones. 'He's not...oh my God, he is, he's just going to take the damned fish....' So it made sense in a way, the cat just taking what it wanted rather than going through 'usual' channels and buying it - because of course Faust couldn't just open his yap and tell the fishmonger(s) 'gimme dat fish'. But still, he found himself shaking his head and trying not to smile because damn Faust had some nerve. Brass-plated balls or something like that.

"That was certainly impressive. Do you want some help carrying that somewhere less...busy?" Somewhere where he wasn't going to get funny looks for crouching down and talking to a cat like a crazy person?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:21 am


"Yo, any help would be nice. I mean, this thing's just gonna fall apart in my face before I can really get it anywhere." In truth, he would just eat it before reaching his destination. It required great restraint for Faust to simply walk the slab of fish over to Colin to drop on his feet, and the cat already fought to refrain from salivating all over his fuzzy chin. "Just... Hurry up with the movin' man, I'm starved."

A quick sit had him looking more like a normal cat, and more people were beginning to encroach as they realized he may be the fish thief of moments earlier. Some even looked entirely too interested in petting him, as the teenaged women were wont to coo over his endless seas of fluff. not that he minded- most of the time he enjoyed a little extra attention - but when trying to converse with a senshi who knew Thraen, it was better to duck into another location.

Faust attempted a great leap toward the man's shoulder, though he ended up falling short just enough that he needed to claw his way across Colin's upper arm. He offered no apologies, either. "Maybe you could be doin' a bit of teaching then. I mean, it seems like you know the basics and s**t. Shouldn't be no thing for you. And then maybe we can get the rest of the senshi up to speed so they can at least fight worth a damn outside of their magic. s**t's nice and all, but sometimes a good face punching does a better job. Not that I'm knockin' your s**t, dudeness."

A glance over his fuzzy shoulder confirmed that the fishmonger in question caught onto him from Faust's high vantage point. He grunted in rolling feline manner. Well ******** me running. Houston, we gotta problem.

"And uh, if you were serious about takin' that fish somewhere else, you might wanna get on that idea.


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