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 Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:23 pm
Kerberos really, really should not have been out, not when he was wobbling on his feet and drunk and had to lean against a wall to stay anything approaching sturdy. But oh well, at least he could hold onto the floor, or something.
He could feel a Page aura, and he groaned, and gave up on remaining anything even close to vertical, slowly sinking down the storefront wall he was leaning against until he was seated on the street.
"Come on out! I'm more a threat to myself than I am to youuuu," he said, because surely that was going to inspire confidence.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:23 pm
"Doesn't make you any less of a threeeeeat." Caledonia called back. Or at least, that was what he thought at first. Until he saw the drunken senshi sitting on the ground, hardly able to keep himself upright. "Oookay... Maybe I'll take that back. Maybe you're just less of a threat then I realized.." Caledonia blinked.
"This might be a really stupid question... But why are you drunk..."Noir Songbird THIS IS SO OLD GOOD GOD. /CRIES FOREVER. Blah blah blah Morbid was in a slump and didnt tag this. Prior to Caledonia's corruption into Caledonite.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:14 pm
"Dude," Kerberos said, as he set his bottle down next to him, "I promise. Not a threat. At all." But apparently the Page recognized that, likely because it was horrifyingly, absurdly obvious. He made an effort to push himself up, and failed, flopping back on the ground.
"I am drunk because everything is terrible and it's a lot easier to deal with Negaverse bullshit if I'm drunk off my a**." He said, and it was completely honest. "I am Corrupt Sailor Kerberos. Terrifying vicious beast. Rawr." He even made little claw-hand gestures. Like that was supposed to make a sloppy drunk look intimidating.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:28 am
"..Wouldn't being drunk make things harder?? I mean..." Caledonia tried not to snicker too much at his attempt of being a fierce creature. "You're just the slightest bit uncoordinated there kiddo..."
"So just... why is a terrifying vicious beast drunk? Are you celebrating some victory over an opponent?" Hey, it was a valid reason to get drunk okay. "Though I suppose that would mean the opponent was someone from my side of the street now wouldn't it." Oh well...
Noir Songbird NOTHING BUT SMALL TAGS FOR YOU
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:45 pm
Kerberos shrugged. "I don't care as much." That was a lie, he cared intensely. But he drank more to make himself care less. "There are probably people who hate me, and they probably want to hurt me, and I can't defend myself worth a damn but wow do I not give a single ******** started laughing, at the very suggestion that he might have had a victory, anywhere, at any point in time. "I am not celebrating anything, I haven't had s**t to celebrate for a long time. Being Chaos sucks, don't do it. Ever."
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:13 pm
"You probably should care." Caledonia mumbled. "Mmm that's probably true, but then again the same thing could be said for me. You guys don't exactly like people like me. You have magic and weapons... What do you mean you cant defend yourself worth a damn."
Caledonia snorted, watching the corrupt. "Yeah well... I can assure you I don't plan on doing that any time soon. Aren't you worried someone from your side might find you thought??"
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:51 pm
Kerberos raised an eyebrow. "I can't ********' stand, I'm so drunk," he said, "how'm I supposed to fight if someone picks one with me?"
He breathed out. "They have, people on my side've seen me, nobody cares." So far. He hoped that would continue.
He slowly pushed himself up, getting into a wobbly standing position. "Huh. Whaddaya know. I can hold onto the floor."
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:25 pm
"You got match don'tcha? Just zap em with it. Plus, who knows, you could have a bottle with you. Bash it over their skulls?" Should he be telling this to someone from the other side? No. Probably not. But he was going to anyway. "I've seen drunk people hold their own in a fight before. Whether they remembered that is another story though."
"I'm sure someone cares. Even if it doesn't look like it. There's always someone. Even if it doesn't always look like there is." Cale made a noise of delight when the senshi managed to keep upright. "Aha! See? You can still do things, even if you're 'so drunk'." Cale teased.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:32 am
Kerberos started laughing, wildly and drunkenly. "Dude. Dude. I have magic flowers that make people sad." He waved a hand. "And I dunno if you noticed but I'm not really in beating-people-with-bottles shape. Plus, I don't...I don't wanna hurt anybody else."
He took a couple steps forward, towards the Page, and tilted his head ot the side to examine him. "You're really pretty. Has anybody ever told you you're really, like, distractingly hot before."
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:40 pm
"I'd take magic flowers that make people sad over dull bracers I can't do anything with." Caledonia said, showing off his weapon. The page got quiet for a moment, contemplating the senshi's words. "...But sometimes you have to, you know? Sometimes you don't have the choice. You could be in trouble, or worse, someone you know could be. What would you do then? Would you let yourself, or your friend get hurt?" Assuming hurt was all they got.
The Page held out his arm to the staggering senshi, in a friendly gesture to help stabilize the other man just a bit.Cale blinked widely. "You're drunk. Can you even see straight? But yes. I have heard that phrase a number of times before hand."
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:47 pm
Kerberos giggled a little more, and then twirled, and somehow miraculously managed to stay upright through all that.
"I'd take a bullet for my friends, but for myself? Eh." He shrugged and spread his arms wide. "Who gives a s**t what happens to me." Luka. Luka probably gave a s**t, but Luka would be better off without him anyway.
He stumbled forward a couple steps, and landed facefirst on the Knight's chest.
"Seriously. So pretty. And so built. You must be making somebody very, very happy."
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:29 pm
"I'm sure you have friends that would care, whether you took the proverbial bullet or not." Caledonia said. "And you're a bit of a broken record." The page chuckled, dropping a hand on the senshi's head and giving it a gentle pat. "I would like to think so though." Cale wasn't so sure at times. There were things with Alex, he couldn't really explain. Both on his end, and on Alex's. Perhaps he wasn't asking the right questions, but Alex wasn't exactly giving him answers either way.
"We should probably get you home. Do you have somewhere you're staying??"
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:55 pm
Kerberos hummed quietly, and then he looked up and batted his eyelashes. "If I gave you directions, would you carry me?" Abuse his drunken state to get something very nice, like big strong arms around his waist, and whoops he should really feel guiltier about that than he did.
"I can give you directions to a couple streets away from where I'm staying, and I'll teeeleport the rest of the wayyyy."
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:58 pm
Caledonia laughed.
"To be honest with you, that was the game plan. No offense or anything but I don't really trust your ability to walk right now. Even if you've managed to stagger your way over to me." One arm wrapped around the senshi's shoulder, careful of his hair, as the other scooped him off his feet. "Up you go." He joked. "Now, where am I goin- Wait, you can teleport?"
Huh. That was neat.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:23 pm
Kerberos let out a very loud, very obvious sigh as he settled against Caledonia's chest, fingers running over the gold swirls on his vest. "Broad Street, I live a couple blocks from there," he said.
"I can teleport a little," a tiny hum passed his lips. "It's really tiring though, I'll probably pass out when I get home, but that's not your problem so don't worry about it." He couldn't bear the idea of this total stranger being concerned for him, damn it. He wasn't the type of person you were supposed to get concerned for.
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